Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Ifell asleep in class and then woke up to a strange feeling on my neck i felt rlly uncomftrable and then i almost went to sleep when i hear exactly at my ear Hi Jason
i swear i jumped out of my seat she was breathing at my neck and laughed like hell wen i jumped

no

My teacher would use rain sticks when we fell asleep in her bio class.

One kid actually pissed his pants while sleeping when she did that.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
………………………………im a sociopath sometimes………..

My sensei would sneak up on people sleeping in his class and cut their ears off. After the first day, no one slept. Ever.

dude a girl breathing on the back of ur neck is nice >_>

will someone fucking goddamn speak

……….okay…….
and ninja, you werent supposed to tell anyone about that.
tomorrow in training im cutting off your left ear.

and noir…. french is your first language?
you have too choices. try to get with her, or not.
im guessing your not in love with her so probably go with the not……

Teacher from L.A. California
WIN

Double Post.

Hurr.

noir, are you saying that its a teacher who asked you to have sex in front of the class?

i double post often……

no it was a babe from my section wen i say babe i mean it

mmmmmm.
so, you gonna pull a paulo, or a mike?

Kazi, stop pretending to be my sensei. Don’t you remember what happened last time you had these delusions? Something to do with a large explosion and a hasty government cover-up?

dude shes a total slut i wont play her game

omg dudes speak im gettin bored

Rahma-Dohn-Digga

I see her trap, I know her game
And I shall not play the fool
She is like a demon flame
So hot and yet so cruel.

Omg ninja that was beautiful did u rlly write that?

Yes just then as I posted, feel free to use it if you need to. There is nothing like a Poetic Put Down.

You could even recite it to her like this if you had to:

I see your trap, I know your game
And I shall not play the fool
You are like a demon flame
So hot and yet so cruel.

Awsome but I cant tell her that
I just wanna befriend her

and then i will rise from the earth in my nucular powered mecha, the fur on my entire body standing on end as i move the mechanical mechs arms hooked up to my stubs, my standard mechanical arms readily available. a twitch of joy marks my face as i fire a deadly barrage of missileestoward noirs slut. she will not survive to hear my name. my only regret.

Save it as the Nuclear option just in case.

then tell her that you would like to be her friend, but are not looking for random sex.

ahhh ninja!
you never let me have any fun!

the scary thing about that little story is how much of that i actually have.

Really?

Sluts, giant robots, and nukes?

dont forget about the fur and pointy ears!

That you would remind me about those is seriously creepy.

LOL dude she isnt saying lets have sex srsly she jusst does it to get a reaction out of me

ah. ask if she wants to hang out sometime then.

@ninja, and the mechanical limbs too.

Well, two can play THAT game.

You just have to be willing to take it a bit farther than she is, which means it could backfire.

if i ask that she will say
u bring the alchohol i bring the ciggs
Ninja r u telling me that i can go farther than giving a blowjob to a pen when someone is speaking in front ofthe class to not let em concentrate

are we still talking about this? omg

Maybe it is time for a new topic…

then laugh and make like she`s joking.

How many times must you see a commercial before you vow to destroy whoever made the product that is being advertised?

i have begun construction on a nucular powered mech

SHES FUCKING IVING A BLOWJOB TO A PEN WHILE LOOKING AT ME AND I BLUSH HOW CAN I MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A JOKE

im fusing the tech with mechanical limbs tech for ease of control.

LOL at ninja XD

are you sure she`s not just horny?

@Noir: Walk up to her and ask if she’ll suck your pen. Then laugh and walk away no matter how she responds. Dangerous, but it might work.


For me, It normally takes just two or three really annoying commercials.

for me just one commercial.
NEVER ask me about billy mayes. he died naturally………….yes, naturally………….

Neva herd of ‘em

OXYCLEAN

ring any bells?