Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Well my English class got canceled so me and My brochaco are going to grab lunch after her class(that’s right, my best friend is my brochaco). Haha old testament, i’m rolling with the new one sucka! On Tuesdays and Thursdays at least.

What’s a brochaco??

brochaco more like gaychaco

Lucky, mine is Monday, wednesday. Friday.

I just got out of my English class about an hour ago. The teacher is such an airhead!

Do you learn to use lofty phrases, then? ^_^

No. It’s an English composition class. Boring essay writing. She TRIES to build vocabulary with us, but every word that she tosses our way I either already know or already use in day to day conversation. Example: Schadenfreude.

You learn that in English classes? I would have thought German would be a far more appropriate subject to learn such words. ^_^

Mmmm I love me some general microbiology: genetics of bacterial organisms!

Which starts in….. Now

@ILB: Well, languages constantly evolve. The term “schadenfreude” is becoming more commonplace in the English language.

I believe that the evolution of language is terribly overlooked when it comes to education. Honestly, the evolution of anything is terribly overlooked.

Fun fact about the evolution of language: When English was still young, the “p” and “f” sounds were swapped. If they did not swap, We’d be spelling like this: “What pun it is to go pishing in the river by the flains.”

@ LaComi: Seems like you’re having better luck than my brother’s girlfriend. Her roommate is a total whore. Plus, one fourth of Texas Tech students have an STD, so I’m starting to see why that is.

@Gabe, technically it’s suppose to be a bro friend but I use it to talk about my bestie. Kinda like Broseph but less used.

@Jerk, yeah my roomie is pretty cool, she just doesn’t like getting involved. That’s fine as long as she’s okay with, which she is but this just means she misses out on Skinny dippin.

Hee. Yes, I know that languages evolve. But “schadenfreude” seems a bit, well, foreign when compared to other loan words (although I admit that “epicaricacy” is even worse).

@ LaComi: Man, she sounds like me. I never wanted to get involved with anything…mostly because I threw up at least once a day in 2004.

That’s right, I was a freshman in 2004. :|

Oooooh~ Roommate talk~! I can get into this!

When I was at UCF, I had two dick roommates and one cool roommate. The one cool roommate became, like, my bro and he also decided that he would become my personal trainer. He’s one of the reasons I was able to lose 20 pounds during my first year. The other reason was sometimes I would forget to eat. We’d chill out in his room playing video games or watchin’ movies.

THEN THERE WERE THE TWO DICK ROOMMATES.

First, there was the white guy. He was the only white guy in the dorm. He was hardly ever there in the dorm. Seriously, he was always somewhere else. He even would sleep at other places other than his assigned room. Whenever he was actually in the dorm, though, he’d bitch at the rest of us for not keeping the place clean. I mean, like, he has no right to bitch about it when he technically doesn’t even live here, y’know!?

Then there was the black business major. He was an idiot and a dick. And a pothead. Anyways, he was always bringing up how he was raised in “the ghetto” and going on and on about how he is a success story. However, honestly, it felt like he was trying to convince himself of that more than trying to convince anyone else. I actually went with him once to his “ghetto” (which was only thrity minutes away from campus. Why does he live in the most expensive dorm on campus?). It was pretty much a suburb where people were all, “fuck it”. Seriously. The neighborhood didn’t even have ANY crime. Also, because of this guy, I never brought any of my female friends over. He’d just try to mac on them thinking he was so smooth or something. It was even worse when I was planning on having Carol and her girlfriend come over. He was all, “They Lesbian!?”
“Yes, Kwame, they’re lesbians.”
“So the don’t like dick?”
“Yes. They don’t like dick.”
“They’ll like my dick.”
What an egoist bastard. another thing I hated about him was that he tried to make it look like he was doing better in his classes than me. I hate fakers. He tried to make it look like he had A’s, but he failed all of his classes first semester and seccond semester. AND HE CALLS HIMSELF A “SUCCESS STORY”!? Also, he smoked pot. In the dorm. Despite all the times I asked him to stop. I don’t mind him smoking pot, I just don’t want it in the damn room!

Should’ve asked him who his sugar daddy is that keeps him in a university and in a pretty little crimeless suburb.

The world wants to know, Gabe.

Nah. Then he would’ve tried to fight me and all he does is spout game. I don’t like fighting if I don’t have to.

Pressure points. ^_^

Good Morning

Good morning, dear. ^_^

Fair enough. None of my roommates were assholes. One guy claimed he was the state champion of wrestling in Texas and he was a pretty strong guy but I wasn’t ready to believe him until I saw him take down like five other guys. Now, I think wrestling is completely gay but I’ll say that seeing him knock those guys to the ground in seconds was pretty damn impressive.

@ILB: Never bothered to learn any of them other than that one on the neck and the one that is called the testicles.
Seriously, the guy was a near model of the kind of black person that I hate. I hate the stereotypical “gangsta” black guy and anyone who ever thinks it’s cool to follow that stereotype.

SERIOUSLY, DO PEOPLE REALIZE THAT SAGGING PANTS COMES FROM JAIL!? IT’S A SYMBOL TO SHOW THAT YOU ARE LOOKING TO BE SOMEONE’S NEW BITCH.

@Jerk: Wow. That’s kinda cool. The roommate who I was chill with and was also my personal trainer was a former rower.

*sigh* Now that I don’t have the same access to the equipment that I used to use, I have zero motivation to work out again. Daddy won’t let me buy legweights for running or a rowing machine.

At least they know they’re not strong enough to survive, so when they get caught “ridin’ dirty” they know enough to find someone to protect them by offering them their presumbably-virgin asshole.

Just do sit-ups and pushups every day. You don’t need weights all that much.

Hee. It’s no news that people have’t got the slightest idea where fashions come from. ^_^

@Jerk: What part of no motivation do you not understand?

Also related: Now that I’m back home, I’m eating “normally”.
This is how a Filipino dinner goes at the house:
“Gabe, you’re getting so fat! Don’t eat so much!”
—————
“I’m done.”
“What? Already? You get more food! I cook and you’re not eating!”

GET MOTIVATION. :|

NO U

…That hurt.

how very random

NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE!

LASAGNA!!!

no pizza

I’d post that delightful picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head to this, but I can’t find it in my repository. ^_^

Randomness hasn’t been funny since members of Monty Python started dying off.

Graham Chapman

Yeah. You know that as his dying request, they dumped his actual ashes on his fans during a memorial? I heard that from an interview with John Cleese, I believe.

That is icky, nice and funny at the same time. ^_^

What? Hm?

Oh, just some comedian nostalgia. ^_^

Graham was my favourite in the troupe, actually.

Oh. Thought you called me.

EDIT: Oh. I just backread. My bad.

You know who I miss the most? John Belushi. On his 30th birthday, he had the #1 movie at the box office, the #1 selling album on the music charts and the most watched program on television.

Yes, he was rather magnificent, was he not. ^_^

And sorry to disappoint you, Icaras - but I would never in my life think to call you Icky.

Sorry, just used to it now

Hee. Well, the nickname does have a certain flair. Icky Pop and the Stooges? ^_^

???
Well, TCN calls me Icky all the time so I got used to it pretty quickly.

I think the best nickname for Icaras was and always will be Icapod

… where did that one come from?

It came from me effing around in skype

It was a nickname for Icapod for quite some time. There’s some old old pictures in forum comics of Icapod as a metapod. The best part is, if you call him Icapod you can say “Icapod, use Harden!”