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Comment ID #88983

Title says it all. Just come up with your own.
I’ll start!

*Man walks with a plate of hard boiled eggs*
“This is gonna be the best lunch ever!”
*he trips*
*face lands on eggs which are on the floor*
*Heratio walks in*
“Looks like hecounted his chickens”
*puts glasses on*
“before they hatched”
YEEEEEEAAAAAH!!!

Draixen September 10, 2010, 12:09 AM EST.

Comment ID #89062

Frank, I think this joke’s been…
*puts on sunglasses*
…done to death.

J. Vincero (Jerk) September 10, 2010, 5:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #89572

you forgot the YEEEEEAAAAAH!!!

Draixen September 11, 2010, 4:15 AM EST.

Comment ID #89579

Well that’s egg on your face…

Vanilla*Ninja September 11, 2010, 4:22 AM EST.

Comment ID #89653

Well thats awesome, however I…
*puts on sunglasses*
…cant pull this off

YEEEEAAAHhhh…… *sigh*

Chazfullmetal September 11, 2010, 8:17 AM EST.

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