Bittersweet Candy Bowl

WHAIT WHAT???????? anyway i am getting woried and how the hell did Sandy get in there when they just stoped leting visitors in? and if i was there i swear to god il come out from the coridor and blow Sandys face of with a bolter or a melta weapon but still cant whait for the next part

Fucking great.

I eargerly await the final post of Susan’s version of this story. Susan, you turned a piece of shit that I though would be horrible into a golden statue of devine light.Awesome job.

I’m sorry Ark, but suitcase had me writing him naughty work so.
I’ll get to work on it.

…Heh, see, funny story, I uh…

…Yeeeeeah.

Admit it, Suitcase: you liked the festive descriptions of sex organs too.

Oh dont mind me, im just waiting

This is just mounting proof that if I ever get round to finishing my fanfic, It’ll either be shot down or looked upon with upturned eyes, waiting for my glorious work of BCB literature, shock flaring in the eyes of the readers when they see it crawling from the mud, covered in the figurative excrement of cliches, bad grammar, atrocious spelling and a complete and utter lack of consistency in tenses and story. So long, Kings and Queens of the Fanfic, Maverik, Susan, Tayvin, et al.

“Queen?”

You’re joking, right?

Thanks for the compliment, though I doubt I’m anything but mediocre.