Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Nah, it’s me in a (nameless) disguise.

Quick Question, how much of the MMG Forumite Edition do you want written out?

So Far all I have is the first draft of the intro.

Oh, you decide. ^_^

Very helpful.

I know, honey. ^_^

Helpful is her middle name.

so are “always cheerful”
and “one who makes problems disappear with cheerful virtual smiling eyes face”
(im terrible at those things.)
my full name, to all interested by the way, is Jackson Haraldur Derek Paytom Kazimierz Benson, but im kinda replacing that with my own identity.

My middle name is Rock. As in “Rock On” or “The Rock”.

my name is happehface.

begins with “h” ends with “appehface”

I propose an orgy, but I’m going to have to ask Brock, Ninja, Triplesmex, happehface, Arby, Shotgun Wizard, MiwAuturu, Kaxbe, Icaras, Sean, (nameless), Nero and Kazi to leave.

@J.Vincero (Jerk): You’ll have to pry me from your cold, dead, sumptuous, oily, smooth, body you big dirty man! <3

P.S.> No gay.

Oh Jerk, I can kick your ass and go to jail now!

Admit it: you thought it was funny. <3

I thought it was boring.

^ Honkey.

Oh No! He called me a honkey! Whatever shall I do!?!

He hides his pain with sarcasm.

Trust me, Jerk, if you had ever even slightly offended me, you would be dead right now.

Your mother is a strumpet. :B

I actually find that amusing, considering my mother has a PhD from Princeton.

I didn’t realize Princeton had a PhD program for Strumpetry. n_n

Biochemistry actually, but close enough.

I’m going to be a gentleman and cease this joke before it goes too far. I just want you to know I am behaving and how hard it is not to make a comeback to that. n_n

Do your worst, I’ve seen babies more offensive than you are. Besides, even if you spent five years trying to come up with the most offensive comment known to man, it still wouldn’t faze me.

all babies are offensive

Perhaps, but I know better than to say things when I’m not totally in control with my Tourette’s-esque personality.

You were bluffing.

(That’s a challenge btw)

I’d take you up on it, but erring on the side of subtlety, I’m not in the mood for the game tonight. Well, I was, but then the pills kicked in. I’m lucky I can even read.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!

Yeah, I know. I really just don’t feel like playing anymore tonight.

gentlemen please! save it for another night, we just had the mud pit refurbished

He’s feisty; I’m merely tired.

Maybe tomorrow night, babe. *grabs Ninja’s butt and goes to sleep*

My first class of the day is cancalled tomorrow, that means I could sleep till two and totally get away with it! But I won’t, I just could.

What’s the point of this thread again?
What’s the point of me commenting here?
What’s the point of me questioning this?
WHAT IS THE POINT!?!?!?
*Head Explodes*

The point of this thread is that most of us have been friends on this forum for months and sexually harass each other casually or make jokes about dog semen.

I’m tired but I can’t sleep. Didn’t feel like I got enough done, right? So I just sent off the first part of my Grad School application, the complicated one. I’m still finishing about a book a day. I’m at about sixteen now or so, if the streak’s not broken.

Oh, and I got my hair cut short and grew a beard.

“Short” in relation to what? ^_^

hahahahahahsjdhewjkkjfwkfkw you guys are funny with all your awsum jokz lol imsorightha

do i dare eat the cassarole my brother forgot to put in the fridge and left out all night? do i dare take the risk? is my hunger and foolish pride (i bought all the ingrediants and he made it five minutes before i left for work) worth the risk? find out the answers to this and many other questions on the next episode of soap!

I need coffee……

rough night of celebrating? or the normal college grind?

Tee hee. Coffee seems to be inseparably connected to studenthood, yet I have never been able to like it. ^_^

I never drink coffee, hate the taste. Everyone in my family is addicted to caffeine, so I swore I never would be. So far so good, I have a red bull perhaps once every two weeks after a bad night and I survive.

I love coffee, but it’s a mix of both Goldy.

@ ILB: “Short” as in “damn, I look sexy today.”

Also: BIRTHDAY SEX
Ahahahahahahahaha *dies*

ah i understand, late nights partyin and studyin,

hate coffe myself, never could get past the taste, if i want a pick me up i usually just grab a 1 litre of pepsi or a nice hot choclate

edit: Birthday sex still counts as birthday sex if you start before midnight and keep going on afterwards. allowing continued sex for the day after whilst still constituing the birthday sex

also: Birthday sex

im sorry i had to kill you

I forgive you. The castle and the seventy-two houris are well worth it.

I am currently drinking a iced white hot chocolate mocha. This thing is heaven in a cup.

In other news! I wish my college had more crosswalks I could jump across. It reminds me of the one comic with Daisy, Paulo and David. I look like a little girl as I skip across the road and earn quiet a few odd looks.

Also: NO BIRTHDAY SEX You get kicked out of my school if you get pregnant. AIN’T THAT CHRISTIAN OF THEM?

Birthday safe sex?

seriously you get kicked out if you go preggo? thats fucktarded, someone deserves to be punched in the tit for that