Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Met any hard modes yet? ^_^

There’s ways you can have sex without getting pregnant. Unless you have to take regular pelvic exams, which wouldn’t surprise me.

If it’s done by a grizzeld old hag in a miners helmet transfer to another school

Yup and if the girl tells who the guys is that got her prego the kick him out too. It’s like they would rather you get an abortion than have a baby while enrolled. This could also be why so many kids get married quickly.

Commie, you’re making the next Random Chat.

What a perfectly morbid discussion. ^_^

And that’s the kind of college I go to. I know Gabe but it will still be a while yet, this chat still has some life in it.

And I swear to God if anyone tries to pull a Gabe and makes a chat before I can I will hunt them down and kill them with a rusty butter knife.

My family isn’t allowed to talk about my cousin anymore because she got knocked up and was disowned. This decision was made the oldest living member of my clan, which is currently my grandmother. Once she dies, the honor moves onto my oldest aunt on my father’s side.

Pulling a Gabe is what it’s called now?

what is this about birthday sex?

Conversation over.

Yes, it’s called pulling a Gabe and being a huge dick.

My 18th B-day was yesterday John, Goldy and Jerk want me to celebrate with intercourse.

FUCK YOU GABE!!!!

intercourse with………………. .…. . <—-ps thats morse code lolololol

Also Your Names initials would be LaC which also stands for Law Abiding Citizen hahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

IT WASN’T ME!!! I DON’T HAVE A DEATHWISH!!!!

LOOK AT THE INTERVALS THE POSTS WERE SUBMITTED. I MADE A POST IN THE GUESS THE PANEL GAME THREAD AT THE SAME DAMN TIME, WOMAN.

GABE IT HAD TO BE YOU, I WILL END YOU!

Pulling a Gabe is when everyone is discussing what the name of the next chat should be and who should make it, when someone, in the middle of the discussion, starts it up anyway just to be a dick.

Just because it’s not your birthday today doesn’t mean you can’t celebrate it with intercourse.

So you’re saying “aaaaaaaaa”? ^_^

IT WASN’T ME!!!! I WOULDN’T MAKE A THREAD RIGHT AFTER TELLING YOU TO MAKE IONASEDKFAH DAWR

INTERCOURSE!!!—————(b-day sex)

more than just a town in Pensylvania

okay now that not even funny starting up a new one, i wont hold her back once she gets the de-maning pliers out

hahahhaha

SO MUCH FUCKING RAGE RIGHT NOW!!!! ARGHSFHLKSJKFSJDKFLJSDKFJSKL!

JOHN!? WAS IT YOU!!???! DAMMIT, YOU WON’T BE SATISFIED UNTIL EVERYONE IS MAD AT ME, IS THAT IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!

gabe totally posted random chat 11

This is going fast. Excuse me for a second. ^_^

I can see wear this is going.

*removes his pants*

run shes got the pliers!!!!

NO I DIDN’T

NO I DIDN’T

NO I DIDN’T

NO I DIDN’T

calm down everyone,

FUCKFUCKFUCKITY FUCK FUCK!!!!!
WHO THE FUCK WAS IT!??!!!??!??!!?

jerk’s dick is going to be removed

(breathes heavily)

Who did this dick move and why frame me

I AM GOING TO CASTRATE EVERY SINGLE MALE IN HERE OUT OF PURE RAGE IF I DON’T GET ANSWERS SOON.

I’m safe, then. ^_^

good luck castrating me over the interwebs

I WILL CUT OFF EVERY DICK THAT DOES NOT BELONG TO ME PHYSICALLY OR SEXUALLY IF I DON’T GET ANSWERS SOON.

Could’ve just been somebody passing through. If it wasn’t Gabe, it wasn’t Gabe. So be it. I think I believe Gabe. In any case, it doesn’t matter. Thread’s almost over. From now on, we post in the one we agreed on or something and anyone trying to be a dick gets ignored.

So…make-up sex?

It’s okay, people, calm down

Commie drop the de-maning pliers and drink a cask of mead untill the rage subsides

Dr John, put down the rib spreaders, i dont know why you have, but put em down

Jerk, who are you kidding? we all know your a fourth level Nudejitsu master, you never wear pants

and Gabe, I believe you but for now just hide under the table for a few hours

lol sex is the solution to everything

NO. *Gets snippin’.*

I refuse to hide with my penis tucked between my legs while I am a victim of an injustice.

lame,it has no effect over the internet

I am still pissed and I will remain this way until I feel like it. Dr John shall feel most of my never ending woman rage. *Glares.*

Hey, LaComi, I have a solution if you’ll hear me out and if you think it’ll help: you get the next two threads. All yours. Won’t post in ‘em if you don’t make ‘em, so they’ll be official. On the off-chance you’re not kidding right now, I’m just throwing this out there.

Gabe, I believe you. For one, I don’t figure you’d deny it so hard and you’d make a good target either way. I always figured impersonations would become a problem on here anyway. Whoever did it made a stupid joke anyway and dissed LaComi in doing so.

What a perfectly surreal discussion. ^_^

But really, that was a mean thing to do. Commie’s been waiting for weeks.

It was also rather hasty to assume it was me.

then helecopter away with it than Gabe, she gone mad here!

no idea who posted that, probably a frame up

a mystery is afoot!

Forumite MMG: Random Chat Murder

More than weeks ILB, I’ve claimed to start several RC and never got to. *Pouts.* 11 will have a transformer’s reference in the title to make me feel better.

commie hates me now,good step 13 is complete…

I can and will cut you Dr. John…