Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I thought one day what I would be like if I was a carecter in the comic. So I want you to tell me who you would be, who your friends are, and what role you play in the plot.

So I will start you all off with mine. Well I would be a side-person not doing much but still appearing ocasonaly to interact with their lifes. I would be friends with Abby, Mike, Paulo (although I would be angry at him for all the sex with the three girls.), David and, daisy. I feel bad for Lucy but I woudent try to be friends unless she makes an effort to befriend me. I wouldent play much of a role in plot but I would support my friends when they needed help.

I’d be the one who makes Lucy cry after yelling at her for being unable to find the lines of cocaine I was trying to snort off her buttocks.

So Paulo, basically.

I would be the wizard of the school.

I would probably spend my time imagining what it would be like to know them and never end up saying anything. Or, I would talk and they would think I was absolutely insane.

If being in the comic was anything like my highschool years, I would be a person most people knows of, but not really someone most people get to know. I would probably be end up being friends with either Daisy or Abbey (they seem most likely to introduce themselves and make friends with someone new) or David (balances out my very calm/neutralness with his wackyness). I would probably know most of the cast through association and/or rumors, but probably be on the outside of the friend circle. Due to my personality, I would most likely be someone they’d go to to get an opinion and an outside view on a situation.

So yeah; in terms of position in the group, I would be Amaya with the personality of McCain.

I would be the slightly mysterious kid in the back of the room who always seems to be sneaking around out of habit.

i would be the guy wasting hours of time doing random retarded shit.
‘Cause that’s what I do.

“Accidentally” blow up the science labs.

i would be the guy that gose lone-wolf style and ignoring most of them all and use most of my time work on my warhammer 40k models but anyway i was gone punch mike in the face HES BLINDER THEN A BAT ON THE SUN

Start a chapter of the Black Panthers with Larken.

Me? I would probably be appearing randomly in the background, if at all. ^_^

if i were in the comic…..i would not be very significant…i’d be like that randomn charater that sent the lov poem to mike

I would be the last human going to a furry populated highschool

Backgroud character.

Occasional “SHUT UP” when the cast is fighting.

I would be quite a law abiding student!

I’d be that quiet kid who is really loud when he actually feels like talking or when he really gets into a conversation, making outrageous gestures while doing so. People would see this as annoying. I’d know a lot about all the gossip in the school, which would lead to a lot of problems for the main cast. I’d be a side character that would be friends with Rachel and Jess while hanging out with Augustus in hopes we’d bang.

I would be those fan-characters that Taeshi hates.

I wouldn’t call myself insignificant, as I… instigate a lot of the things that happen in the class. (Never, never nominate yourself as art monitor: nothing good comes of it).

i’d spend most of the time hitting on Mikes mom

I’d be the extremely shy kid when you haven’t known me and the lax and collected one once you have. I’d probably be friends with Mike, Daisy and Abbey as they’re the most welcoming ones. I’d then proceed to blend in with the circle of friends and eventually be someone along the lines of Sue.

You have an unhealthy obsession with Augustus, Gabriel. ^_^

I just know that Abbey was a total badass at one point, changing when his dad started being a dick.

Abbey and I would find rapecat and beat him to death with our bare hands.

I’d try to talk augustus into being less of a tool, then start my own rivalry to dethrone the spotlight whores: mike, lucy, paulo.

Then Daisy and Abbey could become more mainstream, and I’d probably use dave by filling his mind with bad ideas that forward my plans. Before you know it I’ll end up being a bigger monster than that guy in the back alley, and then after a fight sequence that shatters history itself, I’ll have a huge emotional monologue about blah blah blah and I’d be very sorry and then a lot of things would go back to normal except I’d be…

Wait… what? Sorry I lost my train of thought… um… so yeah that’s my plan to… take over… the world.

Cause mayhem with David, make sex jokes with Paulo, try to destroy Daisy with cynical-ism, try to befriend Lucy and help her over come the dependency issues, and just hand with the rest of the cast.

Oh also kill Katie so there won’t be two in the comic. So yeah, basically the same things I do in the random chat.

can’t wait for lil to vomit/respond on this thread.

If I were a character in the comic I’d be the stick that lucy- I MEAN! I would be Mike, not that he is cool right now but, I’d like to get a better understanding on what he goes through all the time, he sounds like a nice guy with a cruel world constantly tearing him down. It seems things never go his way and he needs some more happiness in his life (or maybe some better friends….)

I would avoid the main cast at all times because of all the drama they attract and how insane they are. I’d rather hang out with some of the cool background characters who most likely don’t get in much drama and live happy lives that aren’t based off every one of their friends being in love with each other.

It’d be nice.

What Toasty said. I tend to stay away from the people that seem too emotional or crazy. I would just creep over to the other side of the hallway whenever I see the main characters and think “meh, hormonal people are straaaange” and turn on my mp3 player to drown out the arguing.

I wasn’t exactly popular in my school or anything, I only had a few friends and stuff. But near the end of my time in high school a lot of people ‘knew’ me, apparently because my tendency to draw and sketch a lot was known by a lot of people or common knowledge or…. something…. 0o People liked my art :’D But then some people would pick on me for drawing so much so it evened out, lolz.

I’m thinking that my character would be something like that in the BCB world. Some people would recognize me as the girl who draws a lot, because of the things I’d make in art class and everything, but I’d only be friends with like, two or three people and would probably never interact with the main cast.

I dont know what I would do, I’ll get back to you on that

I don’t think I would ever actually want to be in the comic *shivers.* However seeing as this is a harmless (well hopefully harmless) thought exercise…

Most likely I’d be something of a side character, perhaps an old friend of Abbey from X years past and would have a very limited tolerance for David. My name would not be revealed to the readers at any point.

I would stalk McCain or something

Tell Sandy Mike found someone else and viceversa. And then watch the chaos ensue >:]

Find out whether or not anthropomorphic cats have barbed cocks.

@Jerk o_O Good point…

I ask the hard (and possibly thorny) questions.

haha punny!

were i in the comic, i would be a background mad scientist type. every now and then youd see a marv rigged up on a squirrel running around with a mini sword.

^^pwn. Idk might do something like that. Exept with a remote control airplane and paint balls. Imagine how David would respond to having paint splatter on his head.

I would look around and go “why does it smell like angst here? and why is everybody a furry? And why do I feel that something awesome/sad will happen in the next few months?”

and I would be a background character always saying those lines when I apeared.

I am already Paulo’s Dad’s Wifey. So there is no debate over who I /would/ be.
I have no friends.
I stay at home and have insane sexy sex with Paulo’s Dad alllll day long.

THE END.

I’d laugh my ass off for 4 years because I had to live through all this ridiculousness in high school…and frankly its just as entertaining now as it was then. Angst can be annoying but it means life is never boring, and I can’t stand boring.

Well nothing to bad hasent happened to me yet but it’s only the third week of school. I don’t want it, but it’s as inevitable as death. ( to be brutally honest.)

I’d be a friend to all the main ‘good’ characters and be a mediator and a defender against my friend’s enemies.

I would definately be bezzies with Amaya and Sue I would be, like, Amaya’s silence interpretor That would rule.

If i was in the comic I wouldn’t exist there fore I would be in the comic but at the same time I wouldn’t cuz I don’t exist other than a figment of Teashi’s imagination…. Also I would steal Amaya from Heb aka Zoe xD

I would murder all your Gary Stu fan characters with my bare hands and then kill myself lest I become one too.

Dammit Amaya is mine >: ( Back off slowly…

I’d be the guy who punches Michael in the face and yell at him to at least give Lucy a chance….

All joking aside, I’m not sure who I’d be friends with. Maybe Paulo, though I would be annoyed by him every now and again. Daisy maybe, since she’s so nice. I would be intimidated, or annoyed with Lucy in real life, maybe friends with Michael.

Other than that, I don’t know. I’d try to be a nice guy, help others, make sure they don’t feel too bad about themselves. I’d be shy, wimpy, a nerd. Such and such.

I would be like the cousin of David and McCain. When not being wacky, I’m usually quiet. I’d probably try to help Mike and Lucy to stop being angry with each other for one minute for them to talk things out. I’d kidnap them Tess style like at the beginning of the vacation arc and lock them in a room. Talk things out or you don’t leave this room.

As for Paulo, I’d probably be a friend since I would be friends with David, hopefully being there no negate any bad advice he gives to Paulo.

Everyone else, meh dunno. McCain, I think the answer would be obvious or somethin.

Oh, I actually discussed this with Spacemouse.

I’d shoot Sandy and force Michael and Lucy together and they’d be forever happy~

I’m the kind of guy that is usually quiet and calm during school time but can get fired upand wild at some points. I’m also the kind hearted but will kick your ass if you mess with me kind of guy so I would probably be the dumb-ass that would befriend the gang and get stuck trying to fix there problems. To start off, kick Mike’s ass and get him to date Lucy, Kick Augustus’ ass for the trouble he’s caused, then KILL the guy from the alley. Problems solved.