Bittersweet Candy Bowl

@Jerk, I’m willing to risk it, just to see the look on your face when you realize you’re wrong.

Really Gabe? Two seconds before I posted too? That’s just dumb.

im masticating right now




(the definition of masticating is chewing, im eating chocolate)

I won’t have time to see the look on your face, but I’ll keep an eye out for your mortal soul. I assume it’ll be the one glowing with overwhelming chagrin.

No, not chagrin, just guilt. Right before I destroyed your essence with a blessed katana. After all, even I would feel bad about killing you twice.

of course, before any of this happens i will start a nuclear war and kill you both.

You, who have a hole where your heart should be? I’m flattered.

But it’s cute that you think I’d make it that easy.

The likelyhood of a nuclear war killing me is about 1 in 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 .

Ninjas don’t live anywhere that is likely to be nuked, or even known.

So, not actually on Earth. Alien*Ninja.

This sounds suspiciously like a hentai.

That I heard about.

From a friend.

my goal will be mass extinction. and you forget ninja, im already developing a god complex.i will just send the armies of north korea to kill you.

I know you wouldn’t make it that easy, Jerk, but I would. You forget that physics and reality don’t apply to Ninjas.

On a serious note, I do actually have a hole where my heart should be. Birth defect I guess.

@jerk same here….

Pirates and Ninjas negate each other.

soooooo i use pirates?
TO SOMALIA!!!

This is very simple Kaxbe, but please pay attention.

Pirates are less awesome than Ninjas

But a Gorilla with a Rocket Launcher is more awesome than a Ninja

Bear with a rail gun.

You’re welcome.

i still have yet to find a bear to box.

*Ninja is obviously deluded.

Actually, a bear with a railgun is less awesome thatn a Ninja, but it is more awesome than a pirate.

What you’re looking for is a dolphin with a .45 colt revolver.

i have to fight a DOLPHIN now too!?!?

No you… GAH


Never mind.

Deluded

Coming from you, that probably makes me the sanest person on this forum.

I fucking hate dolphins. >:[

They too dry for you?

Yes.

Please allow me to introduce myself, so I’m not just another nameless face.
I’ve been around for a long, long time, and posted all over the place.
I was around when Lisa wrote the very first random chat.
I remember when Jerk was Jerk, and all the flavors after that.

Pleased to meet you, sorry this is so lame!
But you know, it’s just the nature of my game.

Okay.

Just as every jerk is pathetic, when compared to our very own.
As Taeshi’s awesome, just call me Peter, now that my name is known.

So if you meet me, have some courtesy, though you can forget the sympathy and taste,
Use all you low-brow humor as I put my time to waste.

SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL

yep.

i was listening to that song as iread tose posts too

surprising. Coincidence or fate?

coincidence, ive been playing it on a loop for about an hour now.

Meh, I for one do not believe in fate

…I really should have expected that…



[back to lurking]

life would suck if there was fate

You mean life doesn’t already suck?

think about it, it doesnt have to, you just dont see all your choices.

No.

my life is a lot better since i started seeing my choices. i punched an astronaut, kicked a wild wolf, began working on creating a deadly gnome army

No, Peter, I just can’t react to you unless I know who you are. I remember you vaguely but not enough to say if I ever spoke to you, per se.

What the fuck has been going on in here?

I’d say the ususal

What she said.

What your mom said.

One day a man was walking down the street with a bag of tits when out of the corner of his eye he saw this dude like almost crying on the side of the street in a very undude way so the man goes to ask him what is wrong.

“Shit bro like my broest bro is like stuck under a a fukken tree help pls”, so the man puts the bag on the street, jumps over this shitty fence and goes to the tree. With his brute strenght he lifts the tree but there ain’t shit there so he goes back to the street and both the dude and his bag of tits are gone

Such is life in Brotits

TEN BOOKS, TEN DAYS

*sigh* All hail the almighty Zod…

hi all
im still awake doing god forsaken fuckin homework damn long waking upat 4 to finish it so night (typin this cause i want ppl to remember im returning)