Bittersweet Candy Bowl

for all you people who eat smiles and shit rainbows

wtf

i was asked on my last thread to make a happy thread

oh alright then, you misspelled happiness

hap-pines….its a word….i think

Hype-illness?

its lethal

I must say that I far prefer this one. ^_^

Sunshine and rainbows!!! SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!

nah in all seriousness, a full belly,and a good woman by my side would make me happy right about now

Im always happy deal with it

Haphazard Pines is what this thread is about

So true

Oh well, they’re just hapless anyway. ^_^

Hap Penis.

Critical Spelling Fail!

‘Cause you’re criticizing him! Critical? Get it? Eh?

You are coming with us, mister.

Nah, simultaneous orgasm is mostly a myth.

Happiness Is a Warm Gun…

Every entendre for that lyric is still absolutely true.

Aye it is mate, aye it is.

Jerks, laughing in the face of Nazis for over 70 years.

Not specifically Nazis, but in several weeks it’ll have been a quarter of a century. BOFFO.

Man, you are OLD! No wonder you have so many health problems, you’re ancient!

I’ve had them all since I was thirteen. >8[

I should be sorry, but I’m not.

I’m just in that feeling invincible mood at the moment. It’ll end soon.

You’re just smug because someone tried to shoot you in the heart and missed since you’ve reorganized your organs. ;p

Birth defect, actually. I didn’t reorganize it on my own. But it does have some advantages associated with it to be sure.

Are you also Danish and do you have a chin beard?

I have never hoped so hard that you understood my reference.

Actually, I have no clue what you are talking about. I have never once been Danish or have ever been a danish. And I make sure to keep my beard trimmed. I’m not Amish, after all.

See, your answer says “no,” but your name clearly says “yes.”

You are worse than a woman when it comes to mixed signals, I swear.

I’m taking a DE Psych course, so I’m still not over how fun it is to screw with peoples minds.

DOUBLE NIIINJA

OH MY GOD, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

*sob* IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL

Isn’t it.

We’re technically still on topic, aren’t we? n_n

You know, you can’t spell “happiness” without “penis”.

otherwise all you have is “haps”

You can’t SAY happiness without saying “penis.”

Does it really matter? We’re having fun in a defective thread.


This is true happiness: Knowing that you have a shitload of work to do, several “trips” to plan, and a number of “applications” to submit, and not caring because you are having a mildly meaningful conversation with someone hundreds of miles away.

^^ lol. Or a simpler way of saying it: happiness dosent happen without penises.

*ahem* LESBIANS.

You were saying?

No, he wasn’t.

Lesbians just use fake penises.

^^oh rly

Tribadism.

I wonder whether a depression topic would eventually have yielded superior results to this. ^_^

@ILB: probably, since most of the people talking in here are just people from the depression thread being un-serious.

Why can’t people be happy, well, normally? ^_^

because we’re just not happy people…..or at least im not

loneliness, most days is why im not happy, im not particularly depressed mind you, but definatly not at a happy place in my life right now.

bah, in an hour i will have a full belly and fall asleep content anyways, so i shall be happy asleep at least