Bittersweet Candy Bowl

God Is Love
Love Is Blind
Stevie Wonder Is Blind
ergo
God is Stevie Wonder

Discuss

Makes perfect sense to me lol!

this…this is just mind blowing to me.

I need a second to contemplate this

*takes about an hour to sip tea and think*

hmmm…i cant find any counter argument…

I thought Morgan Freeman was God.

^^

I am defeated

MORGAN FREEMAN IS GOD.

chuck norris… sorry couldent resist

God is good.
Cookies are good.
Cookies are made from flour.
Flour is made from a wide variety of grain grown all over the world.
Grain is the staple of many diets.
People go on diets to lose weight.
Many diets fail.
God fails.

^ even better logic

^ Seconded

your diet is basically anything you eat,i hope you know this. Idiot

but yeah,god still fails

I knew that, John. I was just trying to tie it to God failing.

so… morgan freeman is god eh? i can live with that.

Insane…troll…logic…

Money is the root of all evil.
The Root of All Evil is hosted and produced by Lewis Black.
Lewis Black is Jewish.
Jews love money.

FULL CIRCLE, BABY

*bangs head against computer*

What’s painful is that so many of you are doing it wrong. You need a A is B, B is C, so A is C format, because it doesn’t necessarily work in reverse.

So Kaxbe’s last one would be correct-ish, but his previous one the OP’s example are both incorrect, because the “is” can refer to a subset of instead of merely equal to.

If you are going to abuse logic, please do it right.

God never talks to me.
My computer never talks to me.
Skynet is a computer.
Skynet is trying to kill everyone.
God is trying to kill everyone.

You! You’re my mask, You’re my cover, my shelter, You! Your my mask, You’re the one who’s blamed! Do! Do my work! Do my dirty work, scapegoat! Do! Do my deeds, for you’re the one who’s shamed! I’m your dream, make you real, I’m your eyes when you must steal, I’m your pain when you can’t feel, Sad but True! I’m your dream, mind astray, I’m your eyes while you’re away, I’m your pain while you repay, You know it’s Sad but True!

I’m just happy that people haven’t started abusing logic without said logic being a fallacy. ^_^

I’m just happy that I’m still awake ¬-¬