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I’m a huge lover of the website Overheard in New York. However, I’m betting that you lovely socialites (hahahaha) who get out a lot (hahahahahahahahahahaha) have heard some pretty weird stuff over the long years you have occupied (plagued) this earth. Share them here.

This is one that I heard a few days ago on campus…

Girl: Ew. I hate fish.
Boy: But everything here is fish! What do you eat?
Girl: Like, chicken and stuff. I mean, like, I’ll eat fish, but only when my grandma makes it because she makes it taste like chicken.
Boy: Your grandma is so ghetto.

I overheard one line from two different conversations in a row at school the other day
One was
Boy: And it was like, 9 Inches!

And the other
Girl: You know, I’m so easy

Bump

Oh, overhearing things is one of my favourite pastime activities. Especially if I don’t have the necessary context. ^_^

I did overhear something in context that amused me a lot, though. There was a group of tourists standing near some ruins, and their guide was asking “What do you see here?”. A man nearby (clearly not one of the group), who had overheard this, turned to his friend and said “I see a lot of kids standing around”. That was quite entertaining to hear. ^_^

I overheard you like to dance

I overheard this in WalMart last night

Lady:I’ll eat anything that’s smothered!

@Blah You reminded me of when I heard a lady say that she’d eat anything smothered in cheese

i overheard a man talking on his cell phone to his wife at a bustop

“Listen i dont fucking care what you have to do! Just make the god damn weasel fit!”

HAHAHAHAHa LMAO