Bittersweet Candy Bowl

i wouldnt be threatened… i would veiw it as a personal challenge!

I heard about a rap star with a solid gold tank.

Insurance premiums must be Hell on that thing.

Good thing he’s worth $661 mil.

Well, Arbiter, then it only remains to see how you would react to the guy on the other side of your street. He’s got an anti-tank gun and an F-16 in his backyard. ^_^

I think I know that guy…

Hey Nero, just wondering, if you’re on wireless up there, is there any significant delay?

You should, he’s the guy that stuffs your stockings with grenades every year…He also uses IEDs as mousetraps.

Grenades? Better put a Tsar Bomba under his bed, so when the alarm rings, bum, little big, big, big surprise…

I love white trash television. The paternity test show put my physical suffering in perspective.

All you need to see how sane you are these days is a does of England’s The Jeremy Kyle Show.

I’m watching Jerry Springer right now. I prefer Maury though. Jerry’s hilarious, don’t get me wrong, but Maury is funnier because he’s not trying to be funny so I have more room to make jokes while I’m watching.

For quality mindless TV, nothing beats a Pommie shouting at a load of sluts. ¬-¬

someone seriously needs to kick Maury in his box, he is a Taint pixe and an annoying one at that

Heeee <3

See, I get to do this because I finished all my shit a few days early. And read a mildly depressing book with no characters that I could really connect to. Hell, I’ve read five books a week for the past six weeks. I get to be retarded.

are you the father of this child?

aw hell no Maury!! that slank be sleepin with my brother Clovis and mayor Buford!

You is too the father he has your mullet!

YES. A MILLION TIMES YES.

I wrote a seven page paper today in two hours. This might not seem like a lot but considering I stopped to play games every paragraph, I’m pretty happy.

YAY!

Im afraid Lashhequwa that Bubba Ray is not the father! however he is your brother!

I knew some thing was off when i met him at the family reunion Maury but i was too drunk off the gas fumes at the time!

Yeah bitch! that baby aint mine! woooH! Woooh! Woo…wait? wha?

…incest? ¬.¬

I always read through these and i can only say this:

ILB. Your witty commentary and downright infectiously posative nature leaves me with no end of amusement and warm fuzzy feelings. I agree with the earlier part of the random.

She does rule the world, shes just so subtle about it and her weapons so powerful (smiles soft giggles and such), noone even realizes it.

Not realize it? We’ve said as much many times. :|

You just wait… One day, it’ll be kittens with tasers.

ILB = Isama Lin Baden :O

The truth is finally emerging ;_;

Oh my God, ILB we have found you out!!! How did you get internet reception from a Cave?

He have 56k modem dial up connection. Hey, run 200 km’s of wire from the nearest city, the telephone line was cheaper than UTP cable or Optical fiber. And, he is mad because he can’t watch pron at high speed. He is *Dramatic Face, and puts glasses on* Frustrated

I believe it is a “She”? But then, what do i know T_T

no fw… thats you.

ilb is clearly osama’s wife.

Good evening fellow forumites. I see you have all been busy keeping the conspiracy of ILB alive.



“And now for something completely different.”

Beware the Monkey Paw!

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/

ugh…headachhe

hmmm… new vg cats eh? wow… i dindt think scott had it in him…

clearly i was correct.

@(nameless) I recommend sleep and/or Tylenol.

@ GoldenArbiter01: It only took him about a month.

dude, i think i knew someone who overdosed on tylenol. i jogged with him through the river all the time. he looked like the bear we found.
and sleep is not necessary. i havent slept since this many days ago!

That is the dumbest way to kill yourself.

NO!, the other guy got eat by the bear the third time we saw it!

No, I meant overdosing on Tylenol. You can do it, but it takes about a month during which your liver or kidneys shut down.

Okay Tramadol helping headache (somewhat), I recently discovered this http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet? all_comments=1&v=Ua6pbz3ROvQ. Who ever made that game is just sadistic…

That video was removed, Namedawg.

liver

OH come one! It was there 10 minutes ago! God Damn Youtube!

I can’t be expected to remember things I don’t need to remember.

i wanna fight a bear now……..>:[

Don’t leave us hanging, (nameless), tell us what was there.

AND GET ME A BEAR!!!!

No kazi! No bear for you!!

hey, leaving a comment, i want a bear NOW!!!

new link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua6pbz3ROvQ

@Jerk: Some kind of Mario ROM hack…scary hard, but laughing at others pain is always funny.
@kazi: u r weird

b-bear

Oh just go out and get your own bear.

I think 9/10 people on IRC annoy the fuck out of me.