happy bday man!
i turned 17 june 21st.
did anyone give you bday beatings yet?
or do i have to go all the way down to wherever you are and do it?
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WOO! It’s my BIRTHDAY!
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*Party Music plays*
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Heh, I’d like to see you try.
Because now that I’m seventeen, I can now get my official boxing license!
I’m finally gonna become a professional BOXER!
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*The Ninja is very tempted to make undergarment jokes, but seeing as Jerk has yet to contaminate this thread, decides that he shouldn’t start ruining this thread just yet.*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! and all that jazz
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you box too?
i like this forum, so many people here are fighters!
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Wait… too?
Y-you’re a boxer?!
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*Temptation becoming difficult to resist. Must exit thread before boxer jokes proliferate.*
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yeah, still new to it, but i learn ok quick.
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In-boxer, out-boxer, or slugger?
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im 6-4 so outboxer mostly,
but i naturally fight like a short guy so a little in boxing too, spar with one guy taller then me.
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Pretty good record for a out-boxer!
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Happy B-Day
I’m still nonviolent…
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HAPPY BDAY im 15 still young XD
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Happy birthday dood. =)
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Boxers or briefs?
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Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday…wait aren’t you still falling down that bottomless hole?
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@jake- what about you?
how do you box?
…………….and isnt draixen right?…………………………….
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Lets sing the birthday song!
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Which one? There’s thousands!
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Happy birthday Jake, you magnificent bastard!
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I’ll sing you a birthday song!
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Jake,
Happy birthday to you!
Hurray!
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@Draixen
I was really hoping Jerk would come up with a humorous one. Sadly, this did not occur.
EDIT: sorry, humorous was the wrong word, more like “profoundly disturbing”. And replace “sadly” with thankfully.
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Well happy birthday Jake, depending on where you live you may be legal next year 
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I don’t do humorous birthday songs. They always come out cheesy or annoying or both.
I ALWAYS DISAPPOINT YOU.
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jerk, did you read my edit? i fixed it to better fit your…..talents, so to speak.
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Opportunities don’t present themselves so easily in birthday threads. They’re sacrosanct in a way. But that’s neither here nor there anyway.
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Happy Birthday!
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@jerk~Ah. Thank you for your time then, good sir.
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Happy belated birthday, honey. ^_^
Head back to the forum index.
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It is 12:00 am where I am now, and that means it is August 21st! I’m officially seventeen!
FUCK YES!
Jake August 21, 2010, 3:59 AM EST.