Bittersweet Candy Bowl

So, we all know that we here have time to waste on the forums (and I wouldn’t have it any other way!), but a few of us also have to work. So, my question to all you fine people is thus: What do you do for a living? Myself, I find myself employed by NASA, and feeling very small looking down on earth from the ISS (International Space Station).

@nero: pictures or gtfo.

i personally am a full time student. i just recently started to editing (books, plays, movies) that people write. its good.

im the president of Peru!!

Nah just kidding i work nights at a grocery store, steady hours, good pay, better than my old man earns working for the city and damn fine benefits.

I sell forumites to prostitution on the side while attending college.

…….im just crazy

I am currently job hunting.

Very few people want to hire me.

Full time student, although i have a job at my school’s ITSS centre, 15 an hour is nice, but considering i can only work 3 hours a week…

@adam, your biggest weakness is your ambitious, your cheerful, and work well with others. this is your story.

I work for Auntie Comi

In reality: I am a high school student, but i work in our school’s theater department. I got in to the Thespian Honor Society that way. HELL YEAH!

EDIT: Why do i keep forgetting

[Draixen]

i………….. find certain people….

Haven’t caught me yet!

@CH Still haven’t caught me for dating freshmen <_< >_> *runs away*

Chronic masturbation.

@Jerk As a job?! XD

I work for the US government. It’s part of the “stimulus package.”

that sounds like a good job.

XD XD XD XD XD XD So that’s where they get money for stimulus checks. They take the sperm and sell it to sperm banks, which give them money, which they give to us. It all makes sense now o___O

In the day:
I work for the TI people, on the Nspire embedded software testing. I like my job as tester, and the money is good too.

In the night:
I’m just a Frustrated Writer that does some works for people, as writing requiems, some songs, dedications and stuff.

There…now go back to your interesting life

I’m a student, and a master procrastrinator. In fact, I rarely do work at all. ^_^

Procrasturbation.

… No. I don’t think so, honey. ^_^

I haven’t even explained what it means yet! D:

Oh, please do. But I am not doing it either way. ^_^

I am an over-full time Ninja in training. The Academy’s workload is criminal.

@Golden: My bad, how could I have neglected the awesome?
http://s838.photobucket.com/albums/zz306/ Nero_Amatam/?action=view&current=Earth.jpg
http://s838.photobucket.com/albums/zz306/ Nero_Amatam/?action=view&current=Earth2.jpg
http://s838.photobucket.com/albums/zz306/ Nero_Amatam/?action=view&current=Earth3.jpg
http://s838.photobucket.com/albums/zz306/ Nero_Amatam/?action=view&current=Earth4.jpg
http://s838.photobucket.com/albums/zz306/ Nero_Amatam/?action=view&current=Earth5.jpg
http://s838.photobucket.com/albums/zz306/ Nero_Amatam/?action=view&current=Sean.jpg

You actually are in space?

I don’t know whether I should believe you or not, but if you are, that is marvellous. ^_^

Dude if those pictures are legit you might possibly be the coolest person in the forum.

They are legit, and gravit is for weenies… or at least people who like to not have their laptop bouncing off the frigging walls…
AND I swear upon my forum honor (for whatever that is worth) that I actually am in space.
Edit: Ironically, despite being up here I actually enjoy playing EVE Online as well

Hows the connection up there?

You’ve just earned yourself the title of “most fantastic forum denizen”. ^_^

Pretty good I expect. No atmospheric interference to mess up his satellite connection.

excellent! I havent dropped below 5 bars, but sunspots have been very inactive recently, so that may change. For those who do not know, high levels of sunspots will wreak havok on communications that arent shielded by something like the Ozone layer.

@ ILB: haha, despite that I doubt I will ever be as well known as Jerk or Kaxbe.

Or as under-appreciated as I am.

We appreciate you, ninja, whether you realize it or not.

Dude you are a freakin astronaut!! That gets around and I’m pretty sure you’ll get know pretty quick. And yeah Jerk and Kaxbe are pretty well known but they live on the site so yeah…

*Ahem* Look at which name I was using please.


sarcastic!

Well, maybe. If it does get out, I expect that this will be even more posted than Random Chat… Hm. GO FORTH AND ADVERTISE! XD

We charge $25 an hour for our marketing services.

Customer service man at a grocery chain, I tell dumb people they’re right and then pay them money to go away.

I feel like Nero is the ultimate forum lurker now, I mean, He’s watching over all of us at this very moment.

That’s cool Draxien, you get to join the hallowed ranks of fine actors across the US.

LIKE ME -Officer of Troupe #1958 3 years ago.

Oh and yah the thread topic. When I’m not busy conquering species of animals I’m busy being a Pre-Vet student and working as a Vet Tech.

indeed. I know what you did last summer… and all I have to say is: o.O

^Mediocre movie

Really?! Could you tell me cause I totally forgot what I did that summer…

In a zero-G environment, with all that masturbating, I’m surprised it’s not more like being trapped in a smelly snowglobe.

sorry, thats classified. XP

^

@Lacommie: With all the booze, I’m not surprised.JK
@Jerk: Same here. That was my immediate thought upon boarding was “WTF, Why is it so clean?” When I made a mention of it, all I got were laughs. While I have no doubt that its there somewhere, I haven’t stumbled across it yet, and hopefully will continue to avoid it.

Considering all the vetting they have to do to you to get into that program, couldn’t you charge someone with grand larceny if they stole some of that airborne semen to sell to a fertility clinic?