Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Cue for what you do best: sex jokes.

I have the title to next RC, “RC X: The title I wanted was too long so you get this.”

^I think that it is still too long to fit.

We’re not allowed to use roman numerals. SO SAYETH THE GABE.

JERK! YOU’RE LETTING ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Screw what Gabriella wants, SO SAYETH LA COMMIE.

Why are you calling me “Gabriella”

We’ve gone two dozen posts without a sex joke in the random chat. THIS IS BULL! SO SAYETH THE NINJA!

Cause I like bringing the Gender Bending to other Topics.

…Good evening.

^Dracula voice I presume?

Oh course, with a bit of maniacal laughter on the side.

Typical…

I do not need

A microphone

My voice is fuckin’

POWERFUL!

^Are you drunk or just in the wrong thread?

You can’t rush a good sex joke. When it’s time for one, it’ll just come.

All over you.

Finally. I gave you a couple of good set ups, but you ignored them.

You have an addiction. To me. “I just wanna use your love toniiiight~”

Are you two starting fires?

One of us is.

The other of us is suspiciously missing, and will be several hundred miles away from Jerk for an unspecified duration of time.

Looks like (Jerk) is left blue balled for the night.

Says you.

*Hides in the nearest Fallout bunker for the remainder of the night.*

Thinking about places to apply for a job. STILL.

Can’t help ya there. I need rest, my temper is getting the best of me and I’m lashing out at everyone. Sorry guys, Commie needs a nap and she’ll come back nicer tomorrow.

Alright. Goodnight Commie. n_n

Lullaby and goodnight, go to sleep little commie…

ah the sexy shenanigans that transpire on this fourum while i sleep…goodnight commie remember to check under the bed for counter revolutionaries

SO
WHAT
ARE
YOU
DOING?!

So, uh…I was offered a role in amateur porn? I am two things: flattered yet monogamous. >[

My moral side says it’s the right thing to do to turn down these propositions. My testicles are calling me a gaping vagina and trying to crawl into my trachea to lodge themselves there until I suffocate and die.

Nothing, really. ^_^

@jerk- …………………………………….dude………………………………….creepy…………………………. .

I’m proud and slightly surprised you turned it down. Porn is cheap, you are to good for it.

Yeah, he should go into stripping.

Stripping is classy, if I had better tits I would so pay for college this way.

Ya know I think we’ve had this conversation before…

If I worked out a bit more, I’d strip to pay for college.

Yup, we’ve defiantly had this discussion before. I just can’t remember if it was in a RC or Skype…

Probably on skype.

Here’s the deal, you work on your boobs and I’ll work on my abs. We’ll start a strip club together

Sounds like a plan. Go college!

Damn this coffee, I’ve spilled it on my five times and it’s fucking HOT.

Your poor five times.

the bar across from my apartement has full monty nights every now and then so i guess if i get in better shape i could try that to earn some cash, they dont have any of those bars in town so it would be the only option if i wanted a crazy stripering career.

oh well off to chriopractor

If I start taking money for thrusting my junk into other people’s faces it’ll start to feel like less like a hobby and more like a job.

You did say you were looking for one…

and junk thrusting is good excercise

Which one is the official sequel to this one?

Neither.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!

Commie was supposed to make the next one, but Gabriel… well, he said it all in the title of his thread. ^_^