Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Have you ever had one of those weeks or days where nothing went right?
I just had the worst 3 days lol. First got my shit hacked from my WoW account. Have to work extra days at work for someone.
Kept failing at playing any video game ever.
couldn’t even type correctly for a whole day >.< kept messing up every word lol….

…..Hmmmm… you sound an awful lot like someone I work with at the pet hospital….

o.O oyea? who might this be?

I’m one of those people who has one of those days become one of those weeks. And then that week becomes one of those months. Usually one of those months turn into one of those years.

So, I feel for you.

damn ive never had it gone for a month ever lol… that sucks man

Aha. Does that mean that you do work at a pet hospital? That would be very strange indeed.

But overall, we all get those moments, it sucks but gotta remember that time heals all wounds and things will get better.

nah i work at a retirement home >.> wish i worked at a pet hospital… way better then working with grumpy old people

Ouch. That sounds terrible. Girl I work with got her account hacked and the jerk disbanded her guild of 100 people. Sad day.

@Kariz: It happened for year. Got me so down… I was so depressed…

D= im sorry bout that Gabriel….. also ace that sucks for that girl… worst that happened is i lost all my gear and money plus they deleted a character i had : /

I am an internet entity, and nothing I can say or do will cheer you up. Maybe nothing short of a shift in fortune will. Hopefully this‘ll put a dent in it a little bit though.

Good luck, Broseidon.

@Kariz: Don’t worry about it. It is in the past. I’ll occasionally have one of those days… but it doesn’t become one of those weeks as often as it used to.

Moving out does wonders for self-esteem.

TRY THIS TOOOO

Assuming i did this link right, this video always makes me feel better. Awesome song from awesome musical with drawings from awesome game.

Lol i make myself feel better by listening to sad music or watching a sad movie :/ its awkward but i guess i dunno…

But yes to bob marley :3

Chin up. Bad days may turn into worse days. But worse days can only turn into good ones.

Avenue Q FTW!

Everyone’s a little bit racist?

Totally. And we all know what the internet is for…

Destabilizing the patriarchy with video games and free pornography?

erm. Ah.
That last one.

What the f*** do you do with a BA in English? Bloody ‘ell! I completely missed them at the West End…

Teach, write or edit, I hear.

KANEDAAAAAA!!!!
TETSUOOOOO!!!!

I WRITE THINGS IN ALL-CAPS FOR NO REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAH! I’M YELLING AND I DON’T KNOW WHYYYYYYYYYY!

@Pronkat: Wow. Hivemind.

*Gathers Taeshi, BBQ, PKAt and Gabe into a rather large wheelbarrow as they all yell and speak in tongues and spasm*

Don’t worry, I’ll get you all the help you need.

*Drags the wheelbarrow to the top of a steep hill near a highway*

Rush hour? Awesome!

*Kicks the wheelbarrow down the hill into the oncoming traffic, wincing as the wheelbarrow tries to pick a fight with a bus full of orphans*

Ohhh, pretzel. That’s bad.

*Walks away whistling as he rummages through the wallets he pillaged*

Ha! I don’t have my wallet on me right now! I’m in bed, covered in tears and a blanket!

HA! This is the forum, and I have your forum wallet!! Which is full of fo…

*Looks at the contents of Gabe’s wallet and then looks at Gabe in disgust*

You should be ashamed of yourself.

*Throws the wallet at Gabe’s feet*

I’m not worried. Rush hour traffic, they’ll be stuck in gridlock.

But orphans are notoriously flammable. D:

What do you m…

KABLAM!!

*Turns to see the the bus has exploded into flames and the orphans are all running around burning*

Oh, I see.

It’s almost like someone replaced their blood with nitro-glycer-

…

o_o

@Jeff: Bwahahahahahahaha~! Shows you~! And I’m not ashamed of having infinite space in my wallet~! You can have one too~! Just put a wallet in another wallet in another wallet in another wallet in another wallet in another wallet and then put that wallet in the first waller~!

The best part of burning orphans is that you don’t have to cook em anymore before you eat em.

Mmmmm

This thread has become twisted and wrong.

Truly, we have gone to a foul, disgusting and sexy place.

I have no idea why, but I like the turn this topic has taken. ^_^

On a relatively unrelated note, I’d like to make it at least to noon before talking about dongs one of these days.

But I’m not getting my hopes up.

……
“I’d like to make it at least to noon before talking about dongs ”

Irony.

Dongs? What are they and is there owt implied about ‘em? Also noon is relative. I’m in GMT so it’s after 3pm here.

Dong: it’s the sound a very large bell makes when you hit it.

Oh, I thought that was gong. Also I googled dong, and the first thing that came were dildos. Also PUN!

I am way too spaced right now to truly understand what is going on in here.

…

Heh, dong.

There, there, go and munch on a cake or sowt mate!

I was on the subject of Paulo’s dong somehow. None of the main character males have to wear clothes because they were all cheated by the puberty fairy.

I’m sorry I made you google “dong,” Pronkat.

Now that you put it that way, BBQ… . .I’m more than a little disturbed that you’ve actually thought in depth about this.

And damn straight you should be sorry, I think that goes against the Bro code somehow!

I thought he was joking or I would’ve explained it! At least he didn’t use image search, right? …Right?! D.:

I think about these things so no one else has to. It’s a heavy burden I bear for all of you.

@BBQ-Flavored Jerk

I’m more creeped out that you actually thought of their orifices. Though Taeshi herself made a reference to Lucy’s in Another Shoulder, so I guess it’s ok in an eerie manner? Funnily enough the next few links were about the Dong household which seem to be connected to an awful lot of martial arts…

@Jeff in Aus

Yes the Bro-code! Is it me or does it look like Paulo is about to become a mini-Barney?

Taeshi opened the door, I just walked through it. And I was sooooo not thinking about orifices oh dear god, just stuff that I figured was external anyway. Ew. A hundred times “ew.”

But I digress: Alternate theory - they’re invisible unless exposed to water.

@ PronKat: Yes, but I think Taeshi will crush his soul before that happens.