Bittersweet Candy Bowl

HAHA

^HEY!

He’s not gay or straight. He’s more like a bus stop for body fluids.

<3 Ninja~

I love you too Commie~

GUYS!



I know an astronaut now.

Caaaaaan you feeeeeeeel the looooooove tooooniiiiiiight

sweet!

^So does everyone who’s read the Working Hard or Hardly Working? thread.

Pfff whatever Commie. I know plenty of Astronauts and their kids. My bro is friends with one and we might get to hang out with them in Japan.

——-> Grew up like 5 miles from NASA

SSHHHHH! I’m really excited about this!

i punched an astronaut once…….funniest day ever.

Wut

No! You don’t get to be excited!

^

ACE I WILL CUT YOU!!!!

Thanks for approving my message Ninja.

Oh dear I have to run off to a meeting. Tata!

*Stabs Ace with bear claws as he leaves.*

well, he was in town for some publicity thing, and i waited in the hotel, then ran down the hall shouting that space is a figment of my imagination, punched him in the face, placed a donut on his head, and ran on.
i did it to make him think this town was full of psychos.
just because.

Oh, my dear Commie, you have no idea what it is like to cut through flesh, you have no idea.
If anyone does any cutting around here, it will be me. I think I still have a heart in the freezer…

you should try it commie

*Ninja is now Jeffery Dalmer…

Destroyer of Worlds.

So just because I butcher my own venison, I’m now a serial killer and cannibal?

No, it’s because you kill, fuck and eat people in that order.

Are you confusing me with you? Because that definitely sounds like you, not mild little me.

It’s all in the order of the words, isn’t it? But yeah, that sounds awfully familiar.

*Ninja’s to do list:
Kill
Fuck
Drop of kids at school
Destroy school

sounds like me too.

Nope,It really isn’t just in the word order. The only blood I’ve tasted is my own. Besides, once you’ve smelt the odor of burnt human flesh, you have absolutely no temptation whatsoever to try it.

i did.
(serious here)

And Gabe, “Drop of kids at school”?

Just how ancient do you think I am?

i always thought of you as being about 45 personally

…

@ kazi: He’s, like, 16. D:

So, I guess that makes him Naruto?

I can make that joke, I’ve made peace with my gods.

i just wanted to bust his balls on that.
but 16? i always thought you were in college

I…think he might be… =/

heh

@kazi: I come across as a middle-aged man who is so pathetic that he goes online and pretends to be a Ninja!?!?!?! COME ON!!!!!!!!!!

@Vincero: You needn’t have bothered. There will be no gods where you are headed. You should be enjoying what little time you have left. I am coming for you.

And by the time I finish classes this year, I will have done enough work to be exempted from a year and a half of college classes.

they say that in hell, if you can beat the devil, you are declared king.

thats my whole plan

@ninja-really? i only took 2 college level courses so far and im a senior……i dont struggle or anything, i just dont like school work………….

That is a very big if, and the record speaks for itself about his chances…

I WILL LEAD THE ARMIES OF BARBARIANS AND NAZIS AGAINST THE DEVIL!!!

The Ninja Curriculum is very demanding.

well, you are definitely less lazy then me.

Nobody really wants to kill me. They know in their heart of hearts that I will kill the kindly being that partitions our worlds and emerge from a screaming hellmouth as a Lovecraftian Horror if anything happens to me here.

No, just more adept at procrastination.

Procrastibation