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Comment ID #84406

NOT THAT WAY! I mean dating freshmen. I’m itnerested in if this’ll actually work. Comments? Concerns? I AM NOT PEDO >:[

Draixen August 31, 2010, 1:23 AM EST.

Comment ID #84408

Why don’t you take a seat right over here

Chris Hansen August 31, 2010, 1:27 AM EST.

Comment ID #84409

It’s gonna be Biblical.

Law Abiding Citizen August 31, 2010, 1:28 AM EST.

Comment ID #84410

pft you aren’t as good as paulo… you will fail on your first try :(
haha nah kidding good luck? idk doesn’t matter do what you want

Kariz August 31, 2010, 1:29 AM EST.

Comment ID #84411

@Chris Hanson Oh, are you her father? What are those cameras for?

Draixen August 31, 2010, 1:30 AM EST.

Comment ID #84412

This thread is now over, the police are outside. We’re done here

Chris Hansen August 31, 2010, 1:31 AM EST.

Comment ID #84413

YAY!
POLICE!:)
GUNFIGHTS!!!!:)

kazimierz (kazi) August 31, 2010, 1:33 AM EST.

Comment ID #84414

o.O But she said I could eat her cookies!

Draixen August 31, 2010, 1:33 AM EST.

Comment ID #84415

Law Abiding Citizen August 31, 2010, 1:34 AM EST.

Comment ID #84416

*Gives advice to draixen on how to escape only to slaughter him later*

Law Abiding Citizen August 31, 2010, 1:35 AM EST.

Comment ID #84417

Oh than- WAIT A MINUTE!!

Draixen August 31, 2010, 1:35 AM EST.

Comment ID #84419

…………(stares idolizingly at “law abiding citizen”)………

kazimierz (kazi) August 31, 2010, 1:36 AM EST.

Comment ID #84421

*peeks in thread.*

……………………

*slowly backs out*

Leaving a Comment August 31, 2010, 1:38 AM EST.

Comment ID #84422

Ok, back on topic. I probably will fail first time -_-

Draixen August 31, 2010, 1:39 AM EST.

Comment ID #84423

*Rapes Leaving a comment to death*

Law Abiding Citizen August 31, 2010, 1:39 AM EST.

Comment ID #84424

(drags lacommie in)

kazimierz (kazi) August 31, 2010, 1:39 AM EST.

Comment ID #84426

The topic is jail, I hope you like ass rape

Chris Hansen August 31, 2010, 1:41 AM EST.

Comment ID #84427

mmmm *Keeps raping leaving a comment* Dammit if i had my bed this would be so much easier

Law Abiding Citizen August 31, 2010, 1:42 AM EST.

Comment ID #84428

…….(electrocutes prison guard and throws him to laww abiding citizen)
i think we’ll be fine

kazimierz (kazi) August 31, 2010, 1:43 AM EST.

Comment ID #84429

okay, lac is creepin me out now…………….

kazimierz (kazi) August 31, 2010, 1:43 AM EST.

Comment ID #84430

@CH YAY! Oh wait…you meant taking it, not giving it…you also meant from a guy…..not giving it to a girl…-_- JK rape is not funny…sometimes…

Draixen August 31, 2010, 1:46 AM EST.

Comment ID #84431

You fail at humor sir, now I bid you good day. Say hello to big bubba for me

Chris Hansen August 31, 2010, 1:48 AM EST.

Comment ID #84435

HIS NAME IS CARLTON! oh…uh…l mean…

Draixen August 31, 2010, 1:53 AM EST.

Comment ID #84437

Who the FUCK is raping my ladybro? Whatever. But yeah, on topic. Oh wait. The topic never got off the ground. And now to wait for the thread to be destroyed.

Hannibal August 31, 2010, 1:56 AM EST.

Comment ID #84439

OK seriously peoples, what do y’all think?

Draixen August 31, 2010, 2:09 AM EST.

Comment ID #84440

You’ll never guess Hannibal

Law Abiding Citizen August 31, 2010, 2:10 AM EST.

Comment ID #84441

I think it depends on what age you are, which I have no idea about. If it’s just one year like Paulo, then go ahead, nothing creepy about one year difference.

MiwAuturu August 31, 2010, 2:12 AM EST.

Comment ID #84442

I think you should be sent to jail you pervert

Chris Hansen August 31, 2010, 2:12 AM EST.

Comment ID #84443

@Miw There’s only a two year difference.

Draixen August 31, 2010, 2:15 AM EST.

Comment ID #84445

Meh, in high school two years is frowned upon a little I believe, but that’s still nothing overtly creepy

MiwAuturu August 31, 2010, 2:17 AM EST.

Comment ID #84447

Two years age, not school year. I’m only a sophomore

Draixen August 31, 2010, 2:18 AM EST.

Comment ID #84451

@ Law Abiding Citizen: Not funny, bro.

J. Vincero (Jerk) August 31, 2010, 2:32 AM EST.

Comment ID #84454

Oh, well then there’s not really anything wrong with that.

MiwAuturu August 31, 2010, 2:40 AM EST.

Comment ID #84456

@ Draixen: I’ve had this whole discussion with Noir before, but it wouldn’t kill me to reiterate if it’ll help any: the cut-off line for acceptable relationships is two years younger. And not grades, mind you, because those can be skipped. Birthdays can’t.

J. Vincero (Jerk) August 31, 2010, 2:45 AM EST.

Comment ID #84457

So I’m 15 (16 in nov.) and most freshmen are 13-15. Sooooo…

Draixen August 31, 2010, 2:47 AM EST.

Comment ID #84460

Well, yeah, I’m just saying, you know? Gotta make that distinction just in case there’s some bright little sod in there that skipped a few grades.

J. Vincero (Jerk) August 31, 2010, 2:53 AM EST.

Comment ID #84461

Well, now all the forumites that read this knowmy age…oh joy

Draixen August 31, 2010, 2:54 AM EST.

Comment ID #84462

That would suck if i picked out a 12 or 13 year old. o.O OH GOD DON’T JINX IT!!!

Draixen August 31, 2010, 2:57 AM EST.

Comment ID #84463

Everyone knows pretty much every else’s age on here. There’s a kid who’s twelve? Perverted little fucker. (I’m not allowed to talk to him, apparently.)

SO when I was sixteen I met a beautiful blond girl at a party. She was the cousin of a good friend of mine and we really hit it off. We came pretty close to starting a relationship as it never occurred to me to ask her age.

Turned out she was thirteen. :|

J. Vincero (Jerk) August 31, 2010, 2:57 AM EST.

Comment ID #84464

What? Who’s twelve? Are they on the forums?

Draixen August 31, 2010, 2:59 AM EST.

Comment ID #84466

Also, ouch! That’s gotta hurt

Draixen August 31, 2010, 3:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #84467

Not as bad as what i’m going through right now though

Draixen August 31, 2010, 3:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #84468

Let me tell you a story about a school teacher. In the ‘70’s this school teacher was a young man fresh out of college who had one severe physical problem that prevented him from doing his job efficiently: he was extremely attractive. The girls, all jailbait, would try to flirt with him constantly and it wracked his nerves that he should be put through such torture.

So, one day, he wrote a song about it.

J. Vincero (Jerk) August 31, 2010, 3:06 AM EST.

Comment ID #84470

OK That might be worse than what i’m going through. But my situation is pretty bad. Plus it involves my best friend…

Draixen August 31, 2010, 3:10 AM EST.

Comment ID #84472

If your best friend is the girl in question, go for it.
If the girl is your best friend’s girlfriend… if I told you not to go for it, I’d be a hypocrite. :|

Honestly, I don’t hold any faith for high school relationships but I don’t want to put you off about it either.

J. Vincero (Jerk) August 31, 2010, 3:13 AM EST.

Comment ID #84476

The second option. I’ve been wanting to be with X-Saber’s girlfriend since we met her. I thought it was just a phase or silly thought, but i actually have feelings for her. I wanted to tell her, but couldn’t work up the courage. Then they started going out, and that just made things worse. Though last night I worked up the courage to tell him, but now i have to tell her. God teenage drama sucks -_-

Draixen August 31, 2010, 3:23 AM EST.

Comment ID #84479

Maybe that’ll be my new (school) year resolution. To tell the truth even if it hurts………………nah, well…maybe…

Draixen August 31, 2010, 3:30 AM EST.

Comment ID #84480

Aw Hell, it’s the one I hoped it wasn’t. I don’t know what to tell you about that. I don’t think you should go for it, I really don’t and I’m just tryin’ to be honest here, but again I don’t have any room to criticize.

J. Vincero (Jerk) August 31, 2010, 3:31 AM EST.

Comment ID #84482

i already was it draixen :)

Noir August 31, 2010, 3:37 AM EST.

Comment ID #84483

It’s fine if she doesn’t feel the same towards me, but i really want her to know how i feel. I felt great after telling X-Saber, though he said he could sence it before i told him. He said it’s fine and we’re still best buds, but i don’t know how she’ll take it.

Draixen August 31, 2010, 3:39 AM EST.

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