Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Yup. I’m making a pestle and mortar out of a shot glass. And then I’m going to go read another whole book before midnight, so help me God.

have fun with that, think i have a marble pestel and mortar around here, my brother collects cooking stufff

so what book today?

no wonder my fridge smelled, that milk expired in october

Sorry about this

“The World Without Us.” Non-fiction about a realistic ecological thought experiment about what would happen if all the people in the world just disappeared.

Right now, he’s analyzing how buildings and utilities deteriorate so he can say what will last and what will not based on, say, erosion. You dig?

@ JBoom: Is there something subversively sexual there, or it just me?

Jeez, and i thought I liked to read, a whole book before midnight?

ah yes i saw the show before on the history channel, good stuff, didnt know it was book though

@ MiwAuturu: I read a 480 page book before midnight yesterday.

@ Triplesmex: Yeah, apparently. I didn’t see the show but I heard about it.

Wow, way to carpet-bomb spam the forum JB.

…Bah, ignore me, I feel like shit today.

well… i walk away for 6 hours and theres so much shit i cant keep up….

@jerk from the beggining, 9 times in a day? you must be a machine.
@jerk from just an hour ago, you read … a book. not a hundred pages… but a book. and in this time, you masterbated 9 times? wow…. i wish i had that kind of tim….. dont you have a cocktease of a gf? why doesnt…. nvm, i dont want to know…

@jb: how many times have you posted that?

I made the foolish decision of excepting a dare

ohh my. and that dare is?

note to self, trim cats claws before giveing her a bath in the future

I had to post that dancing hotdog in 10 threads, sorry bout that

I remember the first Random Chat, Goldwulf before he had a middle initial and a last name, La Commie’s first appearance, Jerk when he just posted as jerk, Ace’s first Lordship, the very start of the Liam craze….


It makes me feel so old…

Ninja, when we only had one Ninja. Now you could throw a rock into the dark places of this forum and hit twelve.

LaComi back when she posted as Leaving a Comment. OH WAIT.

That time I convinced ILB I had a soul.

Triplesmex when he was just Goldwulf and then when he was Rugworthy Q. Triplesexy.

Pronkat when he actually picked up the handle Pronkat.

Taeshi and the Skype Rangers.

Teasing Icarus into a coma.

…Nah, you pretty much still do that when I’m here. I’m just not here much anymore.

But yeah, good times…

Hey, I’ve let you alone lately. Because you never post here anymore. :3

Because I always seem to come on while its dead, just to get distracted by something else right before the tread picks up again.

hey guys tommorrow i go to ceiba :/

@ Icaras: We all have lives outside this place that interfere. Except for me, because I can basically get everything done that I need right off the internet.

@ Noir: What is Ceiba?

celabacy unanimous?

ah the old days back when it was all moon pies and pennyfarthings

ceiba is a place in honduras

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm m pie………

Hey guys! Guess who spent her whole day reading books and skinny dipping.

O.o
hawt…

11 girls swimming in a river with just the harvest moon as company. We were asking for a freakin scary movie plot I swear…

If you say “me,” that is beyond awesome.
If you say “my grandmother” that is awful.
If you say “your mom,” then well-played, LaComi.

EDIT: WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME HEAVEN WAS…in…I realize I don’t know where your college is. :|

I would die. Right on the spot.

umm…. la commie…. i didnt know were so…. so…. well, you know…

I hate waking up pissed. Unfortunately it’s been happening a lot lately. How’s everyone else doin’?

well icky im doin fine.
woke up feeling like crap, but then i electrocuted a cane and im all good now.

I’m sorry to hear that, Icaras dear.

Try electrocuting a cane. Apparently, it helps. ^_^

rhghgrhrrhghghhh

No good?

did you zap yourself?
you have to remember to wear rubber gloves.
and try hitting things with it after.

Safe to say it didn’t help.

Perhaps this might help? It’s one of my favourite compositions of all time.

I remember that song. But no, unfortunately not.

ok dudettes im back and im rlly bored

@Jerk It was me.


With your mom.

I can share more scandalous stories from college if that will help.

I didn’t do my homework today because….I was on here tee hee.

do tell more storied plz ^_^

IM HUNGREH

Well last night I passed out on the couch…

From lack of sleep.

lol my frieond once passed out on the couch from exess of alchohol XD

Why is everybody against GILF’s? More XP than MILF’s…

LOL

……my dad was mauled by fish then passed out once. he tipped the boat over!
FUNNIEST THING EVER!

finally im gonna eat yay

you-your gonna eat live fish?

*squirms at mention of GILFs* Oh god no, we are not have this discussion yet again.

you see wrinkles and folds…i see more opportunities…