Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Somewhat inspired by this thread, but mostly inspired by Six Word Memoirs. The point here is to write a story using only six words based around the BCB world.

There are only a few rules for this.
1) Only six words. No more, no less. This isn’t a contest to see who can get the shortest story. That nearly ruined the Two-Sentence Fanfic thread. (You know who you are.)
2) Only Taeshi-approved fancharacters are allowed. If you don’t know who these are, they are Tess, McCain, Larken, and Liam.
3) Feel free to go porny with it, but there are only so many ways you can write “Mike banged Lucy so hard today” before it gets old, so please, people, use some discretion.

Here are some examples of some six-word fanfics:
Lucy ran, but she could not cry.
Mike sat under the tree. Waiting.
Paulo and Jasmine meet. They marry.

Now go and try your best to make some more!

Remember! The goal here is to use only a little to say a lot!

But then the bomb went off.

David groped Lucy. Everybody was disgusted.

Paulo spanked Lucy while she wanked.

Abbey and Daisy snuggled, warming eachother.

(Yes, that is technically seven words but allow me some slack. ^_^)


Justin tumbled slowly down the hill.


“Shut it, McCain,” said David, disgruntled.

(It’s harder to write sweet things with so few words. ^_^)

mike killed lucy. he was drunk

Liam removed his sweater. Lucy blushed.

David came. David saw. David conquered.

“Worst day ever,” whined Paulo, sulking.

“The anal beads won’t come out!”

Lucy snuggled comfortably next to mike.

Carter loves Lucy. Indeed he does.

August read the newspaper, and chuckled.

Molly made undead minions,Then laughed.

Paulo put on his Kamina shades

(this is harder than I expected)

Mike jumped off the tall cliff.

As the flames rose, Augustus smiled.

David followed silently. She didn’t notice.

Chirpy was happy despite no nest.

Lucy’s anus had seen better days.

McCain was happy. He had Sue.

Lucy punched Sandy to the floor.

“Game over,” a bloody Lucy whispered.


“I fucking hate you,” Lucy sobbed.


“I’ll leave. Watch me,” Daisy warned.


“No more,” whispered Sandy, distraught.


Lucy sobbed, stabbing Mike’s voodoo doll.


“I never loved you,” snarled Mike.


“Kill me, then,” taunted Lucy, smirking.

@ Taeshi: Attempts at water-boarding Lucy remained unsuccessful.

You have a talent for depressing things, Tsu. ^_^

@ILB That’s what I’m known for. XP

“Help me, please,” Lucy begged desperately.

Tee hee. ^_^

I guess I can accept hyphenated words as a single word.

But-that-doesn’t-mean-doing-this-only-counts-as- one-word

Okay, “waterboarding.” It’s one word either way.

But two, apparently. ^_^



Michael waited calmly, thinking about Sandy.


Molly climbed, laughing friendlily at Abbey.

Liam hugged Lucy close, whispering comfortingly.


Mike smiled happily, taking Sandy’s hand.

Jasmine said seductively, “Call on me.”

With Mike dead, Carter’s plan progressed

Carson was ridden like a stallion.

“The morning-after pill tastes horrible.”
——-
“Blow me, Carson.” “Deal!” Mike cringed.
——-
For once, Lily had no advice.

Wee, micro-fiction! Also, wee, crude sexual jokes!

“Why is my bow in your ass?” im sure you know who said that…

Paulo came, saw, conquered, spread aids.

Michael sank, breath slowly leaving him…

Sandy’s blood spattered against the wall.

Foot in testicles - pain meets shame

Lucy’s cold eyes - Paulo forever exiled

“I hate you for loving me”

Hole in the air - Lucy missed

That hug was worth 1000 words

“Hey jerkface! Kiss me or die!”

Boy this is a fun challenge

It’s supposed to burn like that

Paulo laughed, “now your my bitch”

David chuckled, “Thats what she said”

Daisy moaned “fill all three holes”

now multiple pages instead of one

The turtle timed terribly tumultuous trips.

Are we doing alliteration too, now? ^_^

It’s fun to alliterate!

Oh, I never claimed the opposite. ^_^

She gave the finger and ran.

Sue sighed, slashing suddenly superfluous scenes.

I easily could have used “sobbed”
…. Wow that fits the six limit
….damnit, that too.

Wind assaulting her face, tears fell.

Chirpy hugged Yashy tightly from behind.

-Every character died a painful death

-Seeing Sue, McCain smiled at last

-The ultimate battle: Turtle versus Molly

Hey, I tried

Lucy had six words, six bullets.

To Mike she said, “Love.” BLAM!

To Sandy she said, “Loathing.” BLAM!

To Carter she said, “Revulsion.” BLAM!

To Paulo she said, “Forgiveness.” BLAM!

To Daisy she said, “Foolishness.” BLAM!

To McCain she said, “Shut it.”

BLAM! Six bullets, but seven words.

Such a sad string of melancholy…

^You are made of win. Seriously. <3

“Such a waist.” Augustus then fired.

“love?” Mike whispered to Lucy’s corpse.

“Me CAn thInk iN seven words.”

As the brains cooked, Augustus smiled.

“Fire the laser” McCain ordered, frowning.

“nine…ten…” Lucy counted her victims.

“SPY SAPPIN MEH SENTRY” Guess who!



This is all I can do.

Why is Lucy shooting everybody?