Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Oh, that.

Depressing and all that. Maybe not what we need on this thread right now.

*Give the Ninja a cookie to sweeten him up.*

@LaCommie!: No foreplay right now, dear. I have work to do.

…………i still havent gotten around to exploring those new cliffs yet……….maybe after school tomorrow……..

I do to I’m just choosing to ignore it.

Just don’t go getting yourself killed. I’ll never forgive myself for laughing about it if you do.

SEND IN THE GNOMES FIRST!

Ninja X La Commie OTP

*Because you asked.*

When I was younger, I suffered from anger management problems. I would become inordinately annoyed by small things and just explode in blind fury. It got me kicked out of a prestigious private school. My parents were not happy with me in the least and I was had to go to my local public school. I was the new kid there, and had all the new kid problems one usually faces, but I had a new best friend and things were beginning to look up. I felt I could trust him with anything. So, in an effort to assuage my guilt about getting kicked out of the private school, I told him what had been up to then, my secret.

Later that day at lunch, I saw him sitting with a group of our friends, and as I approached, I heard him telling them about how I was expelled. I was furious! He had betrayed me! How could he! I had trusted him! Without even thinking I stormed over to him, seized him about the neck, and tried my best to strangle him. My eyes must have blazed like fire, for I felt only anger. I could think of nothing besides ending his pathetic existence there and then. The teachers soon noticed what was going on and pulled us apart. As I stood there glaring at my friend, I saw the look in his eyes. He was scared and confused. His eyes showed suspicion and terror, but more than that, they seem to say that he could not understand my actions. That fool! How could he not expect me to be furious that he was spreading the only secret I had ever asked him to keep around the whole school! How could he…

Needless to say, I was suspended, and my parents were the maddest I have ever seen them. But the harshest punishment came from my friend. When I asked him why he was telling everyone about my previous expulsion, he told me he had forgotten that I had asked him to tell no one else. I had nearly killed my best friend because he had honestly forgotten. I was a monster. How could I have done such a thing? I had no right ot live, all I ever seemed to do was cause pain.

I had always identified with the heroes in stories, those who would strike down oppressors and kill the cruel villains, but now I found myself the villain, and I despised myself for it. For months I went to bed praying that I would not awake the next morning. I was a hideous animal, not even human. I would have killed my friend without hesitation; there would have been no realization of my wrong halfway, no Luke Skywalker moment of comprehension, no dramatic pause right before the final blow in which to consider my actions. I would have killed him if the teachers hadn’t intervened. I would have killed my best friend because he merely forgotten a promise.

I was in first grade at the time. And I have carried the guilt with me since that day. I always will. But the monster that I am is at least caged now, the fruits of years of effort. Yet I will always wonder if it will rear its ugly head again, and if I will be able to live with the fallout if it does…

HI ALL
anyone notice that i left

O.o

@ Noir: Yeah, you said you were going to train for a month. Has it been a month yet?

NINE BOOKS, NINE DAYS. Whoever replaced my eyes with pain orbs, please put them back. It’s not funny. >[

I’m going to throw up forever now.

Dear Jessie: if you keep being a cocktease, I swear to Allah, praise be to him, I will ravish you.

Yes, I did, Noir.

But welcome back. ^_^

Someone stole me!

Oh? How did this happen? ^_^

@*ninja: sepuko? did it even cross your mind?

@ninja-so?
remember, that was a long time ago and you are a different person now.

Pffff, Ninja, I tried to strangle people for less, fuck I strangled people for calling me by my real name

I stabbed and bit people and was incredibly violent as a child. It really has nothing to do with anything anymore. It’s not who you were back then it’s who you are now Ninja we all regret stuff but living in fear of the past is really a waste of time.

At least you weren’t 6’3” at 13 years old (not even exagerating) with anger problems like one kid I know. Much better now than he used to be, but even full grown adults were scared of this kid.

arrrggg!! Cock on a dick!!! the good new guy wuit one hour after they fired the crappy asshat who keeps skipping his shift! they didnt even have time to call him to tell him he’s fired for being a crappy asshat! now he’s back with full hours because its a damn skeleton crew as is!!!! ARRRRGGG!!!!

(Goldwulf here, sorry about the name)

Ass! Dick! Balls!

So God definitely works with karma. I just had the calculator that I stole the batteries for from my chem teacher die on me in the middle of a test.

Pfft. There’s no way that that one instance will get me to believe in karma. That was just a coincidence. Your chem teacher probably put those batteries where they were because they were almost dead.

No, I took these from my High school chem teacher when he wasn’t looking and in my College Chem class they went out. Karma.

You are a very poor thief.

Still don’t believe in karma/

Do you belive in the inoversal theory of dickery? it states that soewhere deep in space or Missurah, dwells the dick imp, a imp who cast hexes of dickery about on unsuspecting folks, this would certainly explain both mine and Commies problems

You don’t have to. Karma is a burning process with evil (such as stealing) as the fuel. And it doesn’t end when you die, and it didn’t begin when you were born.

Wut eva

Dickery Imp, thats bastards behind it all

People of Missouri get slightly miffed when you pronounce it “misery.” My mother grew up there.

Misery like in “Heat Miser”, or “This isn’t good”? ^_^

How can you eat pudding if you haven’t eated your meat? - A crow in a rope asked this, the kid answered, because i don’t have any meat, so neither i have any pudding. The crow laughed while he was feasting upon the kid’s eyes.

The end…?

Also, HAPPY 25 ANNIVERSARY SUPER MARIO AND FAMILY!!

Iiiiii’m Mister Heat Miser, I’m Mister Sun.
I’m Mister Heat Blister,
I’m Mister A Hundred and One

Folks call me Heat Miser
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch!
I’m too much.

I could also put my little adventure to Murphy’s law too.

Really? What happened? ^_^

Oh just the battery thing, I had to leave right then and I couldn’t think of a better word than adventure in the moment.

In other news, I will be resorting back to my LaCommie! handle until the MMG is over, so much easier to type than the whole thing.

Ah. Of course. ^_^

What the…wait testing…

Okay that is awesome

My lack of name is red, do I have Taeshi or Suitcase to thank/kill for this?

Damn cold today, snows expected by the end of the week

yes that is a nice addition they made to the site, make it much easir to see where you are in a conversation

*heavy sigh* Sheesh I’m off for one small weekend and this happens.

it seems to have been implememted just last night when i got home from work my name was in red with an accuseing YOU! after it…..they know…they know

looking back i notice my posts are red… how convenient. thank you suitcase. (if it was tae, i’m sorry for falsely thanking you. )

Mostly likely it was Suitcase, he is the website God after all.

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY SUITCASE!
if he can turn your name red, he can make puppies boil out of your blood and burst from your dying carcass

He can cover the forum in “Girly post” If he so chooses!!

^ GIRL POST GIRL POST GIRL POST GIRL POST GIRL POST

I want emo posts.

It would just say “BAWWWWWWWWW”

I think the blue colour scheme is rather nice. ^_^