Bittersweet Candy Bowl

he’s passed out now
I’ll ask in the morn

Theory: maybe the other chick? His mom.

I’m like M. Night Shyamalan directing porn.

lol what a twist!

Well, today was the first day of school. I worked my Paulo,and…………………………………………………………………………………………………………… ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
IT ACTUALY WORKED! o_O That’s right, David’s advice works. I met a bunch of freshman girls (one that i really like *blush*) using his advice! Thank you Taeshi!

The freshmen at my school are all bratty, so no freshman girls for me, nosiree

what year r u JB?

Sophmore

ok. r u sure u can’t find 1 that isn’t. cause this seriously works!

It’s not that I can’t find one, it’s just that I don’t have a good selection.

sorry to hear that man.
I do think this’ll work for anybody though. I’m a fat, hispanic, with a hyper personality and it still worked o_O

What are these tips you are talking about?

Talk to da freshman girls (as many as you can!), make sure to help them out around the school as often as possible, make sure you know thier name, make sure to mention you’re a sophomore (but don’t rub it in their face). there’s more, but i can’t remember what else i did.

That sounds what I do for all the girls, except the whole “remember their name” part.

Meh.
Also, it’s good to have classes with them

Being single is just as well, It’s always good to have options.

Whatever floats your boat.

glad to see everything worked out…

now if only i can find a nice girl who isnt a total cum dumpster….

o_O! That’s a problem at your school? WITH FRESHMEN??!! O_O!!

id say grades 5-11… anywhere in there…. not just “freshman” (in canada, we dont have freshman… just niners&hellip

once they hit grade 12 though… then they get some serious personality and hawtness…

O_____________O
GRADES 5-11???!!!

yah… there all total whores.

if iwas good enough, i could probably bag me a G12 student (im in G11) but i have a… reputation… from grade 2…. aboot people percieving me as flamboyantly gay… (im not a homophobe) the only problem with that is: everyone else is a homophobe, and i like wemon, and no one in this small town forgets anything. luckily though, in aboot 5 years, im goung to austrailia for some hard core university. (programming will be fun)

but 5th graders are like 10 years old
O____________________O

i know….

and ive seen worse.

wow 5th graders doing the dew…
i don’t think i’ll be able to sleep tonight -_-

I can’t imagine the girls getting any pleasure from it…

@ GoldenArbiter01 - Im sad to say, but there are people like that who I know as well…and Draixen stop singing to MIKA every second!

But it’s fun to sing MIKA!

Why did the topic shift to this? Seriously, X-Saber, Draixen, thats wrong….-_-

Xexla is Daisy by the way people. I didnt post till today, by the way, so I didnt know either till he told me.

WHAT R U DOING HERE!!!???

What do you mean, idiot? I’m here on my own free will

oh no…i’m in trouble now -_-‘

Oh yes, you are.

forumites…xexla’s the one i had to tell -_-

Hold on, Draixen’s PSP died, he’s got to plug it in.

-_- well g2g ttyl peoples. draixen, behave, or i will kill you.

Well Draixen, as long as she doesn’t look at what you posted about her in the NSFW thread, you’ll be fine.

Haha, he’s in trouble now.

heheheheeee!

I am so evil!

What’d i post there?
oh…nvm i just saw you’re name

If she checks though, you are in such deep trouble!

Thats why its funny.

^Do you hate ” ’ “s or something?

ok spoonfeed me
what ru talking about?

@Grammer Nazi - That was a mistake, but I’m to lazy to correct it.

If I were to explain it to you, your not-girlfriend would realize that this is just a joke designed to get you in trouble.

…shit…

Oh well, it’s ruined now anyway. There is nothing in the NSFW Thread. It is all a bad joke from a sleep-deprived Ninja who has an essay due tomorrow. Disregard it in its entirety.

I know the project-essay sleep deprived state all too well, Ninja.

oh XP

*The Ninja sits at his desk, furiously trying to scribble down the last few sentences in his essay before curfew. He is well aware how much his Sensei disapproves of last-minute work. Over the scratching of his own pen, he suddenly hears an odd clinking noise, like the lid being taken off a glass jar. He turns around, and to his horror, discovers an open container with a few spiders still fleeing from it. It container was big enough to have held at least two dozen of the palm-sized arachnids, and if this Ninja knows his Sensei, it probably did. As the Ninja tries to formulate a plan for catching them all, the lights go out. It was the curfew, and the Ninja wasn’t going to be sleeping that night.*

You don’t know the half of it.

wtf is this,why are thexe people with “X” at the beginning of their name here,what the-