Bittersweet Candy Bowl

sympathy for the devil

… i dont get it…. its a song…. are you tryingto prove the rolling stones greatness?

if yes: i never said they werent good… i just said i prefer queen.
if no: then wtf do you mean?

Queen is awesome.

Hey boy, where did you get it from? He boy where did you go? I got my passion from the good ol’ fashioned school of lover boy!

i just had to put it in.
EDIT: the song

oh god thats even worse sounding.

That’s hilarious.

Like a boss

Saw a giant fish FUCKED HIS BRAINS OUT

Did you ever see one of those videos where you are asked to look for, or follow, a specific thing through out the video? Then, at the end, they reveal that as you were watching, something large and intrusive moved around in plain sight and you never even noticed it. It’s frightening how often that happens, like how I just moved from the doorway into your room as you read this.

GASP* YOU
(points at shotgun wizard)

Oh, I’ve seen those. I always notice the ape.

damn,mike portnoy quit dt.At least he has a good reason

Dr. John, please tell me that wasn’t supposed to make sense, because your last post has me mightily confused now.

Mike Portnoy Quit Dream Theater,learn to read some english

I’m sorry, I only speak Latin.

Mike Portnoy quit Dream Theater…WAIT! When did this happen? Why did this happen?

I’m sad now…

Mike Portnoy Dream Theater defungo.

I just finished my fifth book in as many days. I finished this in less than a day because I found the Tylenol. I’m trying to keep myself busy.

So, hey, my mom yelled at me the other night because I accidentally locked her out of the house after a twelve hour drive through the rain on her birthday while I had dinner with my dad, whom she hates about as much as Hitler. I thought her birthday was the ninth. Fortunately, my brother and I had thoroughly cleaned the house anticipating her return. (Actually, that’s not true: we cleaned it up because we’re having a surprise party for her tomorrow that we’ve planned for about a month now.)

Aww. That first half is so terrible, yet the parenthesis (hee) makes up for it somehow. ^_^

My mom went to the Philippines for a two week trip because grandma died.

I mommy sent me a sweet card telling me I’m beautiful and to study hard. I’m going to write a Victorian style letter to her on dinosaur paper now~

this is all so awesome fo realz ya no

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/ news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=145753 @(nameless)

meh

not bad

page fail = double post

anyway, im glad that that chaz, seriously thread has been removed. i told you Taeshi would do it.

The Powers that Be…

A young couple were waiting impatiently to leave on their first vacation since the baby was born but the woman’s aunt, who would be babysitting, was thirty minutes late. The young woman called her elderly aunt to find out what was going on, and the old woman apologized for her forgetfulness, and said she’d speed right over.

Since the aunt was only a couple miles away, the couple decided they’d go ahead and go rather than wait for her and risk missing their flight. Two weeks later when the couple returned they were horrified to find the baby still in it’s high-chair where they’d left it, except now it was dead and bloated, covered with flies. The aunt really had sped, and unfortunately crashed and died before she made it over.

i love a story with a happy ending

The Great Hero of the people has acknowledged this thread as the official successor to Random Chat 9. You may chat freely, for now.

SIX BOOKS IN A ROW, BITCHES. Five more to my record, six more to break it.

I don’t have school


hoooyaaay

@Jerk: Reading Dr. Seuss does not count as “completing a book” once you pass the age of five…

Considering what the rest of those titles are, I should not think that matters. ^_^

There are technically 12 Random Chats by name, over a hundred random chats by content.

Thirteen. There were also two of number 6 (I think, it might have been 5). ^_^

There were two of number 3 also.

@ (nameless): THOSE PICTURE BOOKS ARE AWESOME SO SHUT UP

I forgot the two number threes.

considering that Horton hears a who is about the suffering of the Japanese civilians after worl war two and how the rest of the world ignored them, Doctor seus was a terrible racist with his ww2 propaganda poster untill after he went over to Japan and realized they were humans and how much of a bastard he was.. i Think we can consider at least one seus vook to be on the record as legitamate litertature for Jerks list

i know one of the chats was stared useing a roman numeral i thhink it was 6 claimed by someone pulling a dick move so it was doubled

GABE.

WHAT

No I’m glaring at you cause you’re the one to ALWAYS MAKE DOUBLE RANDOM CHATS ARGH I’M SO MAD AT YOU LSKDJFLKSADJIJFLISDKJFKSADJF.

videogames

She’s putting a gypsy curse on you Gabe in three days you will look in the mirror and be horrifed at what looks back

nhhghgngsser

In time you’ll come to forgive me.

dear god its spreading! its already turned the good doctor into a gibbering madman!

D: nooooooooooo im a gibbering madman now

There have been exactly 13 Random Chats.

1 and 2 survived without being doubled, *Ninja made the 3rd too early so a new one was put up when the 2nd ended, then 4 through 6 were singular. Gabe was promised the 7th, but someone made number VII before he was done with his eye exam. And now there have been two 10th incarnations, both of which describe their posters in the title. ^_^