Bittersweet Candy Bowl

So if BCB had a fighting game, what would their moves be? Keep in mind that we will be going with the set up for the PS3 controller.

Just include the special moves.

The jerkslap for Lucy

David uses “Throw Kids”.

If you press the X four times, David does something incredibly stupid that hurts both him and the opponent. He takes one fourth of the damage the other takes, so it’s like a very stupid Volt Tackle. ^_^

Michael can use “Jump into river”, which is super effective against Lucy but utterly pointless against everyone else. ^_^

David’s special move is “Tenga Troppen Gurren Lagann”

Scott Pilgrim is a beat-em-up, not a fighting game, big difference.

Jasmine could use a softball bat, “Home Run!!!!l screaming in the background.

Or like, throw chopsticks or something.

Liam could have a finishing move called, “final sweater.”

Carter pulls out a butcher knife. “kill for Lucy” unless it is lucy then he surrenders

Prepare for the Cunt Punch Combo from Paulo!

Oh, I forgot. Abbey’s is the Kaiba Kick. ^_^

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David uses The Wish (From “I am Wishing Game Hard Mode!!!)
Paulo uses Grope (only effective on female characters)
Mike uses Flee (You know, because he runs really quickly? fail)
Tess uses Magic Kung-Fu (As seen against FFCat)
Lucy uses PowerSlap
Yashy uses Cheater Stomp
Lily uses Diplomacy, darling
Blur uses Amnesia
Abbey uses Chivalrous Yell
Sue uses Neglected Club Hammer
Kizuna uses Headphone Electroshock
Daisy uses Book Slam
Chirpy uses Innocence (Blocks attacks)
Amaya uses Silent Stare
Jessica and Rachel use Bullying
Molly uses Soul-Reap
Augustus uses Stalking
Carson uses Fashion Put-Down (Particularly useful against Paulo)
McCain uses Quote (Can be deflected by “Shut it, McCain!&rdquo

Yes, I know, these are awful and terribly nerdy. I’m so cool Did I miss any, by the way?

Lucy and Mike share a finishing move:

“AYU BEEEEEEEEAM!!!!!!!”

Yashy must have a Master Ball attack too. ^_^

Maybe all of the characters could club together and crush the enemy under the weight of the paper and ink that went into making BCB? Or Taeshi could appear and order the fanbase to charge onto whoever?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkG3_FNZcwc

Agustus’s moveset.

Mu~dahdah. Toki yo, tomare! Soshite toki ga ugoki dasu. Road roller da! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Wouldn’t McCain have heat vision?

Ah, like Cyclops? ^_^

Actually, giving him frost vision would be neat. A cold, calculating stare.

Or the cold, ceaseless stream of facts falling from his lips. I suddenly have this mental image of a forty-foot McCain screaming facts about the buildings he’s crushing between his paws.

Oh dear, that would be quite entertaining. ^_^

David would have the “Super Panel Teleport” special move. When he uses it, the stage he is fighting on randomly changes.

Mike’s scarf can change into various weapons for ultimate kick-ass-ness

Also Rape Cat can use Rape as his special attack, it’s super effective… :s

David and Lucy have a “Bark!” attack, that sadly only works against one person. ^_^

Lucy would have a combo which is basically two punches and a kick in the balls which is a one hit K.O. against male characters.

David would have the “AKWARD!!!” attack
Mike, The scarf constriction attack
Paulo, Charm attack
Abby, father angst attack
Lucy, Power Round-House kick

PAULO uses DAYDREAM!

It’s super effective against READERS!

Mike uses Rejection, effective against everyone except Sandy.

Paulo use “Boyish Charm” Paralyze all Females Foes and Summon David To Deliver a “POW RIGTH IN THE KISSER”

Lucy use “RAGE” Give everyone a 1 Hit K.O( Angry and Deppresing Bar must be Full) and “Reflection” Make her image to be a memory of the Foe Past( Difficult Move To Make)

Mike use a “Booth To the Head” 99% of a Nose Bleed Effect

David use “Default Face” and “Bark”

McCain Use “Annoying” make worse of a bad situation

Mike gets Psyblast powers, ala Sasha Nein.
No discussion.