Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Hands hurt…ugh.

Time to take a break from masturbating, (nameless).

i have just seeen something both hilarious and horrible, a man on the street just steped out of his car onto a pidgeon, he then fell back scared and bumped his head against his car roof, he then fell and was attacked by the pidgeon upon which he steped…….i was not sure if i should have laughed or not so i didnt.

the guy got up fine afterwards though

If he didn’t get hurt, it’s okay to laugh.

If he got hurt, it’s still okay to laugh but certain people might find your laughter offensive.

If he didn’t survive, it’s still okay to laugh but certain people will most definitely find your existence offensive.

both him and the winged rat were fine afterwards.

Some guy was arrested for poisoning thousands of pigeons in New York City.

If anything, I think he was only guilty of littering.

and to think if it wasent for the great depression causing all the pidgion farms to go bust we would probably be eating those bastards today

“Poisoning Pigeons in the Park” by Tom Lehrer.

What on earth is it people do in their spare time? ^_^

Find ways to get rid of it.

<_

Oh, I know that, dear.

The ways people do so, however, are very nearly reprehensible. ^_^

Unsurprising. Hardly worth mentioning, even.

Possibly. ^_^

Definitively. >D>

Correction: >:-(D>

That is quite the face. ^_^

It’s a Spaniard.

who remember the babe that I wad talking about?

I do. What about her, dear? ^_^

her friend go in the game too :/

Uh oh.

A trend is beginning!

Aww. That’s too bad. Well, I wish you lots of luck in your own endeavour. ^_^

So sad, my friend,
For around the bend
Comes an unfortunate trend.
Prepare to defend

Yourself.

…………………….the game ………………………………………………………………………………………. ……………………………………………………………………

dude they know that when I laugh and put my hands over my face Im embarassed so they r playing like that to not be bored Im their toy :/

I hope Noir bangs both of them.

*waves a little flag*

im not sure if i can offer advice on this other than dont get their names mixed up

I cant I know them from a long time and I cant bang em both (no rlly I cant) they rnt in love just bored

You don’t have to love, or even respect, someone you bang.

You just have to put your penis in them.

And then take it out.

And repeat this until you’re done.

(Use protection.)

I am 15 -_-

Listen to Jerk,the drama that ensues will be hilarious

So?

….I CANT
IM NOT READY D:

Alright, alright. I’m not trying to pressure you. It’s none of my business. I’m just saying, don’t limit yourself by bein’ afraid, alright? If you think you’re afraid to do something, go for it out of spite.

I cant have sex -_-
and I wont besides its not like they will accept
and It be pretty stupid to do

It’s fine, man, don’t worry about that. If it’s not your time, it’s not your time. I’m just saying not to fear things like that.

I dont :/
BUT I CANT DO IT AT THIS AGE
i dont wanna ruin myself like this (my cousins friend had sex at 15 hes fucked up)

i had sex. only once though, it was the night before…………… you know…….

Depressing on the level of thread-killing.

@ Noir: That as may be, you are not your cousin. How he reacted to that is his choice, the only things that change you are the things that you let change you. I try to let things change me that make me something I want to be. But, again, forget about it. I just bring it up because you seem kind of bent out of shape about it all.

ANYWAY

I refuse to talk about personal experiences with sex unless they’re self-deprecating, otherwise I’d just come off as a lying asshole (as opposed to a regular asshole).

im gonna ask out of shape of wut?

Bent out of shape, upset, discombobulated, perturbed, disturbed, etcetera.

About the teasing, I guess.

i like the teasing but not the feeling embarassed makes me feel weak
not disturbed about sex just scared of how ill mentally change

Long Day by Matchbox 20

If it’s a problem, bro, tell them. If it’s not a problem, tease them back. You said they’re friends, right? And sex doesn’t change you mentally, unless you get very little of it or very much of it, and then only when you let it.

I have my laptop back~

For the record, the greatest grunge song of all time is “Right Turn,” by Alice in Chains.

If you listen to it, you’ll see why. In fact, that whole LP is great. Nancy Wilson of Heart backs up Layne Stayley on vocals. But not on “Right Turn.” That song’s back-ups are…a surprise. ESPECIALLY if you’re into the grunge scene.

congrats on gettin ur laptop back
its not that it bothers me just makes me
feel uncomftrable I dun wamma ruin their fun

:|

Alright. But don’t you dare turn into a doormat, son.

iv’e had sex this many time ( holds out hand and waves fingers) see that many


hahaha six an half times blah