Bittersweet Candy Bowl

“Hey”
says mitchel, the subconcious representation of what i hate most,
“Let’s make a thread where people post thier fancharacters”
then i say
“no thats a terrible idea, taeshi would hate that and fancharacters are stupid”
then mitchel says
“but you have one”
and i say
“fine alrite make the thread….im gonna go listen to System of a down”


and thus, another useless thread concerning fancharacters was born




heres mine


alrite…….Marcus Granger
Abysinian light-grey
Wears a trench coat

A socially awkward 16 year old
He never really fitted anywhere,
Prefering to observe and imagine
Conversations.

Marcus generally dislikes himself
and is deeply frustrated by his lack
of friends, male or female
He tends to compress his opinions unhealthily
or write them as cheesy poetry

My fan character is addicted to crystal meth and has priapism from late-stage syphilis.

fascinating?

Fascinating indeed.

@magnus: wow… that is an almost exact description of me… only difference, im human.

also, hasnt this been done already?

Jerk’s fancharacter needs to be the star of the comic.

^^that would be kinda cool

Haha, fan characters. Ha ha

@goldenarbiter
Do you wear a trenchcoat too

OOooh OOooh let me say mine!


Name: Corey “Roach” Iker
Type: uhh… he has six different breeds in his blood. Yellow w/ Icy blue eyes
Accessory: chain necklace w/ pendant.
other description: tip of his ears and tip of his tail are darkened, vertical scar on his right cheek.

Very active 17 year-old who has been trying to help people with their problems ever since a friend of his commited suicide, hopes to help Lucy with her problem (her broken heart). used to be friends with Augustus many years ago but Augustus was threatened to betray him by Rape Cat, so he did and it led to Corey’s scar, so now he hates Augustus.

Blackbelt at a martial art known as “Ninjutsu” he has a tendancy of carying a Bo staff or a Katana that has been firmly tied so that it doesn’t slip out of it’s sheath. He isenjoys singing and is quite good at it but he fails at playing guitar. has a tendancy to become enraged when aggravated, especially if it’s Augustus who is aggravating him, in which case the aggravator should run….




… OH SHIT NOW TAESHI WILL HATE ME!!!

Name: Chester
Grade: Freshman
Breed: 50/50 American Curl/Bengal
Identifying characteristics: Poofy tail and cheecks, a smile which can make even the most serious of people laugh, a black, unbuttoned, button-down shirt (for masculine tough-guyness, as he will often boast), and a chain necklace…again because he really can’t be taken seriously without it.

Backstory: City kid who’s about as exciteable as a gnat on cocaine, Chester’s attempts to pair his chipper temperment with street smarts has been a work in progress since birth. Constantly striving to compensate his poofy fur with a tough look and physical strength, he has earned the nickname “fuzzy” well (probably the only thing that can actually inspire anger in him). Having failed to make the cut as a cool kid amongst the city-goers, and the consequential behavioral problems that come with such behavior, his parents have moved him into comic-range in hopes of getting him in less trouble and more canonization (lul useewutIdidthar *trollface*).

Given even a moment to be himself, he’s mischevious and on the very border of obnoxious in his level of energy. He also absorbs everything anyone has ever said or done ever like a sponge, but when distracted, will barely ever make the connection between what he hears and what it means.

Name: Satro
Gender: Male
Date of birth: November 13
Eyes: Gray
Grade: Sophomore
Breed: Siberian Husky/Wolf

Fur: White face with a black spot in the forehead, black ears and back. White paws, but the fur on the legs is black. A soft tail half black, half white.

Clothes: Simple black denim jacket.

Story: Born from a Wolf Mother, and a Siberian Husky father, Satro lived among them with one older brother. The town in which they lived forbade the marriage between wolves and dogs due to wolf’s temper. The people killed Satro’s mother and his father is in jail due to injustice (accused by many things, only to have him there). Satro and his brother lived together, but in a winter night, the town, leaded by the best friend of Satro and his brother, hunted Satro’s brother and killed him, throwing the body to the streets with several menace messages. Since that day, Satro moved from the place, wandering about his past. Missing his mother and brother, howling at night in sadness.

Personality: Calm, always hear other people, lonely. It’s most precious item is a fountain pen given to him by his brother when he entered school. He write stories about his mother and brother. Timid, but when he is at his limit (when people talk bad things about his family) he angers, and run before his wolf instincts betray him. He is scared to be betrayed by the few people in which he trust.

Abilities: Speed, academics, write, strength.
Lacks: Draw, confidence.
Likes: Big trees to be on them, calm places, books and computers.
Dislikes: Fights, betrayal.
Fav. Food: Steak
Dislike: Fish

- There…Now you can hate me now Taeshi, you have all the rights to do it. Even more, i’ll try to draw it.

That’s all.

Can you imagine other characters trying to have a casual conversation with someone who has an obvious erection?

Blood sugar Jerk magic.

People have conversations with me when I have an obvious erection, I don’t see why it can’t happen in a comic, j.

Yes they can have a decent conversation while they have an er…wait WUT? Man…cut down the sugar…

But, answering, yeah, i think they can.

i think we already did this, so here’s a well prepared link

I should probably mention he has a thirteen inch penis.

That’s only 67% of the size of mine.

Google “Cervical Bruising.”

I wrote the articles on that subject… all of them.

Caused all of them. n_n

I believe there was a similar thread a while back.

My fancharacter is Paulo’s long lost brother Pauli who can shoot lightning from his hands and is invincible!!!!

Ha, that Pauli thing actually makes me laugh, it reminds me of…something in my own life.
But really what’s the point? All fan characters are doomed to a painful demise at the hands of Taeshi.

@ (nameless): McCain. You are refuted.

@Jerk: I don’t get it…

@(nameless)
He’s saying that McCain is a fancharacter who is not doomed to a painful demise at the hands of Taeshi

Ah, my bad