Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Seriously guys. And people got all joke-pissy that I had to delay making a new one because of an eye exam.

………….im probably gonna get my eyes lasered as soon as i stop growing……….

Because that one was petering out and you had a reservation to make the next one.

that last one was awesome.

and plese dont cut me with a circular object jerk….

That last one was the first time I managed to keep up the whole way through

Potatos, discuss

My potatoes bring the Irish to the yard and they’re like this famine’s too hard…

… wow, you actually managed to rhyme it too

I like baked potatoes, with sour cream and cheese
mmmmmmmmmm

I’m actually surprised that the one I made earlier got so many comments on it so quickly.

Do not be surprised. You are a major figure on these forums.

Sorry didn’t get to finish the chorus I had to have tea so here goes:

My potatoes bring the Irish to the yard
and they’re like this famine’s too hard,
and they’re like this famine’s too hard.
I could save them but I have to charge!

Yeah…

Everyone, encore!

I would save them, but they don’t like lard.

…because Jerk if i was born with girl parts i would be quad sexy and that would burn this earth with the sheer magnitude of the sexyiness.

hmmm brother going on vacation for two weeks and on a trip, i shall have nothing to do….. Mayhaps i shal work out more, or try to improve myself mentally

I foresee that you will instead spend too much time on this forum.

I am not a mojor figure.

WOO!!! new random chat! one i dont need to scroll to far to read!
on another note, medication does not make the sleep happen!

mmm… scalped potatos…… mmmmmm *mouth water*

@GoldenAribter

What medication you using mate?

dont know, didnt read the label… it was just handed to me… but it didnt work…

also, that last reply by “wtf mate” was me, i just forgot to change my name… lol.

Well try Chinese herbs or sowt then mate.

the closest that i got to herbs, i tea. (real tea) and i have at least one cup daily….

Blimey! Only one cup? :O

at least one cup.

Aww. This discussion suddenly made me realise that I miss Hebs.

hi ILB.
what does ILB stand for?

Ah well then that’s better! People should at least drink to I say, and never miss the 4-6 spot to have a cup

are you british?

Guess what ILB means.

I Like Boycotts

@GoldenArbiter

No I’m Argentine, though I have been heavily influenced by Fair Blighty I’d wager

huh… i dont like british tea’s… they just dont sit well with me…

True that, I only buy imports from South East Asia. They should never have grown tea in these isles or make wine…

im in the mood for i nice white tea… but thats expensive… should wait till a special occasion…

green tea it is then.

I want some Oolang now… but all I got left is mint.

hah, my mom loves mint.
have you ever had lavender? it supposedly calms the mind…

No I haven’t ^_^ It must be nice though… And interesting one is Egyptian blend.

also, you can add lavender to anything! it really brings out the flavors. i recomend you try it.

first day of recovery SUCKS!
cant do anything fun….
and even running hurts….
i wish i had real pinkillers instead of just alchohol……

have you tried oxyconton?

Smoke pot that helps

Hee, Arbiter, it means something that is rather indicative of my gender. ^_^

I Love Boobies! (Or Butts as I actually prefer ‘em )

international lathered Bison
Internal Lotion Bastion
I Laser Bullfinch
Imps Like Bannanas
irregular Liquor Barren

the possibilities are endless

(im a butt and leg man myself)

High five! Though yeah sometimes you have to check the legs

I love Batting
I Loathe Bitches
I Like Bears
I Love Bars
I Like Barns
I Like Barrowing
I Loan Billions
I Like Boycotts
I Lead Boycotts
I Love Boycotts
I Loathe Boycotts
I Lack Boobs
I Like Boobs
I Like Butts
I Love Barking

Possibilities are indeed endless.

We should start the ILB thread and post these ideas there!

Imperial Love Burito!

(high five returns to all the assmen out there)

Someone put the ILB thread already!

Oh dear, oh dear. What on earth have I started? ^_^

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