Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I misinterpreted what la commie meant by “Join us kazi!”

EIGHT BOOKS, EIGHT DAYS.

huzzah! now you shall move on to number 9

I would, but I prefer to just pat you on the back as I hug you. ^_^

@Draix: has the auditions thread died?

A spartan never kneels, you should know that.

neither do insane teenagers with electric gloves and a mild god complex!

@jerk: i challenge you to read the complete works of shakespeare.

Read the introduction to the Scarlet Letter. The prologue part that everyone skips.

Where would one find electric gloves?

As in gloves that electrocute, or gloves that protect from electricity?

Oh…I didn’t think about the latter option. I thought he was talking about gloves that you could use to electrocute people.

They exist in RPGs. ^_^

blar! just looked at my bank account, seems i burnt through all my saved cash on chiropracter visits, without my saved cash its back to paycheck to paycheck with only food and rent being what i can afford, oh well i’ll give the chriopracter the news tommorow

gnomes exist in rpgs too as well as real life

Except I don’t think they enjoy being called gnomes in real life

My bad Garden oreinted verticly challenged people

Oh, you mean garden gnomes, I though you were refferring to midgets

@miw, they electrocute others, and im a blacksmith and i dabble in engineering, so i made them.

You made lawn gnomes that electrocute people?

That’s twelve kinds of awesome there sir.

That’s funny. What did you use for a power supply, a car battery in a backpack?

(Typing is not fun when your blisters have blisters.)

plug in taser, ac/dc converter, and lots and lots of batteries in one, and in the other im trying to make a car battery shaped to fit just under my armor.

and i may make electric lawn gnomes…..it DOES sound awesome…….

Imagine the possibilities with that one.

Lawn gnome home defense system XD

Garden Gnome frag mines are easier to do. Just fill with gunpowder and ball bearings and put one of those model rocket igniters on the bottom. Then all you need is a trap mechanism that completes the circuit, and there are thousands of ways to do that.

……..maybe i’ll put guns in their eyes…….imagine, a little kids ball goes into the neighbors lawn, he goes to get it, and BAM shot by a lawn gnome…… i am actually considering this

Probably a short-barrel .22 in one eye and a motion sensor or camera in the other eye. I personally like the camera better because it allows for greater accuracy, and the option to run them by remote control.

I just read a short story were these guys shot a baby. I don’t find killing children entertaining for once.

Where was it. It may improve my mood slightly.

lawn gnomes……………i will begin working on remote controlled gun shooting lawn gnomes now. maybe even add a flamethrower…… THEN I WILL UNLEASH MY ARMY UPON THE MASSES!!!!!
(still actually considering remote controlled gnomes with guns who move with wheels and can move their hands)

^Moving hands would be pointless and increase the weight. You might want to consider a different base for mobile versions, as the shape of lawn gnomes makes them good turrets, but unstable gun platforms when motorized.

yes, but the delicious irony!
first day of my irony plan- news headlines report that unicorn kills 12 in bloody rampage(horse with horn welded on trained to kill)
second day- street war between fish and gargoyles (self explanatory)
third day- lawn gnomes launch an armed invasion of the city this all happened in

Make mini-tanks with Lawn gnomes sticking out of the hatches.

those too, but i need infantry!
and imagine what the people will think! attacked by a unicorn, seeing a street war between fish and gargoyles, and being invaded by lawn gnomes!

Yeah, but you need infantry that can’t be defeated by a middle-aged bowling team.

You could mount them on a larger base to increase stability, but then the aesthetics are ruined. Maybe you could mount a self-righting system on the outside so they can just get back up…

maybe the feet could move a little……..and be big……

@Ninja, the story was in my English book.

Typical…

I might have to post a whiny reply shortly, its starting to get to me.

Kazi, do you want gnomes or clowns?

………both!!!!
this is gonna be AWESOME
……….i come from a land down under! i think………it mightve been a delusion…….dont even know why i posted that………..
but yeah, im gonna start workin on that as soon as i get all the tech to militarize lawn gnomes!

Good evening.

Looks like the plans for world domination are progressing well enough.

As an FYI, I am not the one who posted as Dr. Mike in the other thread. As much as I would like to participate with you guys, I’m continuing my sleep deprevation as I push forward on finishing the set and props for the theatre production opening in a week, as well as the lighting design I am entering in the Design Expo for USITT-SE which runs Thursday through Sunday. So hope you guys have fun and don’t end up getting trolled too much.

Take care.

Wheels make the conversion easy enough and can handle most paved surfaces. The up-righters can also be used to stabilize the gnome on steep inclines, though you may want to have more than two.

Ah it’s okay Sean, I figure Dr. Nico will appear atleast once every RP.

gnome assault on city………..
gyuagh! t3h 45350m3 is too much

*The Ninja puts up a very large sign emblazoned with bio-hazard symbols and the words “DANGER WHINY POST” in large red letters.*

I very much dislike having classes on weekends. I must admit that I needed to review basic wiring (If only to remind me to always, always, always double-check to hot wires with a multimeter in case my devious Sensei switched the circuit breaker back on), but Excavation 101 was totally unnecessary. I was swinging a pickax for so long, that I got blisters beneath my callouses which subsequently were ripped off, and now I have blisters beneath where the first ones were. Utterly pointless…

*The Ninja is now significantly less sour with that off his chest.*

well……….a friend of mine was declared legally dead, then came back on the weekend………..he said i was in hell, yelling at the devil
hope this story from my life has helped cheer you up more!

Yeah, I’m fine now.

Wasn’t there something I had said I would tell you before…

yes…….what was it?

something about your personal problems.

and i hate weekends doesnt count.