Bittersweet Candy Bowl

We appear to have found a dead-zone in the forum postings.

Oops

I doubt it.

Wait, you edited? WHO ARE YOU REALLY AND WHY DID YOU WANT TO DISGUISE THE FACT THAT YOU POSTED AS A PERSON?

*Smash head against desk* HEAVY SIGH.

I CAUGHT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Im gonna make a big post soon

I expect no less of you LC. I’m running out of old names. I’ll be back to “normal” soon.

How do ya know if the kite is a boy?

You look for the penis.

Jerk why are looking at Kite penis?

It’s a powerful aphrodisiac.

For pigeons. :|

Cock Sucker

Those rooster-flavored lollipops are a trade secret, God damn it!

I do prefer the strawberry-flavoured ones, myself. ^_^

i like the carrion ones.

I dont even want to know what candy shop you guys go to

im a lemon man myself

What is wrong with strawberry, honey? ^_^

oh not your flavour ILB,

rooster? Carrion? those seem like they would take some getting used too

so how are you doing today?

Strawberries have aphrodisiac qualities. I’ve never heard whether or not it works on strawberry-flavoring.

Good day everyone!

Looks like someone enjoyed their avion candy gift baskets.

Matt Leinart has been fired from the Cardinals. He is unemployed. Now if he could just do something stupid out of anger, this will be the most perfect thing ever.

I swear, Matt, if you get arrested for possession, DUI, etc, I will get an erection.

Must you always, Johnny? ^_^

And I’m doing fine, Goldwulf. How about you?

im doing fine i suppose, my brother back from vacation so it mean i have to wear pants again so that will be an adjustment but im otherwise fine or as fine as i ever am. just relaxing and enjoying my day off.

That’s nice. Good luck wearing pants. ^_^

Went to a party last night, got shot will a BB gun, very painful…

I must.

Lie down. Pop a pill. Take a nap. Get rid of this migraine.

Tramadol solves all pain related problems!

And if I had any, I would throw a handful at my open mouth and swallow what sticks.

I would gladly lend you some…but ummm Texas is kinda far away…

And there’s some mountains in the way. Big ones.

And yet your whole damn state is flat…I’ve heard mixing caffine with painkillers can help against a migrane.

Not as flat as you’d think. If I drive west or south for an hour I wind up in hill country. Still: pretty flat. Around Denton, there’s places where you can see the next ten miles unobstructed. Now they have development and put street lights on 60mph roads. Fucking idiots.

Oh, well. I ran out of names. So sad.

Personally I prefer hills and mountains, far more interesting

myself i enjoy forests and riverfronts, used to go up to my buddies cottage in northern ontario every summer, always pleasent, beuatiful country.

My migraine is not gone. THIS VEXES ME.

I’m sorry? Did everyone have a nice day?

Can’t complain, how about you?

*watching a movie* DUDE. Do not have sex with his sister under his own roof! He is much, much larger than you. He took a bullet and only the shooter flinched. He is much more badass than you will ever be, you stupid honkey motherfucker! *facepalm*

He should do her in front of him.
Nah, he sounds like a goner to me.


@Johnny: I saw something about a lung transplant doner potential match? Was that for Jess?

That’s good to hear Sean. Guess who is still doing homework tonight at 11:30PM?

Jess…the doctors aren’t sure what Jess needs, but she’s already had a surgery last month and she has another one this month.

And no, it was for her cousin who has Cystic Fibrosis. She’s needed a lung transplant as long as I can remember. Also, it wasn’t a potential match, it really did match. The surgery was a success and she’s awake now.

Yay! Well that’s good to hear Jerk.

@LaComi!:
That’s what I’ve been doing most of the day and will probably continue doing for a few more hours.

@Vincero: Glad that went well for her cousin, and I hope Jess’s upcoming surgery goes well too.

ARGH. It feels like someone is jamming their dick into my eyes. I wish my mom didn’t play hide and seek with the cocking Advil.

Well, that’s Bubba for you. I would try to stop him, but he’s 8’-7” and weighs 739.2 lbs. Tasers can’t even penetrate his fat.


A cold/warm compress might help.

nice warm bath would help as well, relaxes the whole body, i find motrin works better than advil for myself

and you should get those eye dicks checked out beofre they get infected

*starts humming Monty Python’s “Sit On My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me”*

Oh, I rather like that song. Despite its implications. ^_^