Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Who do YOU ship with who on this here forum now da here aww ya…
xD

this is a bad idea bro.

It’s been done. Old joke is old. Etc etc.

LucyxBCBWebsite durp durp.

I think it means what forumites should pair up.

Yes, but that has been done as well. ^_^

I think Jacob and Pixel had the best run, and then Johnny and Commie, who spawned an army of rather aptly named children. Someone tried to start up Hebs with Icaras, but they didn’t want to.

But fair enough. I don’t see why people cannot have their fun with this.

We already did this.

But for the record: JohnnyxHisDyingGirlfriend is really the OTP.

I second Taeshi’s movement.

That is quite vile, Johnny.

He’s drugged, I guess we should show more sympathy.

If the doctors are wrong, I will marry her. If the doctors are right, I will kill God. Sorry, I am not allowed any antidepressants until tonight so I’m running on sedatives instead.

And they make me autistic.

Aww. I hope for your sake(s) that the doctors are wrong.

Sorry, I’m derailing again.

The greatest curse that we bear is that no matter how determined we are, how desperately we hope, or how hard we try, that there are always something which we cannot change. This helplessness is maddening and soul-crushing like nothing else in the world.

— The Champion of the Lost Cause

Oh this cannot end well

I know what this thread meant Creal. I was making another ancient joke to poke fun at how old this one is.

Feel free to laugh at my amazing comic genious.

I don’t get paired with any forumite, I simply rape them and impregnate them with my children. Then I let the children battle for my affections, cause let’s face it, I can’t love all of them.

Who as two thumbs and is in the running for Worst Mother of The Year award?

This girl right here!

i nominate you best mother ever!
……do they fight to the death?………i hear that works best…….

Of course! Right now Kick-ass Danger and Hysterical Lacommie are fighting to the death. But ninja vs. jerk powers are surprisingly matched in awesomeness. So I just take them both out for Ice cream.

AHAHAHAHAHA
sometimes i think my mom is bad!

Best. Mother. Ever. Right here!

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It’s just cool face Paulo, that’s all.

k.

I should know,commie has raped me on several occasions

It is a rather vicious cycle. ^_^

I fully expect Kickass and Hysterectomy to bang someday.

And if they have a child who isn’t a drooling retard, we are all right and proper fucked.

Who needs shippings when there can be an orgy?

I’d like to repeat and rephrase Gabe’s comment:

WHEN CAN THERE BE AN ORGY?

Now if you want.

but i most likely wont take part in it

Depends on what this “orgy” would entail. ^_^

Depends on the degree of my involvement.

Spectrum:

Little sex <—-> Lotta sex <—-> Mapplethorpe The Movie <—-> Would make Caligula vomit

I should have known. ^_^

Hmmm…

What about Tiberius or Nero?