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I’m betting that this movie is secretly a “Spy Kids” spin-off.

Gabriel Kaxbe August 24, 2010, 10:46 PM EST.

Comment ID #81298

I seriously thought that I hallucinated the trailer for this movie. But Danny Trejo? Yeah, I think he deserves his own feature. If Ben Asslick can keep getting work, surely Danny Trejo deserves a shot.

J. Vincero (Jerk) August 24, 2010, 11:13 PM EST.

Comment ID #81308

Who’s Danny Trejo?

Hannibal August 24, 2010, 11:36 PM EST.

Comment ID #81315

He’s a Hispanic actor. Type-cast as a badass.

J. Vincero (Jerk) August 24, 2010, 11:56 PM EST.

Comment ID #81316

I really wanna go see it. Sadly no $ T.T

Draixen August 24, 2010, 11:57 PM EST.

Comment ID #81318

I paid for a movie for the first time in three years on Wednesday. I love movies, I don’t like paying for them. Not to say I download them or whatever, I just wait for HBO to release them. I can wait.

J. Vincero (Jerk) August 25, 2010, 12:02 AM EST.

Comment ID #81324

This just looks like another movie that emphasizes on explosions and killing.

Looks bad

Graham the Baconator August 25, 2010, 12:24 AM EST.

Comment ID #81390

this guy has the past to back up being in any badass explosion filled movie
his past for example

Goldwulf Q. Triplesexy August 25, 2010, 5:12 AM EST.

Comment ID #81397

Yeah it does look bad, but worth watching nonethless.

(nameless) August 25, 2010, 5:26 AM EST.

Comment ID #81401

Did someone say Hispanic actor? *girly sigh*

Taeshi August 25, 2010, 5:44 AM EST.

Comment ID #81407

Yes I did.

And now I have made everyone on this forum sigh. :|

J. Vincero (Jerk) August 25, 2010, 5:59 AM EST.

Comment ID #81413

…yeah pretty much

(nameless) August 25, 2010, 6:17 AM EST.

Comment ID #81491

“Please father, have mercy”
“God has mercy, i don’t”

Too bad there wouldn’t be any “Hobo with a shotgun” any sooner…

Gnukko August 25, 2010, 8:11 AM EST.

Comment ID #81557

This is actually serious?

Given Danny’s past, I cannot think of a less apt first line of a movie poster. ^_^

ILB August 25, 2010, 11:10 AM EST.

Comment ID #81580

……………0.o………………………….

kazimierz (kazi) August 25, 2010, 11:25 AM EST.

Comment ID #81664

Like a Hispano Chuck Norris…i’ll see this movie.

Hah…at first when i looked the name of the thread i was thinking in Control Machete (Mexican Hip Hop - Rap since 1996)

“Comprendes Mendez?”

Frustrated Writer August 25, 2010, 2:24 PM EST.

Comment ID #81668

For the record, Danny Trejo already played a character named “Machete” in Spy Kids, where Cheech Marin was part of the cast. Oh look, Cheech Marin is in this movie.

Gabriel Kaxbe August 25, 2010, 2:26 PM EST.

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