Bittersweet Candy Bowl

“Leaving a Bear Named Murphy”

Cause me and my best friend have decided that I am Murphy’s law in the flesh.

Dare I ask what that has to do with bears or how you became a fleshy Murphy’s Law? ;3

How come? Does everything around you go wrong, or do you constantly believe that will happen? ^_^

And yes, that bear, too.

do you hibernate for 4 months a year and gourge yourself on huney and salmon in the spring?

Well yesterday, basically anything that could go wrong did.

Wednesdays are my busiest day of the week, I have the most classes and stuff going on. On my way to a 4-6 chem lab, I shut and locked my key holder in the door, almost causing me to be late. Then I went and played tennis later that night and lost 0-8. Finally at the end of this day, as soon as I got in the shower, the fire alarm started blaring at 12 at night. So I had to leave the building dripping wet and cold.

All I can do at these times is laugh. Also since I am going to be a Child therapist, my friend has decreed that I am pedo bear.

Rawh

Nah, it’s not pedophilia if it’s a girl who does it. It’s Straight Shota.

And me being a bear contributes to the fact that I’m a communist.

And I was certain it would have something to do with that “A Fish named Wanda” film. ^_^

aww i was hopeing it had something to do with you mauling campers

I’m just a lovable, snuggly bear with a bad habit of mauling people, actually.

Hugging with claws. Worse than running with knives. ^_^

After hearing about that Miami player who stopped practice so that he could call in all the players, coaching staff and groundskeepers to search for the $50,000 earring he lost (keep in mind, the groundskeepers make about $30,000 a year), I’ve decided to start a reverse fantasy football league.

The way it works is that you set up a team based on the players that you hate the most as individuals and your team wins points for things like losses, interceptions, missed tackles as well as for being injured, arrested or fired.

Yoju could do that for celebrities too, honestly you could do it for just about anyone in the limelight.

Right, but this way you make actual teams and with this group it’s easier to monitor and enumerate their failures as well as being more likely that they will be brutalized somehow.

message to the forums: i am going on a very dangerous expedition from now till Monday. there will be lots of aliens involved who will try to kill me. if i do not make it back, someone tell my mother i said hello. (bonus points if you get the reference) like i said, my odds of survival are low. and as such, i will say goodbye to you all now. i will miss you ILB. every one else though….

there will also be exploding stuff, and the worst thing of all: *goes to very dark and scary voice, like the one used to describe something everyone knows in horror movies* Quebecois… i fear i will not return with the same blood alcohol level…

GOOD BYE (bitter)SWEET FORUM!

Futurama bonus points for me. Later, Arby.

I wish you the best of luck on your escapades, sweetie. ^_^

Pfft. Whatever, Arbit. I’ve saved the world fifteen times all while being under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

pffft thats nothing back in my day you couldent go to the mall without haveing to punch the Kaiser and chase him off your lawn

you kids with your world saveing, ha! we used to walk fifteen miles, up hill in the snow and punch the kaiser before we could even rescue a princess and then stop the huns from invading norway and dismantal a hydrogen bomb, ha!

I stopped the world from imploding due to Kim Jong Il.

IMploding?

I am a bear.

An implosion is when something collapses in on itself. They are often far more destructive than explosions because the force is propelled back. ^_^

Also, implosions look cooler.

Definitely. Hydrogen bombs and all that. ^_^

Of course, that is not necessarily a good thing.

Have I missed all the insane inanity that usually permeates this thread?

hello i am shotgun wizard, oh wait i dont know where is my shotgun

i’ll just make 200 more

^And I thought I was gimmicky!

You still are. ^_^

I am, too. Although in my case, it is probably less forced.

I just want to be a Bear, *Ninja.

talky talky talky

no more talky

I AM NOT INTERESTED IN TALKING ON THE PHONE FOR AN HOUR JESUS CHRIST

I’m trying to order a CD through interlibrary loan.

Hurricane Earl: HE’S COMING FOR YOU

Actually, he’s right outside my door.

yes. i am.

*Kicks down the door and intensely points at (kazi)*

You!

*Hands him a beer and goes back to work.*

thanks!
walks away happily

1 month…….. 1 FUCKING MONTH………
Got-gotta-gotta train damnit

And THAT is why we are a family around here.

i want beer.

gib beer plox

i report yu

FUCKING MONTH 1 month to train for tournament DUDE i dont wanna show weak spots and I wana win so that my teacher doesnt think bad of me I dont think he will but I jut wanna win for him and to shut up my cmrades T_T I GOTTA WIN

I ALREADY REPORTED THE THREE OF YOU FOR ALCOHOL NOT COOL GUYS OKAY DRUGS ARE BAD

Pay no attention to the neat lines of antihistamine on the table. I have sinuses LEAVE ME ALONE

The toilet beneath me is making a really peculiar sound.

Also, I fear Noir may be unfamiliar with some sacred cinematic scenes soooooo… And if you can’t imagine that, just ask the next old person you meet to sing something from any Rocky training montage.

Oh no, here it comes again
Can’t remember when we came so close to love before
Hold on, good things never last
Nothing’s in the past
It always seems to come again
Again and again

Sing me a song
You’re a singer
Do me a wrong
You’re a bringer of evil

theres a fucking cocoroach in my goddamn room I got insect phobia thats y i want plants that eat insects I got some reptiles in my house i want things that will keep all insects out dont give a shit wat it is

ugh…too hot

I am. I can’t help it. I’m sorry.

This teenage drama i’m going through is about to make my head explode!!!

@Jerk:…no comment
@Draixen: You have my sympathy, what’s up?

@nameless if u read my paulo thread you’ll understand