Bittersweet Candy Bowl

NO! BEING NICE IS FOR CHUMPS AND NICE PEOPLE!

And I’m neither. :I

deep down inside your a nice guy, we can tell!

Yes, i am.

But as it is I’m a jackass so fuck you and die >:I

Captain Crankypants.

It’s fine he might be crispy on the outside but im willing to bet he has a heart of gold, or a rich nougat centre

As long as it isn’t cream filled like that other recent thread.

I’m back, and my mood has improved enough for me to stop typing inverted.

These glasses suck. I’m getting contacts tomorrow.

mmmmmmm nougat………
also my brother left this morning for some mechanical experiment!
i think it may work too!
its all based on preexisting tech and it is almost like immortality if the head and enough muscles remain intact!
i always idolized his ingenuity

If he becomes the first post-human, get me his damn autograph. :|

k if i can find him. most of my family are kinda loners. but im really happy for him finally going out on his own
(were not really family just very close)

ooop… i was gone for to long and now have no idea whats going on…

edit: i want those schematics!

………….i unno…….

Hi
Bye

um, ok

Sorry, I was nearly apprehended. I had wanted to post more but needed to disappear.

Needless to say I’m back now.

Good to know Ninja, how’s it hangin?

WELL!?

CHRIST I cannot stand these self-centered conversations Megan and I keep having. I don’t care about how happy you are with your boyfriend who makes you feel like shit constantly and how much sex you have and what you’re watching on TV and how you’re going to have a wonderful, happy life together! Let me get a fucking word in edgewise! Dx

Jesus Christ, Megan, I love you but I cannot tolerate you without my fucking brain pills. I will flip right the fuck out. I had to pull my hair out by the bleeding roots just to make sure I didn’t scream at her.

HOW!?

@Commie: I’m taking the equivalent of a full college course load in what would be high school for you non-Ninja types.

Just smile and wave jerk, smile and wave.

I thought you were, like, thirty, Ninja.

I will bang my head against the wall until I get a word in edgewise, stop getting criticized for things that are good for me (xanax, for example) or fucking die. >:[

Do I seem that mature to you?

More than me, at least. No accomplishment there, but you strike me as a pretty fucking sharp guy.

I get the point.


(BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!)

Yeah, I’m pretty smart, but I try not to flaunt it. I guess I’m just more mature than I ought to be. You grow up fast when people are constantly trying to kill you.

@jerk- i find that by using half your brain to think about other things, like books, its much easier to have nonsensical conversations with the rest of your mind. uh huh yeah sure k mm-hmm

Do we have an “I hate school” thread yet?

@ Ninja: I know. I mean, look how it worked out for Jesus. Also, I think we do. Somewhere.

@ kazi: The book I’m reading now isn’t as entertaining as it is informative, so it’s not as fun for me.

Ok, I’ll rant here then.


I hate the attrition rate at the academy. We’re down to fourteen people in my entire grade level, and one of them had a shattered shoulder. She had to have reconstructive surgery. I really hope she can survive the next six months until it heals.

But fourteen! Seriously!

then try and remember previous books. usually, i think about the bartimaues trilogy.

……..the last time i trained, i wound up in a river with electricity coursing through my veins.

Damn, to the both of you.

@ Kazi: What’s the Bartimaues trilogy? Sell me on this, I’m always looking for new books to read.

@ Ninja: It’s a hard knock life. For ninja.

Pfffffft. Amateur.

england, american revolution, magicians conjure demons and rule everything, main characters are a magician named nathaniel (by the end hes like 20) and a 3 thousand year old demon named bartimaeaus summoned and controlled by him.
just read it. its simple, but awesome.

Bartimaeus trilogy. About magic, demons and an alternate England. It’s really fun and features a snarky demon as the main character. GET IT NOW!

the first is called the amulet of samarkand

I really enjoyed them. You should also… SHit!

Gotta go!

I’m looking for a pez dispenser that is realistically built like a gun. Metal and wood, dispenses candy from the barrel.

I want to play an extremely cruel prank.

replica guns are technicly illigal in the united states so you wont have much luck finding that pez despensor jerk,

due to kids getting shot in the eightes and whatever by cops who thought they had actaul guns it has been illegal to manufacter any such devices without adding rediculous bright orange caps and plastic doodads and such

Stupid ass kids. I still have my original gray Nintendo light gun for Duck Hunt before they had to turn them orange.

But I never got to play it because my dad accidentally broke mine and didn’t replace it.

So sad.

I have a boxed Sega Master system still, complete with a “Taser” controller (which is basically used for the Sega version(s) of Duck Hunt.
I was always more of a NES fan…

A taser controller? That sounds unnecessarily violent for a game system. ^_^

It’s also not terribly original

I belive the taser controler was just a simple light gun, though haveing a control that could actaully shck someone might be fun at first i have a feeking it might get old fast

bahh tired, have to go back to work tommorow night so i have to stay awake all night to switch back to a day sleep schedual….might not make it so im setting my alarm for the morning just in case

Good luck, dear. ^_^

How is everyone this okay morning?

tired as fuck….

Well yeah, it’s Monday.

Tired, but alright. Currently in Old Testament, how about you?