Bittersweet Candy Bowl

… For likening you to a Gochiruzeru?

Yeah, I forgive that for that one comment.

I am glad. ^_^

But what is it you are not telling me?

He hates you

It is physically impossible to hate ILB. Like breathing. You can hold your breath until you pass out, but your autonomic nervous system will kick in sooner or later.

but not mentally impossibly hmm?? yes he hates you

nah ILB solves everything with her eloquent way of speaking (and typing).

the only thing that can match ILB at solving problems and stopping fights is…

The Milky Bar Kid

ha

What? I love ILB. Awesomeness and whatnot.

Aww. Thank you. ^_^

Giaru - is two floating gears.

Hihidaruma - is Donkey Kong.

Mijumaru - has a penis on it’s chest. There was porn of it the day it was announced.

Munna and Musharna - it has a small trunk with 2 read eyes it is clear to me that it has a face.

Reshiram - HUGE FEATHER COCK

Swanna - FEATHER TITS

Wargle - As someone with native roots I would just like to say that I want to wear one as a hat.

Rankurusu - Is clearly modeled after what a plant cell looks like under a microscope.

OMG ILB FTW

loooool

lol ILB vs Milky Bar Kid:

*Arguement*

MBK - Wait! the Milky Bars are on me.
Yaaaay
ILB - Now dears there no need to be fighting.
YAAAAY ‘lets do what she says’
MBK - time to get out the gun belt
ILB - calm down dear
MBK - dies of utter calmness


ILB WINNER

I murder children? Oh dear.

lol nah you just pwn the Milky Bar Kid. he dies all the time thats why they get new ones. Like the welsh one that they dubbed out

cuz Milky bars are DEADLY

Shit forgot about edit!

Poor little kid. ^_^

So what do you guys think of Ash’s two new travel buddies? Honestly, I think Dento looks cool and suave. While Iris…. she’s… different…. from our usual female leads.

I like them. Iris has a wonderful head of hair, and Dento looks like fun.

Dento looks gay

Gay Brock: Just what the show needed.

Oh, come on, now. He’s a waiter. ^_^

arggg i like’d dawn though, she was a good charecter too bad shes not gonna be in the new season.

waiter dude has the retarded broccoli monkey as his main pokemon so im not sure about that

He’s the grass gym leader. Shame though. I’d love to make more “gets his rocks of on rock pokemon” jokes.

Retarded brocolli monkey though seriously?

and no more examples of Brock getting Brock blocked

Mijumaru is totally great. Me and wotter are gonna be bros 4 lyfe. Kaxbe, I just don’t understand your antipathy towards him.
Or to Pokabu for that matter.
Man I don’t even understand your propathy (not a word) for Tsutarja!

Basicallly I disagree with everything you said about the starters.

Tsutarja is fly. End of story.

Wait, how do we know he’s a Grass-type Gym Leader? ^_^

Dento-fresh is green maybe?

lol i havent a clue.

@ILB: He’s the grass type leader. Trust me.

Ah, you are extrapolating. ^_^

I like Iris.

THE EVOLUTIONS FOR THE STARTERS HAVE BEEN REVEALED



Wotter has redeemed itself?

Looks like Smugdouche eventually evolves into Pretentiousdouche.

and the grass type still looks like a stuck up bastard ha!

and nothing cna ever redeem being born that ugly

the grass type seems to de-evolve. it starts off with arms and legs, then ends up with no arms and legs

fail

its got stumpy almost vestigial arms though, losing them doesnt seem like much of a loss, besides when has a snake ever needed arms?

since god fucked up snake

Hee. It seems Yanappu will have some siblings as well. ^_^

But yes, Mijumaru did receive a fun evolution. I’m slightly disappointed in those of Pokabu, at least the middle stage, but that bearded bully is rather amusing. ^_^ Tsutarja and its family, on the other hand, continues to be a marvel all the way through.

If those are the real evolutions, though. They do look authentic, but I can’t say myself sure just yet.

For the record, the evolutions were scanned from a magazine.

You scanned them? All is well, then. ^_^

they look real enough though fake ones tend to end up in magazines before release of the new games ather frequently so a little suspician is wise in this case

the pig looks like a carnival strong man or a proffessional wrestler in its later evolutions….not going to be my choice

I didn’t scan them. Someone with connections did.

Someone took one for the team.

In the butt.

Oh well. All we can do now is wait for CoroCoro to reveal it to us. Or, alternately, the release of Black and White (the 17th in Japan, is it not?) ^_^

Mijumarus second evaluation is tolerable and the third one is DO WANT

And I love how Tsutarja devolves just like the evaluation of a real snake.

Famitus gives Black and White perfect scores

That is unbelievable. I bet the publishers were bribed to do that by Nintendo >.>

^ They always are.

i dunno. maybe the modern people are just really really easily impressed by stupid fake creatures.

just a thought