Bittersweet Candy Bowl

That is a good point, I hadn’t gotten into missiles, I was thinking more along the lines of cannon shells. When It boils down to it, Plastic ammo and guns, Magnetic shielding, and some good old-fashioned fighting could take down just about anything as far as lasers go.

Alrighty guys I’m going to bed gotta get ip a tinny bit earlier to solve some backpacking issues.

I don’t have enough Red Bull. *shakes his can sadly*

Talk to Paul, I heard he had some blue ox, which is almost as good.

That sounds like a knock-off possibly containing lead or mercury.

Shit yes, gimme that one.

Like I said, you’ll have to talk to Paul. And I’m not too sure he’ll be willing to give you some.

Mr. Bunyan can be awful miserly sometimes.

Stop toying with my inferior intellect.

But it’s fun to mess with people who are normally quite intelligent, but are under the influence of powerful medications!

I presume your talking about Jerk? *read past few posts* Just making sure you’re not talking about me…

Did this thread just double in size over the night? ^_^

It was the laser discussion, we pulled nerds from across the forums. Not that being a nerd is anything bad, mind you, I contributed quite a bit!

Axe’ll clean ur ballz

Why on Earth did you discuss lasers? ^_^

I suspect *Ninja’s involvement, but that does not yield a sufficient explanation for a doubled (non)topic.

Ninja and a few others, and because it was a (Non)topic yet to be discussed. We have done our work.

I just jumped in to complain about my lack of Red Butt and he tricks me with folk tales.

I want to have a legitimate son just like him.

Which begs the questions: Why necessarily legitimate (I’m not complaining, mind ^_^) and what would you do if you had an illegitimate son just like him?

ew… kids. No thanks.

Aww, why? Children are wonderful. I want some of my own one day. ^_^

Damnit ILB,i’m tempted to make another sex joke but i’ll refrain just for you

2 or 3 kids for me. Not now, maybe layer, in 8 more years. Train them to be ninjas and fight for the clan’s honor. Or maybe just raise them in my own way, i don’t know. But will be great when that happens.

Raise them to be magicians and mexican wrestlers, those two jobs are always in demand

i seriously doubt my ability to raise children, going by my parents example then no one im my family should be allowed to raise kids, not something im lookin forward too

Thank you, John dear. ^_^

Legitimate, because they’re intentional, and I would train him to be a badass killing machine like his godfather. Who, because I am from Texas, will be Chuck Norris.

Also, you don’t need to make a sex joke about ILB wanting children. I mean, she didn’t say where she got them, she just said she wanted them, right? n_n

I do want children of my own. Adoption is all fine and dandy, but I want the young ones I raise to be mine. ^_^

How you are going to turn that into a perverted joke, I have no idea. But be my guest, if you want to. ^_^

I honestly can’t. You will make an awesome mom.

I want absolutely no children .-.

can’t stand those little buggers

@Johnny: ^_^

Why not, seadogs?

I shouldn’t be allowed to have children.

But we all know what my first child will be called.

@seadogs123

True that mate! They are the most insufferable creatures around. Always whining and demanding money from you. Never content and needing constant attention. I’ll have mine when I’m 40 and keep the family name alive, but I don’t really want kids. Ironically a Chinese divination gizmo told me I’ll father many over my life time… Bugger.

@Leavong a Comment

What name mate?

Kickass Danger or Optimus.

Do you mean Kickass Danger? ^_^

Hey, I know. Try Max Fightmaster.


Aww, why do I seem to be the only person here who loves children

well one with the society where divorces are running rampet why have a kid with a major possibility of getting a divorce and fucking up there life?

also I honestly don’t have a patence for one! honestlly all the whining and other stuff I’d probably throw it down some stairs,also I hate how now adays most kids always get their things from mommy and daddy!

Cause seriosly,I hate that most about kids now adays,I’m 14 and I live in a small penisula with many sub comunitys,theres not even a tim hortens on this mother effer!-canadian equivolent of baskin robbins i geus,also got made buy a hockey play,sterotypical,no?-so theres no work for teenagers unless your parents can drive you or you have a licence,well I have neather of those, so I found my own work to get the things I wanted,I meen I worked all summer for,then I go to school and mommy and daddy just gave alot of the other kids friggen ipods,dirt bikes and alot of other stuff!and you know what their all stuck up assholes.

that’s why I don’t want children.

-my two cents

But if their parents are the reason you don’t want children, isn’t it somehow… counterproductive to hate the kids? ^_^

If you disagree with parenting methods, or getting divorces, then the solution is to do it differently yourself. And if you feel like you would throw your own son or daughter down the stairs, well, I do not think you could do that. The parental instinct would be too strong. Besides, the fact that you mention it is proof enough that you’ll never actually commit that crime. ^_^

true I would probably never actaully do that I was just saying it figuritively,but I geus I just get it naturally from my uncle XD

he friggen never talked to me till I was 13 :/

Oh. That’s not good.

I only see him every few years so yea XD

but nah he’s a cool uncle

I’ve looked after kids before, they are only unbearable when the parents let them do whatever they want, such as throwing a chair at a teacher and the parents’ justification being “he/she is just expressing themselves”.

I’m looking at 2 kids tops, that seems to be the magic number for people who have had 2 or more.

yeah that’s another thing the school are letting the kids get away with to much! then agian i’d bitch if I got an after school detention seeing as highschool is an hours drive away from home and my mom works till 7:30.So personal I’d rather a friggen whack over the hands then that :/

but honestly though detention does nothing and if you wanna get out of it just say your parent will sue and they let you off scott free :/

There’s no detention in College, they simply kick you out or arrest you. Ah, the joys of growing up.

lol nice but yeah as for myself I can’t wait to get out of highschool.Wanna move out of this un populated provence DX

I can understand that, college is exceedingly better than High School.

How did we get from lasers to having kids anyway? Hormones?…

who knows maybe the lazer shot messages into our brains to talk about babies seeing as the declining increase of new children is force our governement to use subliminal lazers to make us mate at mass rates!

It’s my time of the month.

j.v jerk is a girl? .-. learn something new every day I geus

(Jerk) , I told you to get that checked. It’s not normal for a man to surf the red tide 10 times a month.

Aunt Flo is here to stay~

I don’t know why but that gave me an idea for a song about a girl who has a PMS every day.

lol I am so confused

Jerk, that is a monster that should not ever have been thought up

Go throw yourself off a bridge :|

“The Menstrual Motorcycle.”

lol