Bittersweet Candy Bowl

You know what happens next in BCB? Do you? You don’t? Well, here. Have a SPOILER ALERT.

SPOILER ALERT: David becomes President of the United States. However, he get assassinated before his second year in office. David’s assassin is David from the future. Future Assassin David is a zombie. Future Zombie Assassin David’s mission was to kill David before the zombie plague began. Also, McCain is David from the future.

Now, do you have any effed up “spoilers” for us?

This is a game thread, if you haven’t already guessed.

SPOILER ALERT: One or more of the characters is angry/upset about something.

Did I win the game?

SPOILER ALERT: The whole plot is lucy’s dream, starting from that faithfull day when she was asked whether she would like to play with dolls. After she dies in her dreams she realizes she should hide who she is.
No lesson is learned.

SPOILER ALERT:

After going over to Abbey’s house enough times, Daisy grows close to Molly and decides to escape Roseville with her because their love is forbidden. Augustus and Abbey team up to go and find them. It concludes when they all have a huge orgy in a motel room, and decide to start a travelling circus.

Spoiler Alert: Amaya one day walks up to Lucy and rips out her heart, then holds it up into the sky. It then transforms into a sword which she jumps on top of, killing herself. The ritual complete, the Earth moves into the sun.

F yo all caps.

Spoiler Alert: Carter goes postal in the school, shooting all over the place, like not even trying to aim anywhere. Lucy distracts him with the BCB NSFW thread, and while he’s fapping Augustus takes him down hard with a cafeteria fork. After becoming the town hero, he decides to not be on the bad team, and realises his hidden emo powers.

Super Augustus is born!

Mallow wins.

We can all go home now.

Spoiler Alert:
Paulo reveals himself to be a former member of an all-elementary kid splinter cell. Lucy was actually part of a rival faction, but never knew this. After they get married in their junior year, the truth comes out and they fight in the school, destroying the property. Then, they sex. Just imagine that scene from “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” except with Lucy and Paulo in school as everyone watches.

Spoiler Alert: The entire school has a huge orgy, just a pile of loli underage bodies writhing and moaning, at least like twenty feet high.

Incidentally, most of the main bcb is was somewhere on th bottom, and they more closely resember swiss cheese dunked in half and half than cats. Dead from heavy sexing and the crushing weight of a hundred naked students, the focus of the entire comic switches to mike’s sister.

SPOILER ALERT: BCB was all just the dream of an autistic child on death row in a near-future dystopia during the last night of his life.

SPOILER ALERT: BCB is actually a social experiment being conducted on us, the readers, by none other than the BRITISH FUCKING BROADCASTING CORPORATION. BCB = BBC.

Took you that long Jerk.How delightfully slow of you

HAY.

What?

Well, it took an awful long time before anyone realised the true purpose of this “comic” as you may call it. We are rather bemused by this spliffingly odd results, but we wish you to put your new found knowledge out of your mind. Thank you and cheerio!

You’re not British, you’re Irish, right? Dx

And Argentinian, but that’s aside the point.

But am I my dear Jerk? How can you be sure with this internet anonymity? I could fairly easily claim to be who I am not…

SPOILER ALERT: Pronnosaurus Rex works for MI5.

SPOILER ALERT: Sandy starts an international war and hides under Mike’s bed. Augustus forms a resistance to fight the incoming forces, but the world explodes as David bites into a bagel.

…I dunno, just slapped words together.

SPOILER ALERT: Now I can’t tell you that, it would be quiet cruel and I would have to kill you…

SPOILER ALERT: Paulo gets a sex change and hooks up with Mike, thus pissing Sandy off to the point that she comes down from Rickter with a shotgun to shoot Mike with. She misfires and hits David by accident, causing many people to implode at the loss of their favorite comic relief character. Lucy decides she doesn’t give a damn about any of them anymore and elopes with Larken and Liam, pissing many fans off and causing a riot. The riot goes on until Abbey, dressed as Abraham Lincoln, calms the fans down by promising that Lucy will be lenient enough to have an orgy with most, if not all, of the main cast. David revives suddenly, but dies again as he is glomped to death by fangirls. While Abbey is distracted, Augustus kidnaps Daisy. Daisy screams for Abbey, but then she’s like, “You know what? Screw it, he isn’t paying attention to me.” And then they have sex. Jessica and Rachel start making out, and many people die from massive nosebleeds. McCain comes out of nowhere to make some blunt remark that no one really gives a damn about, but then he decides sex with Sue would be better and he does that instead. And then the Earth imploded.

The End

SPOILER ALERT:





… I cannot believe no one has thought of that one yet. ^_^

….

That is all.

I can see a few in there that are very real possibilities hehehe. One in particular seems like a very familiar idea

A few of these actually sound like really awesome ideas actually. I look forward for what is to come beyond December

Taeshi is cruel

Would have been even crueler if she had confirmed that at least one of those things was true.

Meet the Boss

I’m going to be sad when Tess leaves for college I miss her teasing paulo and making him into her bitch.

And then Paulo and Jasmine finish the cycle and BCB Twilight 4 is written, and Abbey falls in love with the terrible love child that bursts out of Jasmine’s chest, but it’s okay because there was some kind of moral for high school girls in there somewhere.

I feel sick now.

Does Paulo eat lucy’s uterus in there somewhere?

Yes, for it’s courage

*fetal position; soils self*

TAESHI WHYYY

For exactly that reaction Jerk.

i read BCB.
and read.
and read
and read
and so on until i am either dead or am so obsessed i begin to believe that i am my own fancharacter, and actively try to pursue Sue in a relationship.

ILB: It was done in the chat when the idea came up, but yeah I’m surprised no one else said that.

Spoiler Alert: Lucy can’t get over Mike but knows he will never love her, so as a result she decides to erase him from her memory. Mike, after finally reuniting with Sandy, he realizes that the only reason he liked her is because she was far away from and after years of teasing from Lucy he couldn’t sustain a relatioship, so he held on to one that demands no actuall commitment. When he returns he finds out that Lucy is gone and that she remembers nothing of him. Crushed, he decides to remove all memory of Lucy from his mind, but as the procedure goes on he recalls all the great things they had and did and all too late he wants to keep those memories forever.

Hee. Everything seems to start with the chat. ^_^

@ Bread. Eternal Sunshine of The BCB Mind?

Spoiler Alert:
Carter kills mike….
and paulo….
and liam…
so Lucy is finally his!
But then she kills him for revenge… with a fork
stabby! stabby!

Spoiler alert

Sandy dumps Mike after the pressure gets to her and she starts sleeping with other dudes so Lucy is all “Does U luv me nao?” and Mike’s all “still no, you bitch.” And then Paulo’s like, “Mike you fail” and then David Becomes a god and is all “FLOWER GIRL SHALL BE MINE” but then she explodes from random reasons and then Molly posts a video of Abbey and Daisy having sex and everyone is all “WHAAAAAAAAAT the fuck?” and then Mike meets sir fecledorton on the surface of the sun and then they go on an adventure to find the golden fart, only to find out that it lies in the center of the sun so Mike is all “forget this!” and then he flies back to earth using his super powers but arrives in China where the dirt is made of Miketonyte so he can’t use his super powers to get back home and he has no money on him and then he builds a boat out of live panda bears and sails back to America. And then Mike is all “well shit I have cancer,” and then he dies, THE END.


P.S. in Taeshi’s post I bet that Lines 1, 9 , 12 and 13 are true.

@ark:…. the fuck?

Spoiler Alert

Lucy is a bitch.

That spoiled everything.

Ooh, I know. David turns out to be the reincarnation of Judas, who is doomed to walk the Earth for all eternity for his sins.

… Don’t ask me. I blame it on my compulsion to read all the DVD covers at my friends’ houses. ^_^

Spoiler alert: Carter marries Lucy and the gay dude who I dont remember his name marries Michael in Argentina.

SPOILER ALERT!

Paulo starts to f*Censored* every girl in school, so all the school girls are pregnant and Paulo is the father, so he must call all the crew to build, under Paulo’s Dad engineering experience, a giant stair, so he take all the girls in the school and starts pushing each one to the stairs. When the girls finally land, Paulo feel relieved and free, but all the fall accelerated the process and now all the girls are gibing birth to 4 kittens per girl, so now Paulo has the record Guiness for the biggest stair, and for being the father of most kids in the world.

After that, he takes a shotgun, kills his dad, his friends and then he blows his own head.
And then carter came and steals Lucy’s body. He take her to home, preserve her in ice and f*Censored*’s her every day.

The end.

That’s horrible…

…Well done.

SPOILER ALERT!

A new student named Cliff comes to the school with hopes of world domination. He comes to the school hoping to build an army, but unfortunately, none of the boys warm up to him, only girls do. That’s when he gets the great idea to build an army made entirely of his own offspring, so he decides to try and impregnate every single girl in school. Daisy was first, with Jessica and Rachel being second. Eventually, all the girls in school are impregnated except for two: Lucy, because she is a bitch, and Mike, because he is a she and has been really good at hiding it. So then, Lucy and Mike get pregnant and Cliff takes over the world.
The plot for that arc was mostly stolen from the plot of a hentai anime, but BCB has never been original. After all, it features a mean cat and a grey cat that play videogames.