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Comment ID #89282

Gabe I’m a woman,

NEVER FORGET, NEVER FORGIVE.

Leaving a Comment September 10, 2010, 4:46 PM EST.

Comment ID #89287

I would almost feel sorry for him if he had not done that. ^_^

ILB September 10, 2010, 4:50 PM EST.

Comment ID #89290

Random Chat Naming Commission.

I have never seen LaComi and ILB as mad as I have seen them today. You can’t see it, but I’ve been dancing naked outside with sparklers heralding the end of the world and my impending ascension.

J. Vincero (Jerk) September 10, 2010, 5:11 PM EST.

Comment ID #89292

two future suggestions for random chat names

Ladies puke free and This is why we can have nice things

I doubt this is the end of the world it Just seems that poor, poor Gabe, the fool as awoken the rightious anger of these womens, it burns like a fire in their ovaries (the location of womanly anger according to the doctor before his maddness) This shall pass one day

Ofer to them chocolate and they may grant you mercy, you poor fool you

Goldwulf Q. Triplesexy September 10, 2010, 5:20 PM EST.

Comment ID #89294

Random Chat 11: Ladies Puke Free, Which Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

J. Vincero (Jerk) September 10, 2010, 5:31 PM EST.

Comment ID #89303

Sign up for this, vote once a day for the rest of the month: http://www.refresheverything.com/rainn

I’m plugging this for a friend. It’s a victims of sex abuse hotline and, if they win this contest, they’ll be able to expand their services dramatically.

J. Vincero (Jerk) September 10, 2010, 5:57 PM EST.

Comment ID #89308

I am not mad, actually. What Gabriel did was quite unnecessary, but I am not angry with him. How could I? ^_^

And I’m jaded with the 4chan forumers, if that is what you refer to, but no, I am not mad. It makes me sad, but I’m still happy regardless. ^_^

Oh, and I will support that. Thank you for posting it, honey.

ILB September 10, 2010, 6:19 PM EST.

Comment ID #89322

forgive me if i have suddenly grown suspicious of some of you…

cuz i get a feeling that if ILB were in a comic, she’d have flowers and crossbones around her speechbubbles all the time….

<_<
>_>

touch me and die

Chazfullmetal September 10, 2010, 6:58 PM EST.

Comment ID #89331

Why crossbones? ^_^

ILB September 10, 2010, 7:10 PM EST.

Comment ID #89333

crossbones = hint of hidden evil

Chazfullmetal September 10, 2010, 7:13 PM EST.

Comment ID #89339

if ILB was in a comic she would have to say a dirty word turn beat red and giggle uncontrolably for an hour and a half

Goldwulf Q. Triplesexy September 10, 2010, 7:20 PM EST.

Comment ID #89340

Ah. You’re not the first one to think that, actually. I feel it’s unjust. ^_^

ILB September 10, 2010, 7:21 PM EST.

Comment ID #89344

testing 123 testing 123. the internet is weird when i post…testing if i can

Trev September 10, 2010, 7:37 PM EST.

Comment ID #89345

ah there we go…just gotta keep it short

Trev September 10, 2010, 7:37 PM EST.

Comment ID #89346

Ah, hi, Trev. ^_^

ILB September 10, 2010, 7:41 PM EST.

Comment ID #89391

I just took a mega 3 hr nap….. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh damn.

Leaving a Comment September 10, 2010, 9:42 PM EST.

Comment ID #89392

i prefer to doze in and out during classes when im tired:P

kazimierz (kazi) September 10, 2010, 9:44 PM EST.

Comment ID #89396

I sleep at night only. Is this bad? ^_^

ILB September 10, 2010, 9:47 PM EST.

Comment ID #89402

No I do mostly but this week worn me down and the naps make it go by quicker.

Leaving a Comment September 10, 2010, 9:50 PM EST.

Comment ID #89408

Ah. I do hope for your sake that this will not be the norm.

By the way, did we get any further with the RP idea?

ILB September 10, 2010, 9:54 PM EST.

Comment ID #89411

I think a lot of people want to participate, just no one can host it. I might still try to start one up though this weekend, depends on how I feel and what I can get done.

Also I really want to play as Augusta now~

Leaving a Comment September 10, 2010, 9:56 PM EST.

Comment ID #89414

I could probably host it for you, if that is needed. ^_^

ILB September 10, 2010, 10:00 PM EST.

Comment ID #89416

Are ya sure? I could write up everything tonight (Character bios and setting) And then give you free control of the mod, how does that sound?

And it is the 20’s Gender-bender right?

Leaving a Comment September 10, 2010, 10:02 PM EST.

Comment ID #89419

One day at a shopping mall in the afternoon, a woman was coming out of the mall from a shopping spree. She was in a happy mood. She had gotten to her car and loaded her stuff that she had bought into her trunk. When she was done loading, she shut the door of her trunk and she saw an old lady standing by the passenger side of her car.

The old woman said “Would you be a darling and give me a lift home? I don’t have a car and I was walking all day.” The woman said “I’d be happy to.” So she unlocked the door for the old woman.
As she started to make her way around the car to the driver’s side, she started to feel uncomfortable. So when she got in the car, she looked in her purse and said “Darn, I can’t find my credit card. I’m going inside to see if anybody found it.” The old woman said “I’ll wait for you here.”

The woman left to go look for help. Then she found a security guard and told him the situation. They went back to the woman’s car and the passenger door was wide open. On the seat of the car was a shopping bag that the old woman had been carrying. Inside of the bag was the old woman’s dress and a gray haired wig, along with a huge butcher’s knife, a video camera, and a roll of duct tape.

Shotgun_wizard September 10, 2010, 10:10 PM EST.

Comment ID #89420

scary.

kazimierz (kazi) September 10, 2010, 10:11 PM EST.

Comment ID #89421

URBAN LEGEND

Leaving a Comment September 10, 2010, 10:12 PM EST.

Comment ID #89424

In other news, Posted image

Leaving a Comment September 10, 2010, 10:14 PM EST.

Comment ID #89425

I think that is what we decided, yes. But take your time, dear.

And that story is still better than your previous one, Wizard. ^_^

ILB September 10, 2010, 10:16 PM EST.

Comment ID #89480

damn it… said to myself: “vilhelm! you vill see ze next randum chat thru, to ze end!” that seems to have failed… seeing as how i have no idea whats happening….

also, why is shotgun wizard giving random storys? and are they true?

GoldenArbiter01 September 11, 2010, 1:16 AM EST.

Comment ID #89486

Urban legends.

Leaving a Comment September 11, 2010, 1:27 AM EST.

Comment ID #89488

i see… thanks la commie

GoldenArbiter01 September 11, 2010, 1:29 AM EST.

Comment ID #89489

*Bows then dashes off to write new RP*

Leaving a Comment September 11, 2010, 1:30 AM EST.

Comment ID #89491

I like posting these stories/urban legends.


aaaaa

Shotgun_wizard September 11, 2010, 1:40 AM EST.

Comment ID #89501

I have now finished seven books in less than seven days.

Posted image

J. Vincero (Jerk) September 11, 2010, 2:11 AM EST.

Comment ID #89526

@(Jerk)

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/ watch?xl=xl_blazer&v=ngbqB879_bc

:D

Well, it’s been a long week. I hope everyone here is doing well.

Sean September 11, 2010, 2:43 AM EST.

Comment ID #89529

Sean. Is your house on fire, Sean? :|

You need to get the Hell out of there and to a non-burning library or Starbucks with wifi.

J. Vincero (Jerk) September 11, 2010, 2:48 AM EST.

Comment ID #89532

Rick Astley September 11, 2010, 2:55 AM EST.

Comment ID #89535

:?:

*Looks around*

No, Why do you ask?

Sean September 11, 2010, 3:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #89536

Because that link suggested pictures of San Bruno burning to the ground. I assumed you were trying to tell us something.

Or maybe I’m a pyromaniac and don’t realize it. Boy, those suggestion boxes sure do tell a lot about oneself.

J. Vincero (Jerk) September 11, 2010, 3:09 AM EST.

Comment ID #89539

It was supposed to be a link to a robot chicken where zod is doing a workout video, at least that’s what I’m getting on my end.

Thanks for the concern, but I’m safe here on the East coast.

Aside from your literary triumph, how have you been?

Sean September 11, 2010, 3:13 AM EST.

Comment ID #89540

Not too bad. Book Two of Chaos Walking doesn’t have a soul-killing ending. Just a soul-killing beginning and middle. And the whole “I can’t kill so-and-so or I’ll become like him” theme is getting pretty old. ESPECIALLY if you know what happens when they let such-and-such villain live.

How’re you, Sean? I’m glad you’re not currently engulfed in flames.

J. Vincero (Jerk) September 11, 2010, 3:18 AM EST.

Comment ID #89544

I’m doing alright. Theatre has consumed my life again, but that’s what I get for not changing majors. It’s not all bad, just time intensive.

Glad it’s the weekend.

:D

Sean September 11, 2010, 3:25 AM EST.

Comment ID #89547

I’ll agree as soon as I get something of value accomplished. Like re-doing my resume and finishing some coursework. But I still feel like reading so nyeh. All I have to do to keep the integrity of my streak is finish another book in 36 hours. It occurs to me I finished a five hundred page book before dinner. Neat.

BRAG BRAG BRAG BRAG BRAG

J. Vincero (Jerk) September 11, 2010, 3:32 AM EST.

Comment ID #89548

Have fun reading your questionable material, but remember….BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU. ;)

Sean September 11, 2010, 3:36 AM EST.

Comment ID #89550

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU WATCH BIG BROTHER

Wait…

J. Vincero (Jerk) September 11, 2010, 3:40 AM EST.

Comment ID #89557

ever have a moment where you screw up forcing seratonin into your brain and forget about the last half hour?
its scarier because now apparently i have an animal skull in a pot.

kazimierz (kazi) September 11, 2010, 3:59 AM EST.

Comment ID #89558

Play me a song old piano man…

Vanilla*Ninja September 11, 2010, 4:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #89559

……….piano?

kazimierz (kazi) September 11, 2010, 4:02 AM EST.

Comment ID #89563

I got the words wrong, it’s

Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we’re all in the mood for a melody
And you’ve got us all feelin’ all right

Vanilla*Ninja September 11, 2010, 4:08 AM EST.

Comment ID #89566

k.
ive determined now that the skull is a racoon or something. ninja, please tell me wtf happened?

kazimierz (kazi) September 11, 2010, 4:10 AM EST.

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