Bittersweet Candy Bowl

This is a thread for CRACK PAIRINGS that would NEVER HAPPEN no matter HOW BADLY you want them or HOW HILARIOUS you think they will be. Simply name the crack pairing, why you want it/why it’s hilarious, and then go about your way.

And now that lotsa people have been doing genderbending, the crack pairings get more ridiculous.

Note:
For the sake of the thread, no MikexLucy, MikexSandy, PauloxLucy, etc… This is a crack pairing thread, not an OTP thread.

zachary x paulo’s dad

CrotchGuyFromBar x Lucy’s Mom
Just because.

Oh, hi, Adam. You’re speaking for once? ^_^

But yes. Basically anything involving Yashy.

I forgot to change my name…

Female Paulo x Female Mike

Chirpy x Zachary.

“Ooo, SurfyKitty, I don’t think that goes there!”

LucyxJordan o.O

But that’s the OTP…

crapcrapitycrapcrapcrap!
I forgot to change my name to

PauloxPoodles of Noodles xD

AmayaxLucy. I do sincerely love this pairing. <3 As to why, it did just start out as a random urge to make a crack pairing…but I love it now. I know it wouldn’t happen ever, but Amaya would treat Lucy so nicely, I know she would.

And as for a completely random one…MikexYashy. I drew it once, and actually got addicted. |D; It sort of spawned from the earlier chapters where Lucy told Yashy Mike was not a pedo.

Ah hell, i named a lot in another thread.

AbbeyxTess, PauloxJess (we all know this is never happening again), Abbey’s Dad’s fistx Abbey’s Mom, and finally the best pairing ever….


AutumnxAbbey<3~ I swear to God if I ever get around to it there will be multiply fanfics about this pair.

Autumn x Abbey is the best ever.

It will happen I just have to have a good reason for Autumn to appear with Abbey remaining a boy…. What? I don’t like yaoi fangirls….

Crack scientists.

What? It happens in the movies. ^_^

@LaCommie

Abbey’s Dad’s Fist x Abbey’s Mom?

Great scott. That’s a turd move that made me laugh about 3 minutes straight.

Yashy x CRAZY SEX ED LADY! o_________O

Jinx…

Oh, wait. I meant:

Commie…

@Jinx, it was a joke awhile ago when someone posted the 33th thread about “Who’s your fav character?” and I posted Abbey’s dad and that he needed more love. Then proceed to talk about OPT him and both Abbey’s mom and Paulo’s mom.

The fist is for LOLz.

@LaCommie: The easiest way to get impossible things to happen is to send someone to an alternate dimension. Ever think of sending ol’ rabbit ears down the rabbit hole?

Tee hee, I just had a Jerk moment.

AND YES NINJA!!! This shall happen….just give me time…

*Runs off to harbor unhealthy obsession.*

Hehehee. Looks like the wonderland theme returns.

Just keep a look out for the queen of hearts, she may not like intruders…

But we can all agree that Lucy is a better Queen of hearts, in this situation, I can’t help but see Daisy as her.

The Mad Hatter (Johnny Depp) is now permanently stuck on my eyeballs. I see him in all the advertisements. ^_^

Which reminds me. David and Cathie.

…ILB that might be the most crack of all crack pairings….

You think so? I’m sure I could find something with even more crack in it if I wanted to. ^_^

Like Justin and Cathie, of course.

When ever someone mentions Cathie, I think of Katherine Woods from MMG 3. Me and MiwA worked that death scene so well…

^crackiest?

Actually scratch that, most crack pairing is PauloxKatherine from MMG 3.

I swear after Paulo didn’t die, David got sent to jail for him and Katherine and Paulo ran off and lived happily ever after. SWEAR TO GOD that’s what happened.

Dr. Mike Nicopolis and Monseigneur Mitchell Sandeur.

Lampy and the love notes that Mike used to get.

Crazy Sex Ed TeacherxPaulo’s Dad.
Paul xAbbey
LucyxSandy
YashyxAnyone
Lucy’s MomxMike

And the list goes on!

What about YashyxBlur? That’s not too crack and he falls under everyone….

Paula x Michael
Carter x Carson
Jess x Carter
McCain x Carter

PaulaxMicheal? HOT.

if you are going to make a pairing, make it with characters of the comic, not those created or morphed things.

Example: McCain x Mike
Carson x Carter


PS: I hate using “something”x”something else”, it makes me feel dumb

Carter x Carter x Carter

Oh and d’aww that’d be purty Taeshi. Really purty.

CarsonXRoger… Idk why

@Shotgun, these are crack pairings, they are suppose to be stupid.

And I was being sarcastic about PaulaxMike. That’s just silly…

FifthGradeLucyxThatUglyGirlWhoLooksKindOfLikeSandy .

Daisy’sAbdomenxMike’sTorso

@J.vincero

did you spend an hour making those up? LOL!

Thirty seconds at best.

Nice…

We call him jerk for a reason, although I’m not sure what it is…