Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Sex code: since partial sexual acts cannot be rounded up to a whole intercourse experience, I have designed a code for extenuating circumstances.

Blowjob: .1
Interrupted Blowjob: .01
Accidental Blowjob: .001

And so forth.

i count the half up there because me and her were interupted before either of us finished so that a half

*cradles head in facepalm as a consequence of the current conversation*

^ you.

Well someone had to bring about the cold shower

I have a gram of xanax in me and an energy drink, and I’m letting them duke it out before I start class tomorrow.

Oh, and I’m fixing a problem with Ubuntu on my Virtual Box that’ll restore my resolution (and now my porn has sound! Holy crap!)

Out of curiosity does your mind ever leave the topic of sex?

It’s called “sleep.”

I’m sure you just don’t remember your dreams…

me and my friend were out helping my grandfather yesterday. he had some ribcage issues from the day before, and well, i still have every disability i had before…. he is now in so much pain, he has to see a docter, and my back just wont stop being a bitch and being in pain….

this is absolutely horrible….

@ (nameless): I remember them just fine. I have lucid dreams, and such control over them that I usually turn into an evil God whenever I fall asleep. Which is pretty neat, actually.

@ Arby: Damn, Arby. What are you going to do about it?

@jerk: well, hes going to the docter, and im…. just gonna sit here in agony and let him complain… and listen…. couse thats the kind of guy i am…

Aww. You know how to make me smile. ^_^

sometimes, being insane means you know MORE!

… thats the first time ive every seen ILB make a sad face!! i’m sorry ILB! please forgive me!

Oh, don’t be sorry, dear!

hmmm. i never thought of it like that. ok.



still hurts to move though….
anyways, my friend is off to the docters for xrays now. so i can sit in peace and quiet… or i can do something….

@arby- yeah, compared to most of the world your like jesus!

invent something.

@kazi: hmm… i shall invent:… …….

(any suggestions? ive got nothing….)

(also, thanks for the inspiring “im like jesus”… that actually makes me feel slightly better.)

oh shit… its the 25th. i need to go be awesome for my mom now… might be back…. or i might get hostpitalized for over exerting myself….

Edit: its her bday

YOU MADE ILB YOU MUST DIE nah not really idc

god you fuckers post way too fast

fuckers is not an insult

btw shit i meant you made ilb sad you must die but i fucked up that shit fuck you sc and your flood control this is fucking up my editing i hate you

Calm down, honey. ^_^

^_^

Guys today sucks already…

*tumbleweed*

wow… i have not seen the threads this desolate in…. ever!

Damn, I’ve been constantly bored recently. Guess what breaks the boredom? School in about a week =_=

Masturbation? Yes it does. Also, I fixed Linux. That is the nerdiest thing I have ever said in my life.

@ Arby: ILB makes that sad face around me all the time because I constantly disturb or disappoint her, as she knows that I am a much better man than I pretend to be.

@ LaCollegeChick: What’s wrong Comi? (My brother’s girlfriend started college practically the same day you did).

Short, but succint. Yes, quite right, dear. ^_^

Me? Yes, I am a humble man. I am the most humble man in the room. Potentially the most humble man of all time.

One might even call you a “humble bee”. ^_^

that pun stings it’s so funny

Oh buzz off.

Hate skool with all My hate cells

You forgot one. It’s over there.

Hehe “Hate cells.”

@Jerk, aw just normal college stuff. Woke up late because the fire alarm was going off. Had time to put on clothes and then run to class and was still 10 mins late thus missing the help on homework that I need to complete it. Also, Wednesdays are my busiest days and extremely long. At least I have tennis tonight, that will be fun.

Ignore my sad face, I’m just tired.

SLEEP! THE GREAT GOLDENARBITER OF YORE DEMANDS IT! if you dont sleep, you will get insomnia like me and then you will never be happy and you will, be a grinch and you will, write long run on sentences, with comma splices in inappropriate places.

(yes, thats just how tired i am)

YOU SLEEP!! LACOMMIE DEMANDS IT!! I have stuff to do tonight I can’t sleep yet, but thanks for the helpful suggestion.

guess what!!!!!?!!!!
im not depressed anymore!
im not sure what happened, but all of a sudden im happy!!
i dont know if its the pointy ears, funny nose or whatever made that scab on the vein inside my elbow, but im happy!!!!!!

I fuckig hate skool

noir………is english your first language, and if not what is?????????
my school year is actually promising.

lol if u ask that cause of the typos and punctuation well its cause i always type on a cellphone never pc XD

but my first language is spanish :/ english is my second
FUCKING HATE GODFORSAKEN SKOOL
so yea thats the answer

Welp, I had a looooooooong day today. And I’m fucking exhausted, but my body refuses to sleep, and soon I’m supposed to participate in the ongoing D&D game in skype and gfierogwejafnkjbnrkjeakjrgkakkjhk

ITT We bitch about life :|

“Icaras cast gfierogwejafnkjbnrkjeakjrgkakkjhk! Icaras missed! Icaras was eatend by a troll!”

a bad roll son, bad roll