Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Oh dear lord never again Jerk.

Terrible puns are something I abhor, but something I make all the time.

ahhh god awful puns

You’ve been punked.

someone shoot me.
the puns are THAT bad

Don’t anybody shoot him, it’ll just piss him off.

i really hope there isnt a hidden pun in that one.

What’s the point of concealing a pun? Really? I mean, might as well make the pun obvious so it doesn’t sneak uP UN people.

spite
(OH GOD THE HORRIBLE PUNS)

Please leave all puns in the appropriate thread. Thank you for your compliance.

*heavy s…,(nameless) collapses out of the sheer stupidity of the puns*

he also suffered from the sheer stupidity of his goddamn computer

It’s because he hyperventilated. Look what you tools have done to him!

I hope there was no second layer of meaning to that pun. ^_^

i’d say you should be locked away in a mental asylum for bringing these terrible puns here Jerk, nut your so critical you just end up as a judgemental pataint!

(your not actually too critical, that puns been floating around the old noggin for a week or so and i needed to use it)

Yawn…Morning all

Morning Triplesexy.
Tired?

meh, little bit. Standard work night. nothing much new here

Hello there. ^_^

I hear ya. I stayed up working/posting a BCB Meme and now it looks like it needs to be resized/reuploaded.

Morning ILB.

The Two Sentence Challenge is a success. I am…proud.

Now I have to call my doctor and make a bitch fit over a sore throat. This wouldn’t be a big deal except this drug that I’m on makes it so they have to watch my immune system like a hungry hungry hippo hawk.

A hungry hungry hippo hawk?

thats a texas sized bird to you or me, i think

It’s a really fat hawk that hunts by waiting in trees and falling on its prey.

ah like the elusive Austalian drop Bears

This is the most hilarious nature conversation since “which endangered species would taste the best.”

Rare tortoises, they come with their own serveing bowls

Heard of drop bears from the australian guy at work, aparently a common joke on toursists

There’s this tree in California with spiny seeds practically the size of bowling balls. It’s called a “ghost tree” because it creates ghosts.

Drop bears are just koalas with heavy fanny packs.

Too soon?

@Jerk: I’ve seen that tree, that’s a weird tree

I saw an ad for BCB on a furry website. XD

@ (nameless): You have the coolest state, God damn you.

@ that guy: Alert Taeshi and Suitcase, this atrocity must not pass unnoticed.

@J. Vincero
how do I?

@ that guy: I was mostly just kidding, but if you think they’re not aware of and would not condone advertising toward furries, there are email contacts at the bottom of the page.

Beware: Suitcase can be a pretty mean person sometimes. ;-;

Ah, you were kidding. It’s kind of hard to figure out if people are kidding or not over the internet

And it begins again. I expect to see a number of Furry-related threads come up very soon.

@ that guy: Neither Taeshi nor Suitcase see the comic as furry. That it has characters that might be identified so by furry fandom is incidental as the characters were created first merely as cats and dogs and such. The whole situation is incidental. Anyway, sorry for the misunderstanding. I honestly don’t know whether or not it’d be a concern to them, but on some level I doubt that it would be.

@ Major Tom: ARGH WE’VE ALREADY DONE THIS BEFORE WHYYY I am going to post the percentage diagram again and again until everyone knows the answer.

@ everyone else: I suspect Jessie of cheating on and/or lying to me, so I am going to get high for the rest of the day some way or another. BAI BAI

@Johnny: Are you absolutely sure? If so, you need to just sit down with her and bring it up to make sure it’s not a misunderstanding. You probably know her well enough to tell if she’s lying or not. I’m sure you already know all of this, so good luck and I hope things work out.

Yes, good luck

@Jerk (farther back): Yes, yes I do.
aaaaand…drama, more drama

Aw Jerk, *Hugs* I’m sure it is just a drug induced misunderstanding.

@Jerk: I’m almost afraid to ask but which drugs are you taking?

Just lots of xanax. Really all I have.

Also, my TV just broke.

Looking at this “Recruiting Students with Disabilities” thing. Going to apply for a job as an archivist at the Army base in Houston using my uncle as a reference. He was a colonel and a base commander.

*hugs*

When it rains it pours. Bawwwwww~

*Man hugs jerk*
dont worrry buddy you’ll get through this and it might not be as bad as you think

you should stock pile all of the evidence, and then rethink the situation. if it is still as bad as you think, confront her and ask her about it. (@jerk btw)

Music Show this weekend! And Sir Geldof is making a guest appearance! Dared one of my mates to ask him why doesn’t he like Mondays…

I wanna hug everyone in the forum right now….

*Proceeds to do just that.*

I look the exact opposite of the way I feel. *hork*

Um, is that a good or a bad thing?