Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Okay new at Fanfiction…. I going to write something, something,Something LARKEN. yeah it is going to fail. Read if you must. Oh and this takes place after Paulo daydream

Uh opps i messed up the topic. Stupid uh yeah well read on great just great.

It was raining. Simple as that. Larken had just got back from school. He turned on a television and began watching the news.(Why do i bother?) thought Larken. He really hated the news it self because of its tendency to be really boring. Larken turned it off, bored.

Larken looked outside the window until something caught his eye.(Well its the slut herself) Thought Larken as he saw Lucy outside on the sidewalk crying. (Well its not my problem) thought Larken as he watched her.{But then,}his heart said{Why do you want to invite her in?} Larken shook the thought that came into his head to answer that question. (I might call her a slut, but I’m not here to prove it!)Larken said to his very smug counterpart(his heart A.K.A soul)


(But….)Larken thought(I could just find out what is bothering her, just to know.) {hehe, go get her Blacks}said his alter ego.(SHUT UP!)Thought Larken as he walked outside and getting wet instantly.He walked over to Lucy preparing for the fight he knew would happen.(Why do I bother?) he wondered to himself. {Cause you love her.} said the smirking soul.

“What do you want Larken.” said Lucy. She always hated Larken ever since they met. Even worse then Mikey.) Lucy thought. No, she need to stop thinking about it, it what caused the Paulo situation and more. But right now she did not need Larken pissing her off!

“Hey slut.” said Larken. Lucy had tears rolling down her cheeks, but she still looked angry when she stared at Larken. “What do you want this time you bastard!” “Want to ruin my life even more!” WANT TO ACT JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, NOT UNDERSTANDING THAT I DON’T WANT HELP AND I’M FINE ON MY—— Mmph!” Larken had cut her off by covering her mouth with his hand.

“First thing slut, I came to ask what is bothering you and was going to ask why you aren’t in your house right now, I don’t need your life story.” Lucy bit him after he said that, but Larken to no notice. Lucy giving up/after getting out of Larken’s grasp of course./ said,”don’t know why you care, but fine i will talk.” “One my mom left for a road trip and took her keys with her, i told her I would crash at a friends place so she didn’t have to return.” ” Also i have been going crazy and acting like a slut for real and now the only ones i could have relationship with are dating or breaking my heart!” “If thats enough information for you, then Fuck OFF Larken!”

Then she broke down crying. Until she felt someone carrying her.

I think I like this 8D

And I think I hate you for making me want to support yet another Lucy shipping. Thanks for making me unable to chooooose, I CAN’T CHOOSE ANYMORE D=

Ehh don’t put thought in parentheses. It looks weird. Other wise it’s ok.

Larken couldn’t believe he was doing this….. Again.{Told yeh} said Jared, his counterpart. Mostly he acts like a romantic idiot, but he is always right. (Your wrong, I’m not in love with her, I hate her!) Larken thought violently to Jared.{Heh, say that when you wake up and she is knocked up.}Meanwhile, Lucy was hitting Larken a lot. “Why won’t you let me go!” screamed Lucy. “Because Slut, I really don’t have time for being sympathetic when im wet, so were going to talk inside my house.” “HELLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Screamed Lucy as she saw him opening the door.

5 minutes later. Lucy was calming down, and Larken was putting some water on his cuts/given to him by Lucy/ Larken was wincing in pain when added the soap.(I hate that cat sometimes.)Larken thought. {Sometimes, hmmmmmmm.} Jared said mockingly. (Shut up) was the response.

“Anyways slut, tell me: who are the only ones you could have had a relationship with please.” Lucy looked at him funny. “Why do you care, i thought you hated me.” Lucy said curiously. Larken did not respond to the question thinking many thoughts how to kill suitors.{Awww, I KNEW you liked her!} Jared said victoriously.(JUST because I like her does not mean I can tell her that because she would never like me.){So your just going to let her out the door?(NO, Im going to help her out with her problem.){Fine, DON’t BANG Her.} (you are so much like that Paulo guy you know that.){So, im your emotions LARK, im created to emulate the feelings that you have.

“Larken, hello?” Larken snapped out of his conversation with himself and focused on Lucy.

“Sorry slut, but all I want for you is to tell me, and mabey I can help.” “But why do you bother to help me.” Larken frowned. “Want my help or not?” “Fine.” And she did. For the entire afternoon she talked, fought, and laughed with Larken. At 9:00 she asked if she could stay. Larken said okay at leat if she continued talking about Mike and Paulo. But soon both of them started getting tired and soon Lucy began to lie down on the bed they had be talking on. Larken was about to leave when Lucy pulled him down onto the bed. Since Lucy had grabbed him in a iron gripped Hold, he simply gave up struggling and fell asleep.


The next morning, Lucy got her backpack ready. She thanked Larken for her time at the house.(Why did Larken act so nice yesterday. I mean he is always been a bastard, but yesterday he acted so nice, i should give him some sort of gift for letting me stay at least.) Larken was about to close the door and get ready for school when Lucy went up and…………..kissed him! Larken was shcoked first but he kissed back. It took a few minutes for them to stop kissing.

Lucy stared at Larken, a grin on her face. (but that not the gift…. thats the package it comes in!) “Hey Larken, though you are usually a dick because you were so nice to me last night, do you want to go to movies next Saturday?”

Larken only said one thing. “Sure, why not.”

Lucy beamed, she gave him her number and left. (Hey Jared,){Yeah Larks} (Did i just get a date?){Yes,Yes you did.} Larken smiled.(Why did I bother helping her out, remember your question, well i have a answer.{Why then?} “Cause I want to have a chance to be with her.” Larken said to no one. Larken looked at the sky. (The Storm is over, here comes the sun.) Larken thought happily.


THE END

Geez I hope tomorrow starts with lucy being independent again, all the fan fiction these days is someone patting lucy on the back then screwing her with an internet-sized dong.

If anyone likes this fanfiction I will kill myself. I really just couldn’t get the idea of Larken being the gut who has to help Lucy out of my head. i wrote to get it out of my head. if anyone says they like it I will kill myself. it is not even my best writing. And I love the character Larken, but I don’t think I made as much of a jerk as he should be. I was trying to make Larken have conflicting emotions or some crap like that, but did i ruin the character? You tell me.

And if you do like it, and if I survive my suicidal fall, should I continue the story? Oh and Happehface, if I continue this story don’t worry, Lucy will be very independent. I agree with you completely. I hope she is back to normal though……. next fiction is Mcain….. whimpers. (I already hear the fans with their pitch forks.)

“If anyone says they like it I will kill myself.”

o_o”’ Okay then I hate it…..

But I hate it so much that I’d like for you to continue.

YOu can’t FOOL ME___Takes pistol…..Bam….Damn Im still alive….Anyway Skygaze, do you want me to continue this story idea, because Im thinking about it right now.

Marks is my usual forum name keep that in mind.Fine let the Fanfiction begin! Also before I start….. do you like the whole Jared Idea I mean it is a little weird but I created him to be Larken’s emotions, so he would know Larken better than Larken knows himself. And do you think I kept the other characters to their normal personalites

Oh and Larken, if you know just asking is made by Gabriel Kaxbe On the forums. Larken has the honor of being a cameo in the real comic. He is a real jerk.

I know about Larken and Gabriel = D And Larken’s awesome <3 This couple is so awesome in fact, that I had a dream about them recently.

Yes, please continue ^^ Though I might suggest starting a new line every time someone says something. Then we’d better be able to know who is saying what. Also, I can deal with the parenthesis, but if you’d like you could always make Larken’s thoughts italicized and Jared’s voice bold italicized.

Before I start the daydream took place in between Back and forth so this is Lucy ranting about the situation

Why Do I bother
Chapter 1: PAULO!!!!!!

“Fucking,no good, son of a weasel!” cursed Lucy in front of Larken. “Uhhh, what was that all about Luce?” Lucy stopped to explain. “Paulo the manwhore, decide to be a bastard and fuck to older woman while being nice to me.” “Oh, so what happened?”
(I think im not going to like this or mabey i will… ) {Thats the spirit Larks.} Larken smiled when he heard Jared. Jared was a image in his brain that represents his emotions.. he is always right.

“What happened is that me and Tess decided to teach him a lesson and soon he gets away and everyone gets mad at me!” Larken just rolled his eyes and kissed her.
It had been a while since they started dating. Lucy had not wanted to tell her freind and Larken agreed.

Flashback

Dingdong! “I’ll get it.” said Lucy who had gotten ready for her date. Lucy had decided to as normal for some reason. she has always hated dresses for some reason. (I guess I’m a tomboy.) Lucy thought. Anyway she opened the door to see Larken in his usual attire, thought his collar was a red instead of a blue.

Larken said, “Lets go.” Larken look impatient, so Lucy agreed and the went to the movie theater. Lucy decided to talk a little bit. “So what movie are we seeing?” Larken smirked. “Saw 5.” Lucy basicly pounced in him.
“Really, I love the Saw series!” “Thank you, Thank you, THank you!” Larken looked shocked, while Jared just snickered. Anyway Larken and Lucy went inside the theater, and luckily the movie started the minute it they got there. While they watched the movie, Larken tried to put his arm around her shoulder by faking a yawn. Lucy turned around and said

“You know, you don’t have to use stupid pick up tricks to flirt with me, you idiot.” Larken blushed and Jared said to him
{I told you not to read those blogs, but did you listen nooo) Lucy laughed and kissed Larken. Larken kissed back. the family behind the couple watched in awe as Lucy and Larken made out while on of the victims im the movie was killed brutaly. After the movie Larken took Lucy back home. Lucy smiled and said

“Tonight was amazing, you were nice, and I had a great time!” Larken smiled. Lucy was about to close the door when Larken asked something.

“Hey Lucy, do you think we can have another date next Saturday?” Larken said it so awkwardly Lucy laughed.’Of course!” so Larken and Lucy began to date, and Larken still is quite awkward at dates now back to the main story!

Lucy was still angry at Paulo but she wasn’t thinking about that at the time. Larken pushed her against the wall while kissing her, Lucy opened her eyes with a smirk and said,”Okay, Larken i get it, i’ll shut up about Paulo.” Larken smirked and as he held her in his arms he thought to hims self(life can’t get any better can it?)

Jared silent yet loud voice said{ its not over tell it over but your right for once.} Larken smiled and looked at Lucy. She finally seemed to be back to her angry, cursing self. just the way he like it. HOT.

END OF CHAPTER>>>>>>>>>>>NEXT CHAPTER>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Larken. Stop being out of character. The real Larken would beat the shit out of his alternate personality. It’d be like Fight Club.

Taeshi is not a furry.

Hey Larken would have killed Jared along time ago it if wasn’t for meta phyiscs. In the fanfiction he had been fighting with Jared for weeks. Jared represents him not admiting to himself that he liked Lucy. Jared only tries to show what already there.

You’re all right in my books, Mark, ifthat’syourrealname.

And the real reason why Larken hasnt tried to kill Jared was that. 1.Meta Physics
2.Jared is him. Jared is Larken except he is a nice guy but he loves showing Larken the fact that he was in love With Lucy. I made Jared to be the relationship guy to go to for Larken but his personality makes them impposible to work together. So to make it work I make jared his alter ego just so Larken can’t kill him.

Jared drives Larken to a point of insanity and it doesn’t help that Larken thinks dirty thoughts about Lucy alot. Yes Jared is like Paulo. Larken does not like him

Yeah and Kaxbe? The fanfic that you made gave the idea to do this. I wanted a mix between Another Shoulder with Larken. So to stay in the canon i did it after the daydream. I based it off a idea stuck in my head after reading you fanfic, minus the crazy . Also the reason why I made Larken already be in love with her was because I saw that anything like Your fic proved that Larken would proably rape her or it would be a one night stand thing. With Another Path it is Paluo, so it is easier to write for me cause I know Paulos character well.


But Larken personality can be hard to get because he is a jerk ususally. A rapist or one night stand would be any Situation Larken and Lucy would get into. I didn’tlike those chances. I would probly ruin both characters if I did that. So thats when i pondered the fact of Larken always being a jerk is really him in denial. That gave me the idea to add Jared and stuff.

points 1 and2 are the same… therefor, you only have one argument. but meh, what do i care. gg for good writers.

Gg? And you think its good. Great now how am going to kill off Larken. angry fandom races for the machine guns. only kidding, yeah but i really dont think it great. Should make a Mcain fanfiction?

I plan for Mcain to in Why do i bother stroy very soon as a main character! Screw you authur of Bcb, MCAIN MUST BE IN THE MAIN STORY. HE IS MOTHERFUCKING ALEC MCAIN. Yeah he is going to be Larken’s logic, trying to give him advice. Yeah dont worry not meta physics just going to give him some advice. Larken will listen thanks to jareds begging to see

I always want to see a original fancharacter. Do not steal!

“Alec, time for school.” “yes mother.” A teengaer around 15 put some black jeans, jacket, and a hat on. Alecears were covered by the hat. After getting ready for school, Alec turned left instead of right and went to Adam’s Academy for the mentaly ill. Alec walk up to the secretary and asked.”Can i see my sister Jennifer? The woman said “oh hi Alec, sorry but first tell me your last name. .regulation reallly.” Alec rolled his eyes.”Alec, Alec Mcain.”

Haha looks like we have a Mcain chaptwr or 2 mwhaaaaa

Mcain went inside. He saw Jennifer. she was a white and black dog with green eyes.She looked happy to see Mcain. “wu wittle wother.” said Jennifer. mcain noded. Jennifer had got into a accident when he was a freshman. Zbecause of this she had lost the ability to speak and said things incorerhently. The doctors said it was unfixable, but they said she could still have a normal life. Mcain soon learned to understand what she was saying and coversed with her normaly. Mcain’s blue eyes sparklled with tears as he talked to her. His parents hated him because they loved Jennifer. He kept talking happy.then he went walking to school. He noticed a black cat with a blue collar walking with Lucy with smirk on his face.

Good for you whoever you are Mcain thought as hw walked to school

I am confused as to how things got like this.

Dont ask i just was doing the chapter as a test. It failed. Ignore it forvever

Anyway Kaxbe, i needto ask a question. I want to keep to Larken character as close as possible, so can you tell me some of his character traits. Other then being a douchebag and a jerk

No booze for Lucy!

Lucy woke to a unfamiliar feeling. The feeling of not know where you are feeling. “Lucy, wake up.” Lucy opened your eues and saw Larken on her bed with a smirk. Lucy frowned.”Larken what happened please say I didn’t do THAT.” Larken laughed. “No we didn’t but you were a bit crazy last night.” Lucy decided to listen to Larken as he told the story with a grin on his face

Maybe you should read the comics that I made of him on my deviantART /shamelessselfpromoting

But basically, Larken is a jerkass with a heart of gold. He is hardly ever the first one to initiate conversation, and if he doesn’t know you, he’ll most likely ignore you unless if he finds you interesting or is forced to, as was the case with Liam and Lucy. if he’s around you long enough, he warms up to you, which is what happened with Tess. He can be sarcastic at times, and is usually very harsh when it comes to talking with people. He is recently a bit bitter because of his break-up with his long term, long-distance girlfriend.

But yeah, if you want to know more about what he likes to do and such, just read my damn comics.

Thanks.

Seriously. Read my comics. My dA is a well of deviations that don’t get looked at.

Random moment…….i guess intermission until my internet connection is better. God damn my mother and her fucking Facebook

Yeah i will read your comics when the god damn internet works!!!!! now it loads….. FUCKING HELL.>>.>>>>>>>EKOGRDSyhsmj
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Sorry Bashing computer right now……..FUCKFEWjdnfeansdkvgas”:nvaesdV

Oh and i heard this song that really fits Larken’s character(at least it sounds like it.) Its written by a band called there for tomorrow. Its called just in time.

Just read my comics.

First time with intermission….yeah well. Jared stars in them. FAncharacter.

{A black cat with a red collar+ a vest + gray glasses=me} says Jared, talking to Larken. “Uhhhh, were are we?” said the very confused Larken. {Were in the intermission space, were we can do anything that makes sense to the story or Pokemon!”

Larken looked at Jared weird.” Wait do you exist for real in this space?” {OF COurse} said the high cat who had materialized cocain into his hand.{HHAAHA, I get it, your goona bet we wop…..HAHAHAAHAHAHA.} Larken began beating up Jared, happy that he can finally beat the crap out of this mother fucking drug addict who plays important part in his life…..Larken then threw the dead body into a black hole which marterialized out of thin air.


Larken smirked.”I think im going to LIKE these in between chapters and crap.

{Oh and Larken, I just got word from my creator, he says your not allowed to kill the fancharacter without my permission.

“But you are a fancharacter!” Larken said to the ghost of Jared.
{No shit, Larks.}

Larken woke up. “Okay that was strange… but FUN!” Larken said in a cheerful voice.


THe end of this start of in between chapter.

Larken is cheerful?

Well, Jared has been pissing off Larken for weeks…. I guess killing him in a dream must had lifted his mood. [Attacked by mobs of Larken lovers.] I hate when that happens….. anyway Larken got some of anger issues out of the way should i continue the No booze for lucy arc, cause it seems stupid.

i got the idea of Larken beating up Jared from one of your comments. Im to lazy to talk………..Ehhhh

Larken isn’t angry. He’s bitter. There’s a difference…

And Taeshi, my heart is at negative 40 degrees.

I meant anger issues with Jared. Look if you had someone always mocking you, trying t o set you up, pissing you OFF ALOt, wouldn’t you have anger issues…. and Taeshi…..what are you talking about?