Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Mike’s asshole pinched on the dick.

“Fuck this comic” said Taeshi furiously.

Imitation is the sincerest of flatteries.

And if it works both ways…

…Why not point it out, eh?

once upon a time the end

Janet and Kevin? Ah, of course. ^_^



Janet gave them all a hug.

i lol’d at pixel’s

Once again, imagination took over Mike.

(That was a bit too ambiguous. ^_^)

Mike screamed as he gave birth.

Paulo’s baby crawled from Mike’s anus.

Their baby giggled, penis already erect.

Its rows of razor teeth gleamed.

It laughed, then lunged at Sandy.

She screamed, but not soon enough.

Lucy watched helplessly as it fed.

“That’s my boy,” Paulo smiled tearfully.

Mike’s eyes glazed over, he exsanguinated.

His restraints went slack, arms unresisting.

i think that hurt my soul

Jerk. I am naming my first born son after you.

I am crying inside.

I think I’ll draw that.

Mike attempted to catch Lucy. Fail!

Taeshi hugged her fursona Lucy tightly.

I’M KIDDING, TAESHI, DON’T KILL ME!

Sandy wore the human ears blushing.

Mike had never been more aroused.

Sandy and Mike ended their relationship.

Jerk bled, happy to be alive. n_n

Larken insulted Lucy, Lucy insulted back.

Larken yelled at Lucy,Lucy yelled back.

Larken kissed Lucy, Lucy kissed back.

Lucy pounded Larken with the dildo.

Larken choked Lucy with his collar

Paulo wakes up from crazy dream

Paulo thinks about the crazy dream.

Paulo decides to get Lucy drunk

Lucy wakes up next to Paulo.

She beats the crap out of Paulo.

Doctor Burple’s fan character likes Sue.

Taeshi gleefully murdered the fan characters.

Then Taeshi kills Everyone posting here!

I just wrote the greatest 6 word fic

My butt baby fiction was better.

Yes well……..It WAS NOT FICTION!

Butt Baby scares everyone except Jerk.

Don’t pretend it wasn’t completely awesome.

I agree. IT WAS AWESOME. But still…….WHat exactly was it about?

It was about Mike and Paulo
and the baby they made together
that emerged from Mike’s butt hole
and killed Sandy while Mike watched.
There’s precedent: Google search “M-preg yaoi.”
Or don’t and keep your dinner.

STILL AWESOME. YEAH. MAKE A SEQUEL!

Molly smile as Justine fell down.

Her hand was still out-stretched.

His head hit the ground hard.

There was a sick, cracking thump.

Her laughter echoed through the trees.

The snow covered his bleeding body.

His corpse was found in Spring.


A present for Jerk~

Am I weird for liking the Butt Baby thing? i thought it was funny?

Then Molly commited suicide and died alone.

Her body was found in Winter.

They think Justine killed Molly alright.

Lucy threw the knife at Sandy.

JERK MUST MAKE A SEQUEL OKAY!

IT WAS AWESOME IT WAS BUTT BABY!


BUTT BABY TWO! BUTT BABY 2!

@Taeshi, if we can use hyphenated words as one word then I’m is one too.

The sniper missed Leaving, he’s dead

When the smoke cleared, they gasped.

Mike never saw such an abomination.

The crouching shadow creeped towards them.

Lucy looked in horror. Daisy screamed.

All of the Carters have combined.

KAXBE I MUST DESTROY THE WORLD!

BECAUSE LEAVING HAS MADE A LARKEN PICK UP LINE!!!!!!

I MUST KILL HER!

Daisy, I already told you NO! -Mike

Pull down your pants or die. -Rapecat

My heart’s turned glassful; yours, concrete. -Lucy

That last one is basically referencing the change between Lucy and Mike, how Lucy has turned all vulnerable and emotive while Mike has turned stubborn and brittle. And yes, ‘glassful’ is a real word

“Sandy,” Mike cried. “I missed you.”
She rocked back and forth violently.
Mike lightly touched her glistening forehead.
He stared at his hand, horrified.
“I missed you, Maishul,” she grinned.
Lucy removed Sandy’s scalp, laughing hysterically.
The Korat puked in the corner.

And then they all moved away.
No seriously, they all moved away.
What do you mean, “that’s silly?”
That’s a perfect way to end!
Fine, Lucy goes on a rampage.
But don’t come crying to me.
It still sounds like total shit.

Oh well. I peeked in anyway. ^_^


Zachary sat still and listened suavely.

Michael shook Paulo’s hand strongly, tentatively.
He pulled back, his hand wet.
Paulo shivered in a peculiar way.
Mike staggered, staring at Paulo’s hand.
It was covered in slimy clitorises.