Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I’ve already made two that have earned me two punches in the guts from Taeshi the next time I see her.

They were:
“After Lucy screws him, she’ll become Loosey.”
and
“BRB? Don’t you mean, BCB (Be Coming Back)?”

The second one doesn’t really count, but it still earned me a punch in the gut.

Your turn.

Gabe, there is already a pun thread.

I think you were a little late to the punch.

I guess David just needs somebody to Paulo-round with.
DO HO HO HO HO

Yes, Commie. But mine is better because I made it~

Look, if BCB were running for president, the slogan would be “Yas,hy can!”

No, Rocketpony. I don’t think Lucy or Paulo or Mike would run for president, but I think McCain probably would.

HA. HAHAHAHA

Sunday - if we’re talking about presidents in BCB shouldn’t we address

CARTER?

“Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.”-Edgar Allan Poe
^That would be me I hate all of you (well not really just your damn puns).

That’s not cool Taeshi, President carter is suffering from stomach pains right now.

Also, We like Mike
Mike for President.

Does Mike like the beach? Because he loves Sandy!


HA. HAHAHAHA. I think I’m starting to hate myself.

Look Sunday, are you saying all these terrible puns are starting to Tess your patience?

Jasminimize the window if it’s so bad.

“We can’t hear you talking, so Mike up this place!” (Mike = Exceptional hearing)

Amaya hearing you right? Or did you ask for bad puns?

*pun(t)s Gabriel*

You stole my idea, you. ^_^

Oh god… These puns are absolutely apawable. It’s making me so catty I may have to Sue all of you!

Now. I’mmolly gonna tell you once. Puns are extremely cheesy. So unless you’re as Guda as me, quit your chirpying and Tess off or Stacy around at your own peril.

Why “apawable”? Why not “apawling”? ^_^

What’s up with all Yashy-tty puns! They are giving me a hearta-Zach!

I feel like smashing my phone.

seriously? I thought it was pretty bad haha.

Hey come on show some appreciation for these puns!

Pucker up and give us a Kizu!

Nah?

Oh, I see. ^_^

What is a Kizu, by the way?

If BCB were a magician, what would it say?

Abbeycadabra!

I like Mike.
You like Mike.
Everybody likes Mike!

…I can’t get that out of my head now.

It’s possible the most addictibg presidential theme song ever and also one of the easiest to pun.

You know, Justin case I was letting Molly‘all know.

@ILB - it sounds like kiss, I promise. You just gotta use your NOODLE (yeah that one doesn’t count)

Ah, I see. ^_^

Tee hee. I’d make a horrible pun now, but I’m positive nobody here would get it.

Yea? Try us.

I agree with Mark’s man. n_n

No, I really cannot. You need to know of obscure words in three languages to understand it. ^_^

COME ON ILB DON’T LEAVE US HANGING

COME ORRRRRRRN

These are all BCB puns eh? x3

What is Jessica’s reply whenever McCain appears? “SLUT it, McCain!”

Oh… Oh my. ^_^

But no, not all of them are BCB related. A terrifyingly high amount are variations on the word “pun” itself.

It’s a dog’s life.

…ugh…

I have lost any faith whatsoever that there are people of intelligence anywhere on this forum.

Again.

Really? Why in the world did you need to lose faith again? ^_^