Bittersweet Candy Bowl

For all ye’ violent needs.

I would rather not, actually. ^_^

C”MOOOON we need this ! especially with that all that bullshit in the “Sweet” thread,more like the gay thread now because it’s been gay’d up by all of radials violent drawings

Here’s an old favorite of mine. Ever played Gears of War 2? Well, if you havn’t, let me catch you up here; in the game you shoot people, and sometimes instead of dying they just get injured and are left to crawl, at which point you can step up and execute them in some way or other, and some weapons even have their own special execution moves.

SO! When you do the special move when you have the sniper rifle equipped, awesome happens. The character roars while twirling it round, catching it by the barrel, continuing the swing in one continuous motion back, up, over, and slam! into the awaiting soul’s spine, like a sledge hammer. It get’s nice and crunchy before he flips the gun back around and goes about his merry, macho man swaying as he walks, way.

Oh, and as I recount upon this to you, I’m listening to Bob Marley.

@above: i thought the shotgun was the best

for everyone else: golfclub swing…. into their faces…

FORE!

in gears of war 2, you execute someone by shoving the chainsaw up their ass….

Halo Reach is going to have a butt load of assassination moves. My favorite from the Beta was pretty sick. It’s elite on elite, having one elite jump the other from behind. He kicks him down and round. Just as the other one looks up, bam. Energy gauntlet blade right in the spread angry jaws.

Here, it’s cooler to watch. http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=vKRpPsLk_QA&feature=related

I WILL FIND YOU ALL AND KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!
we had to go back to normal violence dearies:^)

(that was a granny impression, not a twist joke on ILB, and im not saying you seem old either im just……ill shut up now…..

Flashy, but not quite as satisfying as the classic “flaming sword sneak attack” from Fallout, Moddy Auld (I swear, every time I see your name I want to say “Moldy Old” instead).

Nope. It’s too late to shut it. Now I have to punch you in the face.

(Am I doing it right?)

yes.
thank you
NOW BURN!

tee-hee- i put deadly scorpions in all your pillows!

Oh! My favorites.

la dee da dee daaaaa da
(head turns 180 degrees)
i killed all your families!
la dee da dee daaaa da

Mad as a hatter, mad as a march hare, mad as the Joker, mad as Kaz.

Terms ranked in ascending order of insanity.

I killed. You. In the face. With something sharp. And rusty.

i cut you with a sphere.

AND IM CUNNING IN MY INSANITY AS WELL!!!!

I am impressed.

Or rather I would be! If I hadn’t already cut you with wall!

i cut you with infinity.

I stabbed you. In the face. With bullets. From this here 500 magnum. Of my MIND!

OH GOD MY ONE WEAKNESS!!!!!!

I win.

*heavy sigh*

Why so literal?

Who?

Read above, clearly

I can’t read it clearly, since it would have to be clear what you to meant. And its not. It’s like the random chat on a bad day. Clear as muddy static.

Fair enough.

Enough fares.

Hee. It’s okay, Kazi-dear. ^_^

*hugs violent people*

I was gonna make a rape joke, because it’s sexual violence, but it’s only 1 pm so I’ll wait.

yay this thread still doesnt have violence in it,how depressing

*begins to saw off his own hand, blood squirting across the table as he slices through his veins*

Pronkat… ^_^

(I’ve been saying that a lot lately, haven’t I?)

He’s my proxy while LaComi is journeying to Academia.

Which I assume is somewhere in Canadia.

*Runs around killing random forumites,laughing maniacally while doing so,he runs around with a sword and begins cutting people up then produces a gun and begins shooting people up.Eventually he just stands there in the field of dead bodies still laughing*

Is it? I always thought it was a part of Andalucia.

I don’t know where that is. :|

Me neither.

Suffice to say, I have never been to Academia. ^_^

I’m sure you’ve eaten their nuts on cookies though. Scrumptious.

No, I do not believe I have, in fact.

No? They’re good with white chocolate.

I simply must locate a batch of some one day. ^_^

I like walnuts, personally, which I assure you you would find completely amusing if you knew me in real life. Because it’s ironic.

KABOOM.

this is the violent thread not the talk about walnuts thread shut the fuck up

How come? ^_^

It’s not an allergy, is it?

Nope. Alas, I cannot tell you.

KAPOW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=WwlNPhn64TA&feature=related

and yes that bomb does exist however it was never used because it was far too powerful and would’ve killed everyone