Bittersweet Candy Bowl

None of you have used Proper Grammar or Puncuation,therefore I must use Force to arrest all of you.

*Proceeds to file tons upon tons of paperwork just to get a warrant to search the Forums.*

Derpy derp

Ps a Federal Agent is just me dicking around

lern2j0ke

I’m sorry, but this entire operation is black-op’d. You will cease your investigation now. This forum is vital to national and global security, just don’t bother asking how. I’d have to shoot you.

Do Not Listen To Man In Black,He Is An Imposter Of The Real Man In Black. This Forum Is To Be Deleted Soon As Was Filed To The Office Of Internet Security.

The police squad is actually under the control of Mexican drug cartels who are attempting to hijack the forums for their own nefarious purposes. Please remain calm while we deal with the situation.

Area 52 Operative Is A Russian spy! please,everyone should remain in safety while we deal with this situation. It’s your time you commie bastard.

Also i was being attacked as i made my name which is why it is fucked.

An federal spy? Well done with grammer there

SPY CHECK!

An Federal Spy is actually a Cuban infiltrator. This threat must be eliminated immediately!

Maybe You should read my post dumbass.

Super Secret Sherif is actually a nazi intel scout which is why he cant spell sherrif

Also.I Forgot the other “S” Fuck.

Right; this has gotten entirely too silly.

Elite American Assassin is actually a Neo-grammar Nazi who can’t spell assassin (unless he edits it now). We must band together to protect the sovereignty of this forum.

Look another name that starts with X

^Combo Breaker!

Assassain is spelled assassain dumbass not Assassin,You Are not a real Columbian Gumshoe,LEAVE IMPOSTER or else we will be forced to use force because you are suspicious and are accusing another official of being an enemy.

In what language is “assassin” spelled “assassain”? Do you have spell-check on?

You Are All Fake,Leave.Now.

I’m sorry, but my scan reveals that you are in fact, a fake.

@Jerk i don’t even know what’s going on in here anymore XD It sounds like a random chat now

I can tell you.

calls it DrJ’d

this thread was Dr. John’d wouldn’t fit

wtg uncle dj

Of Course.

Everything seems obvious in hindsight, doesn’t it.

ok gtg to sleep. going to see a football gametomorrow. GO HOKIES!!! ttyl

This is actually my name in IRC so fuck off copycats

@Dr. John: I could have guessed

@Draxien: No Way! UVa ftw!

@Rutabaga hahahaha good joke. so where’s your hokie gear?

fuck the hokies

They lost. TO JMU! A 1AA TEAM!!!

LOL Go Bucks!

They were all spychecking wrong, anyway.

*BUMP*
Cuz i found a girl :3

I’m being set up. I hope it works,

Oh and good for you draxs.

tried that once. once! (didn’t go well at all -_-)

cool

thanks uncle dj

Is he a MD or a PhD?

Or both?


Or neither?

I’m thinking neither… But Jezz I hope my set up docent go south…

Is English your first language?

\(>.</ our 1st date’s gonna be a movie. any suggestions?

Get a 50/50 mix of Dr. Pepper and Coke for the drink. Orange soda also works well when paired with Dr. Pepper, but Coke is less obvious.

Rohypnol is good nowadays I hear.

wow, i ment movie suggestions, like what to take her to see

@grammar Nazi: yes but it dosent look that way.

Fun Fact: Paulo’s name means ‘Place of Rest’
at least for two juniors…

Um, good luck?

I really can’t think of anything that is currently showing that is even remotely worth seeing.

@HB Ok, who exactly is setting you up? (Us virginians gotta help each other out lol XP)