Bittersweet Candy Bowl

seriously who is that balck cat….
why is he there what does he want?

Larken is one of many fancharacters who Taeshi approves of.
He has no interest for the main cast status and you will not see him in the main story except for cameos.

This is Liam all over again. ^_^

We have to get rid of this thread before catsby sees! Oh wait I’ve only put it to the top! Noooooooo

Larken’s a total dick.

Oh, and Radial, Larken would absolutely despise most of the main cast.

I heard there’s a lot more like Larken, only they have to use separate water fountains and such.

I like Larken. There’s something about a cat that can immediately make David fly backwards in fear like there were Park-Bears around

You’re thinking of Mike,who is an original character not a fan character

Larken. nice name. *sighs*

i suuuuuck at realistic fancharacters

Larken isn’t even a real real first name. It’s a surname. I just adapted it to be a first name.

Because I suck like that.

Just wondering, how the hell did jerkshipping start anyways?

I coined the term for something hideous and Taeshi mutated it into something marginally more acceptable. Which apparently designates a completely new way of talking dirty.

@Taeshi
Woah, hey wait!? McCain’s a fan character!? Huh… I probably should’ve known that.

i was surprised too but McCain always did seem out of place. Whoever invented him would get along with me. ^_^

He is Mike, dressed in black with a bell on his neck, it’s his disguise to annoy Lucy with total anonymity. There, Solved.

Don’t believe me? Look at the color of his collar!! It’s blue.

‘Rixx invented McCain.
Toasty invented Liam.
Lisa invented Fiona.
Kaxbe invented Larken.

And I invented characters that Taeshi will never put in the comic or even attempt to visualize because they all have priapism and mild autism.

I have many fancharacters too, but theyre all waaaaay to fantasy for a canon place. For instance my main character has an alter-ego and a unique prosthetic metal right arm called “automail” based on FMA’s automail.

Speaking of which, i read on an FMA discussion website that automail was designed and built by some college students based on FMA automail and attatched to a cat that had had its leg ran over by a car. The process of attatching it however, was incredibly painful to the cat no matter how many sedatives they gave it

(automail is a bio-mechanical prosthetic limb made of metal alloys designed to be a more durable version of a flesh limb and works as a replacement. THe process of attatching it requires the automail to be connected to the patients nerves and also needs more parts of the body amputated to accommodate the machinery necessary. This is extremely painful)

Despite the extreme pain suffered, the cat narrowly survived and the automail worked perectly, but it is unlikely that automail like that will ever happen in our lifetimes as it is too dangerous too use on humans.

Wut.

lool.

I thought it was interesting!

and its too short to make a thread of it sooo….. there it is.

Well, just the one.

And gimme some credit, Taysh, you haven’t even heard anything about him! D:

(Hint: He has priapism.)

to be honest…i did not expect to go away for the weekend with and return with 22 replies….thank you….

I saw that picture in gallery….lucyXlarken does look pretty cute…but I, being a manic depressive with a confusingly chivalristic moral standing, don’t like him.

He’s a dick with a heart of gold and a bitter outlook on life.

@Taeshi i kinda had a fancharacter but it’ll probably sound stupider outloud than in my socially deprived mind

TELL US ANYWAYS PLEASE

alrite…….Marcus Granger
Abysinian light-grey
Wears a trench coat

A socially awkward 16 year old
He never really fitted anywhere,
Prefering to observe and imagine
Conversations.

He had a recent history of
disturbing social events where he
was abandoned by 12 or so friends,
Although he appears quite calm. He
Tends to compress his opinions unhealthily
or write them as cheesy poetry

…yeh i didnt think it was that good

@Magnus: NOW THAT IT HAS BEEN EXACTLY A MONTH AND TWO DAYS I will tell you what I think of your fancharacter.
He sounds like how Larken was originally. Larken wasn’t originally a jerk. I mean, just look at him in “Out of Frame”, does he even seem remotely jerkish? Larken was awkward at first but because of personal preference. He didn’t want attention. Blah blah blah blah you made a pre-Larken.

@Kaxbe

Ahh!!

but did he write shitty poetry