Bittersweet Candy Bowl

im gonna kill a bunch of north koreans!

nyanyanyanyanya NYA
my cross is better then yours!
but in all seriousness: dfhnjtynbdfhjhgnmkjhavatbntnjahadfbgdhmjgtvfd bfhzdfbh

You are incapable of being serious, Kazimov.

@ ninja-i will kill a bunch of north koreans, and read the last few posts “help! i fell into a bottomless pit“

And then the zombies attacked. There were no survivors.

except me. nothing can beat my insanity but chuck norris, and he`s licked in my basement..

wheres ace? i knew i remembered him

i unno

where?

Licked in your basement! Ugh!

And you still weren’t being completely serious, but it was a good try.

Ask your mother?

I don’t know

I know where he is, but he paid me not to tell you guys.

I kid, I kid.

Can we keep using this random chat now?

i once ate a kitten….

I once ate a squid.

EWWWWWWW

i eat raw squid frequently, i love sushi, squid, shrimp, salmon and my favorite baby octopus

I’m serious, and it was good too.

i know squid are fuckin tasty

CALAMARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i seriously ate a kitten.
i was just a toddler though…

Do tell.

Another day of hell tommorrow night guys

night noir

*Vanishes*

c ya

My hands hurt

my arm still hurts.

Actually my hands always hurt, so I win…*imagine a smilie of 5 year old boy sticking out tongue*

gunshotwound.
my teeth always hurt.
the bottom ones are crammed togther too tight.
were gonna pull some out eventually.

Your gunshot wound will get better, my hands hurt 24/7 I quit painkillers and I scoff at your pathetic use of them!

You think this conversation qualifies as “random”?

i dunno. you coming to new york to protect the mosque? i can probably pay some of the airfare.
my teeth hurt like beef jerky.

I’d love to, but airfare is damn expensive, especially from California.
How does comparing pain to beef jerky make any sense whatsoever?

i will have about $1700 by then. i could pay for a couple people probably.
plus my insanity makes hitchhiking there safe. (i carry insane amounts of weapons)

more $ then that if i get a part time job during the schoolyear.

my back always hurts couse i have too types of scoliosis in the same vertebrate, i am also damn sure i have arthritides… i have never once been able to touch ma toes

on another note… i find squid to be bland and tasteless. and i dont like sushi. hell, i dont like that oceany taste that any seafood give…

i like beef jerky…

I finished that book. AND NOW ANOTHER ONE.

What were you reading?

“Uglies,” “Natural History,” and “The Tale of Genji” in the last five days.

quite the reading list

Indeed quite varied too…

I haven’t read anything since January so I’m making up for lost time.

With a book a day.

Children’s books, then? ^_^

I jest. Sorry.

HAY. Good one, kid.

What is it you read, then? ^_^

Science fiction and sometimes nonfiction. I have this one book that’s supposed to be a scientific study of what would happen to things if mankind was wiped out.

Sounds like an… interesting read. ^_^

I got my hands on a list of books on post-human subjects or something. Sounds kind of pretentious I guess, but it’s pretty neat.

Oh? Post-human? That sounds apocalyptical, if anything.

By the way, I’m sorry to jump off this quite fascinating discussion, but why is there a button at the bottom of all the pages that says “Jump to the bottom.”? ^_^

yes that is an odd button, not only does it seem repetetive but it does nothing if you click it