Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Does it involve unborn babies in wood-chippers?

@ILB what?
@Auntie LaComi GOD!

I was making a sad sound, but it was not aimed at your comment regarding your Spanish-speaking abilities *wheeze*. ^_^

woodchippers…..i should have thought of that

Well if Jerk’s comment isn’t as bad as that then we can hear it.

I am completely serious when I say that it is indeed much worse than that. If you laugh at it, it is conclusive proof that you lack a soul.

say it. im interested.

I’m damned to hell anyways, what’s one more thing?

But thoughts wander in all directions, honey. We cannot account for them; we can control how we act on them but not what they are.

I am not saying you should tell us. That must be your own choice. But do not feel ashamed for what you merely think.

i think i burned my soul out a long time ago.

omg! ILB! you for got your^_^

GASP

I do try to be serious every now and then, you know. ^_^

And now I deleted it.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
i feel bad now, but it IS funny.

WAS……

CRAP I MISSED IT!!

Did I tell you guys I’m applying to volunteer at a home for abused children?

That’s not a joke, that’s absolutely true. I consider it good practice for not being me.

Aw that’s nice Jerk.

cool. those kids probably have some problems.
good for you man
but you ARE joking about the practice for not being you bit, right?

Pssss, Kazi, what was the thought?

A little. As heads is tails just call me “Vincero” ‘cause I’m in need of some restraint~

No more ‘Jerk’?

I’m glad. ^_^

Is it all right if I keep calling you “Johnny”?

nooooooooo i missed what he said

“Jerk” didn’t have enough syllables to sync with “Lucifer.” I answer to Johnny or Jerk, really.

But I can’t imagine you as anything other than ‘Jerk’….

@jerk, can i tell them?
poland?
mosquito carcass?
Auschwitz?

Hee. ^_^

Oh guys~ It was just a “Sympathy for the Devil” reference. I’m not changing here in any way.

@ kazi: Honestly? I think it’s perfect the way you phrased. Leave it to their imaginations. But you can do what you like. n_n

you will always be jerk, johnny, and vincero.

I noticed. You really are a man of wealth and taste. ^_^

pleased to meet you!
hope you guessed my name!
but whats puzzling you,
is the nature of my game!

why’d u say Darien ILB (a few posts up)

“Sympathy for the Devil,” the Stones version.

Anywhere in the world that those bongos start playing, I’m somewhere nearby grinning in the darkness.

everytime someone plays that song, i kill a puppy. its a sign of respect for the devil.

I think if haircuts could have babies, the haircut I received today would be the harlequin fetus they take out back and whose neck they snap and report the whole thing as a miscarriage.

YOU ALL NEED TO DIE BY VIOLENCE

………so it went well then?

yes john. yes we do.

Just watched Four Lions, that is one bloody screwed up film! And then the BBC announced that the Taliban is going to attack more cities across the USA and Europe, so alert has gone up in the last few hours…

sweet. more attacks means more chances to be there and kick their asses.

i actually want to be there, im a little crazy like that.

kazi you wanna be in war but its not like in a videogame :/
I wanna be in a zombie invasion thats more fun

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific- reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

oh i know what its like. war is hell. i just have a hero complex type of thing
(i think its a hero complex, not sure if those are the right words&hellip

long time nameless.

Berserker rage? Blood rage? Blood thirst? I know you well enough to know it’s no white-knight complex. Which is fine by me because I have no respect for white knights anyway.

I am tired but I’m staying up because Jessie’s cousin got another call for a lung transplant, might have a match and all.

Oh, sorry, dear. I spelt your name wrong, for some reason. I meant, of course, Draixen. ^_^

And that’s marvellous, Johnny. I hope that goes well.

Talking about war, today Blair is signing his autobiography in town. I need to go buy my English papers there. It’s gonna be fun…

@jerk…… it developed originally from a need to be remembered, which changed into a neeed to keep humanity alive, which became both again so i guess its an immortality/attention type of thing