Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I’m sure we have all played this before, but for those who haven’t played here’s an example.
Walk in on your parents doin the dew
or
Have your parents walk in on you doin th dew?
now you post your decision, and i’ll decide who goes next, and then they choose, etc., etc.
OK! Have fun, and this example will start the game ^-^

I think walking in on me would be better than watching my mom do it.

I guess i’d rather walk outside to find my parents fucking the dew on the grass


(Yes this is a joke post)

Lol.

^No it isn’t.

Dr.Johnathan Failed

Dr. Johnathan? Either epic troll on DJ’s part, failtroll, or…incidental namefaggotry?

hurrdurr hannibal

Would you rather derail a thread or thread a derailer?

uncle dj go next

How am I supposed to answer this question if my parents are dead?

I’d rather thread a derailer

o_O IDK

well then hb go

I don’t know what doing the dew means.

sex, doin it, horizontal momba, f***ing…

would you rather do a “Would you rather” about forumites or go fucking crazy and butcher the game and make your “Would you rather” really stupid almost like this

Derail threads. I do it all the time any way.

ok dj, then you do a forumite one >:[

The one time I try to stay on topic, everyone else derails the thread for me.

Typical


Would you rather shoot Bill Clinton and Obama or both Bushes?

uhhhhhhh idk? none? maybe bushes if i had to choose?

Bushes!!!!! Wait there’s a catch isn’t there?

@Draixen: Nonpolitical, are we?

@HB: Probably.

Not really, just wondering, I still go to jail right?

You? Yes. Anyone else? Hard to tell.

Cereal Rapist.

Serial rapist. They’d never catch me, and as long as I’m going to commit a crime, it had better have boobs involved.

Wait.

Do any of them have to be humans? I could revise my answer maybe. :|

Seriously, I could never do either. My family would hunt me down and kill me slowly and painfully to erase such a dishonor.

Why do you have to make these so hard? It’s impossible to choose the lesser evil here. ^_^

Serial rapist because at least then I would be raping women not children. Not that I approve of rape or anything.

^ I agree with JB’s last statement. I’d choose Serial rapist.
MAJOR EDIT: Grrrrrrrr, I still haven’t changed my name on this computer. I haven’t been on it in forever. Sorry bout this, you know who it is
P.S. If not >:[ ————————-> (Draixen)