Bittersweet Candy Bowl

We’ll be waiting for you, dear. ^_^

And that silly Zod…

Holy f**k, 501.

Not… quite. ^_^

Terrence Stamp. :]

Ooh, can I put him on my letters? ^_^

No! D:

His name is ruined forever! ;-;

Now… Terence Hill. Can I jog over him? ^_^

I don’t know, can you? Wouldn’t you wonder what he’s doing in the middle of wherever you’re jogging anyway? ;p

I have no idea. I’ve never tried. But it should be easier than jogging over Bud Spencer, anyway. ^_^

I don’t even know who that is. :[

Also, this book sucks but I have to read it anyway. “Greatest series of all time,” they said. No, A Song of Fire and Ice is the greatest series of all time, and it’s not even damn done yet.

Oh, he’s a big fat guy who hits people in movies. Like a thug, only much much funnier. ^_^

Which book are you reading, by the way?

“Lake of the Long Sun” by Gene Wolfe. He seems overrated, but I’ve only read one of his books so far. I just don’t like his writing style. I don’t like it when someone takes twenty pages to say “he climbed the wall.” That’s not even an exaggeration.

Patrick Ness is one of my favorites. I’ve read the first two books of Chaos Walking and loved them, even if I did have to sedate myself to avoid the overwhelming depression of his soul-killing story-telling. I had to read through parts of A Song of Fire and Ice under the influence too.

jesus reminds me of the time i tried to read tom clancy, 5 friggin pages to discus tiny damn details that no one cares about when it could be said in one paragraph

I read the original Rainbow Six and never read another one of his books again.

that is actually the only book of his i tried to read, kept falling asleep, got through a chapter before deciding to say screw this and reread Jurasic park for a fourth time

I found out they’re making a movie out of the Hyperion Cantos by Dan Simmons? They’re going to absolutely rape that story. Seriously. There is no way it can be transferred to the silver screen without being mutilated beyond recognition. I mean, the main villain is called “The Pain God” and makes you immortal so he can impale you on his metal tree so that you suffer forever.

that’s uhhh… yeah I got nothing.

Well, hi all. Things still aren’t making sense in real life, so I don’t expect them to make sense here either.

Have they ever? ^_^

(tape a racoon to head)
now why wouldent things make sense around here my ninja friend? we are just the same as usual walrus, donkey steam drive!

Hee. You know how to make me smile, dear. ^_^

“The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things. Of ships and sails and sailing wax, of cabbages and kings.”

hehe thanks if i can make one person smile it makes my heart a little lighter,

heh enough seriousness crazy Wulf wants to ride the teacups! woop woop woop!

Oh god, because of Ninja, Abbey in Wonderland is forming in my head….

Daisy=Queen of hearts
Autumn= Chester cat…

Zachary must be the mad hatter. ^_^

*ahem*

Sir walrus, why do you look so sad? I do believe you have a belly ache, and the carpenter seems quite mad. I would recommend you flee, and soon, for here now comes the copper man waving a golden spoon. Ah, but friends you’ve heard this story a thousand times or more. I think it would be better if we talked about something less of a bore. Why not seek to find our good friend X in the Himalayan snow? Or look for cabbage in Saint’s Row?

My friends, we have the whole world, yet it is but a nutshell. So why not leave it all behind and seek the meaning of nothing and the substance of the moon? Oh, I seem to have gotten ahead of myself and written this far too soon. Oh well. At least us enjoy our journey, wherever it may lead.

Oh, and cabbage creeks coming over the briney, no? ^_^

*Crates

And yes, ready up the old fire-breathers and get ready to teach the old sours who’s really top o’ the morning.

Is it crates? I’m sure Michael Palin said “creeks”. ^_^

As the old written collection clearly states (Just the Words) “Cabbage Crates Coming over the briney”. But the yeast of yesteryear may not always make your bread rise, so it is of no import.

Keep thyself smiling in your peril!

Hee. Naturally. ^_^

Oh well. I must be off to bed. Have a good night, dear.

yeah i have to hit the hay as weel, night/afternoon everyone

Toddle off to your sack and be out of it. We’ll just stand at the corner of Hayworthy and SheepCounter until you return.

they say such things, the dream sheep! such secrets of nerverknowing and unbelieving, way of in and above.

Doublethink, eh?

The Lending Library won’t send off audio-visual materials and lost it’s only copy of “Eclipse: Corona.” Not to be confused with Twilight faggotry, “A Song Called Youth” (named “Eclipse,” “Eclipse Penumbra,” and “Eclipse Corona” respectively) is a cyberpunk space opera. Seriously, even if you have girl parts, you will get a blood lust-induced erection every single time they kill a fascist. You might as well go ahead and get treatment for priapism.

^Jerkism

hi all

What up, Noir

long time no chat
I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT DUDE SAVE ME

Yessir. Still training?

yessir

Me too, in a way. I’ve read a book a day for the past eleven days.

lol im dieing here

I don’t doubt it. =/ Christ, kid.

im scared of them

be afraid, be very afraid

Ha! I’m actually truly cheerful right now for the first time in awhile.
@Jerk: And don’t say it.

Why is that?

Hmmm…you didn’t say it. I don’t know really, it’s just a good day.